You know the drill. *Sighs* I don't own anything, but myself. If I can find a way to own Mysterio, I won't be writing about it, ne? ^_^

Chimere jumped up and down on the bed, holding a bottle of soda while Rey try to think of new moves for his match. He looked up at the hyper girl and blinks a few times, trying to think of something to say about the sight in front of him.

"Why are you jumping on my bed? Can you do something else beside messing up the sheets?" he asked. Chimere took a sip of her one-liter of Blue Pepsi before answering, then return to jumping on the bed.

"I have nothing to do to burn off the energy. I'm bored and you're doing nothing, but looking over some notes" she said. Rey smirked at her and stood up, grabbing his crotch.

"I could think a few things that can help you out with that problem." he said, licking his already wet lips, looking like the Hispanic version of LL Cool J. Chimere stopped jumping and looks at him. She hopes her nose hasn't started the infamous anime hentai nosebleed.

"Rey, they don't do NC-17 anymore! We can't do that! I want to! Believe me, I wish we could in this story." protested Chimere, then she returns to her jumping. Fed up with the jumping, Rey went over to her and grab her. He sat the smaller person down on the floor.

"I know," he begun. He took the bottle away from her and took his own slip of the flavored Pepsi. He wiped his lips with the back of his right hand. "But, they don't have to know about that." he added. Chimere reached for the soda, but Rey switched it from one hand to another.

Chimere roared, then she leaps forward. Being the known for his quickness, Rey use it to move out the away and watches Chimere crash on the floor. "I fucking hate you." she muttered, face down on the floor. Rey shrugged his shoulders and took another drink from the bottle.

"And I could care, because?" he asked, rising the pierced eyebrow. Chimere lift her head up and glared at him. She wanted to say something very rude, but bit her little tongue. She was the one that taught him how to be the smartass. But, she didn't know it would come back and bit her on the ass.

She got up and looks him in the eyes. She had one thing to say to him. "Smartass motherfucker." Rey grabbed her by her wrait and drew her closer to him.

"But I'm a sexy smartass motherfucker," he whispered.

"Hai!" agreed Chimere. Rey toss her the empty bottle at her. Chimere caught it and growled at him.

Rey took a seat on the edge of the bed and grinned at her, knowing what buttons to push. "What? It was going to be finish anyway. I just got to it faster." he commented. Chimere threw the bottle to the side and rose to her feet. This was something she didn't allow. Drinking her soda. Not matter how cute and stronger the guy is.

"I'm telling Brock you stole my soda!!" she whined. That wiped the grin from Rey's face. Chimere stomped over to the door, but blocked by a nervous Rey Mysterio.

"Hey. Hey. We don't have to go there."

"Wanna bet?"

"Come on, Mia! That's not fair!"

"And I should care..."

"Why you little bitch! I should kill you!"

This time, Chimere smirked at him. "You won't. You could never have anyone that can do you better than me. I had you screaming like a little baby in the first chapter." Rey's face turned red.

"I really hate you! Every since I came to the WWE, you been all over me." he whined, stomping his foot.

"Wrong! I been all over you since WCW, before you lost the mask." she added.

"Hell, everyone was on me after I took off the mask. Can you blame all the girls? I'm the real Latino Heat!" No girl can get enough of this hunk of sex. I'm a God of Sex." he gloated. Chimere rolled her eyes. She had enough, but she knew what to do to end it. It wasn't hard to push him over to the edge. He'll do anything to prove his manhood.

"Oh really?," she asked, She moved closer to him and looking him dead in the eyes. "In the words of Chris Benoit, 'Prove me wrong'." she challenged him. By the look in Rey's eyes, she knew she got him where she wanted him. Rey speared Chimere on the bed, pinning her down by the forearms.

"As you wish."

*Censor scene. Uncut version is on DVD*

Chimere drooled as she slept. Rey had a huge grin on his face as she snored loudly. He looked at the camera.

"It's good to be short."

TBC?

Rey: You're such a little witch

Chimere: D'uh!

Rey: You been hanging out with Chris too much

Chimere: Once again, D'uh!