A Hot adventure in Hogwarts
One day Hermione was walking through Hogwarts thinking about going to hot topic and gothing herself up. Suddenly she felt very warm. She looked down and noticed her pants were on fire
"Oh noes" went Hermione as she began to run around. But hurray! Ron was on the scene "I shall help you" he cried and threw some water on Hermione's pants. But oh noes! The fire was genetically modified so that it could climb up the water and set fire to Ron too!
But Snape stalked on to the scene and his hair was really soft and he was pregnant "POTTER I'll get you for knocking me up!" he roared
"Harry isn't here, sir" Ron and Hermione screamed as they rolled on the floor
"O Rly?" enquired Snape icily and then he caught fire too.
Hogwarts burned down the next day and all of Malfoy's leather trousers were ruined.