OBESSED pt 2
Hi! I am SOOO sorry that I haven't been updating for awhile. My other fanfict was actually doing better than this, so I made more of those then start the second one for this! Heh heh? And the fact that I was having MAJOR writer's block. So now where did I leave you? Oh yes! Kurama just fell off a tree, falling down to his DOOM! Yeah…oh sorry Miss. Duff was on and I just had to yell at the TV for showing her!So anyway, hope you enjoy this part so here it is!
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters from Yu Yu Hakusho. I don't even own the fans (or I'd own you people right? And you don't want that now do you?) This is just what I THINK what would happen if the crazed fans met the poor anime…
Kurama was falling towards his crazed fans. Hiei tried to grab him, but it was too late. He just stared as Kurama fell into the hands of the fans.
"God have mercy on him," Hiei whispered, worried, but deep down, laughing.
Kurama finally went to the ground and was caught by his fans and they took him down.
"WOOOHOO! I GOT HIS SHIRT!" yelled one, but then got attacked by five other fans girls.
"Hm… should I interfere?" questioned Hiei. Then he looked down to the fans who were attacking Kurama. "Maybe not," he smirked.
"Oh HIEI!"
Hiei looked the other way and saw his crazed fans, who were smiling at him with the look of sheer craziness.
"Damit. I forgot about them!" snapped Hiei.
"Awwww. That's mean," said the, supposedly, leader of the fans, sarcastically. "Girls. Why don't teach him a lesson," smirked the leader. All the girls nodded and headed towards the tree.
"What are you going to do?" asked Hiei, worried. He knew what his fans could do and he wasn't happy with the outcome.
"Nothing that you need to worry about," said one that was starting to climb up the tree while others followed suit.
"BAC! BAC YOU EVIL BEAST!" yelled Hiei, while taking a stick and waving it around. Kinda like a lion tamer does or someone dueling with swords.
"How pathetic," said the leader. She took the stick and broke it in half. The others backed her up and started to head towards Hiei, who was looking violently around for an escape.
"There is no were to run, my sexy little munckin" smirked the leader.
"HEY HEY HEY! He's MY sexy little munchkin!" screamed one.
"NO! MINE!" the others replied and then had a huge argument.
"I'll settle this," said the leader and took out her katana and whipped it around, threateningly. "We each fight for him." The others agreed and took out their swords and started battleling each other.
"These girls are SOO stupid," stated Hiei to himself. He got up, slowly, so no one would notice him, and ran off of the tree.
"Come on Kurama. Show some dignity and FIGHT!" Hiei yelled, quickly, while knocking the Kurama fan girls out of the way. He quickly grabbed Kurama and started running.
"DAMN KURAMA! If you don't help me then I'll let you go!" said Hiei.
Kurama shook his head violently and helped Hiei carry himself. Hiei took time to notice that Kurama was…well…torn. His shirt was ripped off but his shoulder pad was still on. He had an under shirt on which looked like someone tried to get pieces of it with a scissor. His pants were now mini shorts and even his some of his hair was missing!
"You are SOOO lucky!" whined Hiei.
"Lucky! Did you just say LUCKY! DO I LOOK LUCKY TO YOU!" shouted Kurama.
"Well at least your fans know how to share with each other"
"Believe me. You don't WANT them to share," complained Kurama. And off they ran towards the Yu Yu Hakusho trailers.
Well there you go! In the next one, maybe you'll get to meet the other characters. I actually might post some more since I came out of writers block but I'm not sure if I'll get to writing these, now that I need to get off my lazy ass and start writing my other fanficts! But I'll do this one because it's probably the most fun to make, and I don't feel like I need to write these just for the sake of my fans!