"Okay, tell me what you would do if you… saw a flower growing on your lawn?" asked Bellatrix. It was only the second day of Voldy's evil lessons, and he was already failing.
"Ooh ooh! I know! I'd go catch a butterfly to put on it so it would be even more beautiful!" Answered Voldy.
Bellatrix smacked her head again. It was becoming quite a habit lately. Two days ago, something had happened to her beloved Master that caused him to have the mentality of an elementary school-girl. She and Wormtail had cast several spells on him, but to no avail. If anything, "Voldy," as he called himself, had gotten even more flamboyant. Finally, they had decided to try and teach Voldy to be evil again; however, this plan was not working out too well.
Bellatrix grabbed Voldy's hand and dragged him out to the street. There, they found Wormtail dressed up like an old lady, walker and all. He was standing by the curb, apparently attempting to cross the street. Voldy's eyes lit up and he rushed over to Wormtail and took his arm.
"No, no, no!" shouted Bellatrix. She grabbed Voldy's arm and pulled him away. She thrust his wand into his hand and guided it until it was pointing towards Wormtail.
"Now, shout Crucio!" shrieked Bellatrix at the happy-go-lucky man beside her
"But- that would hurt him!" faltered Voldy.
"Just DO IT!"
Voldy raised his wand and muttered, "Crucio." Wormtail leapt back in pain as his toes started to sting. Bellatrix sighed.
"This- IS- HOPELESS!" she screamed. "Let's go, Wormtail, maybe we can find some clue as to what he was working on."
"Wait, don't go! I can be evil! I just need to- ooooh, a beeeeeeauuuuuuutiful butterfly! Awwww…" said Voldy as the other two disappeared into the mansion behind him.
Wormtail and Bellatrix sat down in Voldy's private study and started to shuffle through his papers. After an hour of searching and turning up nothing, they decided to give up. As they were passing by the fire, however, Wormtail noticed something.
"Hey, Bellatrix! Look at this!"
Bellatrix walked over to where Wormtail was standing and looked at the piece of parchment in his hands. It read "Self-Cloning."
"Self- cloning? Why would he need- never mind. I don't want to ask." said Bellatrix as she examined the parchment. "Aha! Here it is. It says that if you fail to read the chant before you perform the spell, you are more than 90 percent likely to take someone else's personality. It also says that your personality will go to the person who gave you theirs!" Bellatrix shuddered "I'd hate to think who got the Dark Lord's personality.."
somewhere in Australia, a 13 year-old girl blows up a sheep…
"Voldy! Ooooh Voldy! I have a horri- I mean nice little butterfly for you!" Shouted Wormtail
Voldy raced around the corner "Where? Where? Hey… I don't see any butterfly."
"Separatus Personas!" Shouted Bellatrix
Voldy blinked as a light engulfed him. When the light cleared, he was wearing a baggy sweatshirt, torn-up jeans, and a huge medallion around his neck.
"Yo, yo, yo! What up in da hood, yo? Fa sho." Bellatrix and Wormtail stared at Voldy, who was acting, if anything, stranger than before.
"Oookay… I don't think that's what we're looking for," said Wormtail, wearing a frown on his face.
"Hey, I am DJ Voldy, yo." Said DJ Voldy.
"No, definitely not. Let's try again," Responded Bellatrix
"No, don't do that, Yo! I'm not-" DJ Voldy was cut off by another flash of light. When that light cleared, DJ Voldy was wearing a floral dress with a lace collar and cuffs. When he saw the two, he broke out into a smile.
"Oh, hello there little ones. How 'bout giving your old Gramma Voldiekins a hug?" Gramma Voldiekins walked towards them with open arms before giving them a back breaking hug. When he let go, he was holding a plate of cookies and two homemade sweaters.
"Look what I made for the visit of my two favorite grand-kids!" Gramma Voldiekins stuffed a cookie into each of their mouths and yanked the sweaters over Bellatrix and Wormtail's heads, A puce on for Bellatrix, and a hummus brown one for Wormtail.
"umm… Thanks, Gramma, but no thanks." Bellatrix whipped her wand back out and shouted, "Separatus Personas!"
Another flash of light filled the room, and when it stopped, Gramma Voldiekins was gone, and instead Voldemort was back, wearing his usual black cloak. He shook his head and looked at the two of them.
"You haven't betrayed me too, have you?" he asked tentatively.
"No, but if you don't start reading the fine print, we're going to, My lord." Said Bellatrix with disdain in her voice.
"What happened?" Asked Voldemort.
"Oh, nothing. You went crazy, got the personality of a schoolgirl, went around giving candy and toys to every child in town." Said Bellatrix, staring at her fingernails
"I WHAT!" screamed Voldemort. Wormtail giggled.
"What did you say?" Asked Bellatrix, turning on him.
"Oh, nothing.," Wormtail ran his hand through his hair. "But doesn't my new hairstyle look marvelous?"
A/N: YAY! It's the end of my shortest (completed) story yet! Please Review! If you've read this before, you may realize that some things have changed a little. Just trying to make things make sense.
P.S. A sequel is in the works for this… stay tuned!