Once again, I don't own anything, but myself. This chapter has M/M relationship.
Chimere sighed as she stared at the blank screen of her laptop. She wanted to type another Rey Mysterio story, but she couldn't think of anything.
"I hate writer's block!" she screamed, yanking on her hair. Rey entered her bedroom with a slice of ham hanging out of his mouth. He looked over his fiction lover's shoulder and watched the thin black bar flashing on and off.
"Can't think of anything, huh?" he asked. Chimere twisted her nose up and sighed again.
"No, I try everything. I can't think of anything." she complained. Rey lie across the waterbed and continued to chew on the ham.
"You're telling me you can't write a story about little old me? I thought you loved me." he pouted. Chimere looked over shoulder. She wanted to kill him, but Rey was too cute to kill. She hate it when he get all diva and bitchy on her.
"I really need your help, Rey-Rey. Please, help me." said Chimere. Thinking that's a sign, Rey took off his shirt and lower his jeans and boxers, showing a little bit of his curly pubes.
"Okay, baby. Here I am." he said. A hentai nosebleed started. Chimere quickly wiped the blood from her nose. Her perverted self had surfaces over the 'normal' self, but she had to keep in mind, no NC-17 allow in FF.Net. She cursed to herself. But, something caught her eyes. Chimere moved away from the laptop and closer to pubes.
"Rey?"
"Yeah?"
"Tell me you didn't dyed your cock hair blonde."
"...Well, it was during the time I was a blonde."
"Oh Rey." Chimere said, shaking her head in shame. Rey started to grinned at the young writer.
"I thought it was cool." he said. Chimere patted him by the blonde patch.
"Yes, it is." she agreed. Chimere returned to the computer and started to type away with a grin. Rey peeked over her shoulder.
Title: This Is Konnan's Fault
Author: Sailor Billion Dollar Princess
Characters: Rey, Kidman & Konnan
Summary: Konnan have an idea for Rey. Kidman thinks it's a bad idea...he was right
Slash/Het/Mixed: Slash
I don't own anyone
"He looks too cute as a blonde." Konnan cooed. Kidman looked at Konnan from his newspaper and shook his head. He could say anything, but it he didn't feel like getting pounded by the larger man. He went back to the story and let him keep his opinion. Rey put a hand behind his head, laughing.
"Konnan, it's not all that great." Rey said, blushing. Konnan grabbed the shorter man and gave him a kiss on the cheek. He went back to crushing the man in another hug.
"I love the blonde in your hair. It's so cute on you, baby." he teased. Billy almost gagged at the comment. He recovered by clearing his throat.
"Konnan, can you let the poor man breath? I can hear his bones cracking from here." said Billy.
"What?" asked Konnan, looking back at Kidman, then back at Rey.Taking the hint of the goofy look on his face, Konnan sat him back. Rey took a few deep breaths, enjoying the air.
"I love you even more, Kidman." said Rey. Kidman blew the short man a kiss. Rey even blushed more. He quickly walked over to Kidman and sat down next to him. Konnan leaped into Rey's lap, causing his friend to yelp in shock and fell backwards. Kidman winced in pain while looking at them.
"Are you guys ok?" he questioned. Konnan sat up, resting on his knees, rubbing his baldhead.
"I think I'm cool." he responded. Rey remained on the floor with swirling circles in his eyes as his mouth hung open. Billy pointed at his fallen friend.
"I think Rey is hurt." he said. Konnan got off of Rey and help him sit up.
"Rey-Rey, speak me." he begged. Swirling circles was still swirling.
"Mommy, I want whipped cream on my waffles, please." Rey told him in a child-like voice. Kidman and Konnan looked at each other, then back at Rey.
"I think he's fine." said Konnan, allowing Rey to dropped back.
****
"Hey!! That's not right! Konnan would never do it to me!" Rey protested. Chimere scowled at him.
"Shut up, jackass! I'm working here!," she barked at him. Rey pouted. Chimere try to think of something to say, but she couldn't. "Not again." she muttered. She saved the unfinished story and pulled up another blank page.
"Can I get something to eat?"
"What?! You just ate!"
"I'm a growing boy."
"...Where are you growing at? You been the same height since forever."
"Fuck you."
"Not now. I'm still working."
Rey got off the bed and went into the kitchen to eat anything he didn't grabbed yet. That causes another idea for Chimere.
Title: Rey, You Need to Go On A Diet
Author: Sailor Billion Dollar Princess
Characters: Rey & Konnan
Summary: Rey is gaining weight. Konnan wants him to lose some before they get it on again.
Slash/Het/Mixed: Slash
I don't own anyone
"Rey?"
"Konnan?"
"Had you put on weight?"
"Maybe. Why?"
"Cause you was crushing me when you was on top."
"...WHAT!!?" Rey hollered.
"Yeah, you're getting fat." said Konnan. Rey pulled him closer to him.
"Well, I heard having wild sex can melt the pounds away." he purred. Konnan pushed him onto the bed and climbed on top of the smaller man.
"As long I get to be on top."
Rey snarled at him. "I want to be on top!! You're too big for me to be the bottom!"
"Bull!"
"Screw you!"
"Screw you!"
"Screw you!"
"No, screw you!"
****
"Can you do anything else, but slash?"
"Huh? But I like slash."
"I know, but not everyone down with it."
Chimere sighed in defeat. What can she say? He was right. Damn narrow-minded people. Rey gave her kiss on the cheek, leaving an outline of lips mark of cake on it. "What you want to do?" she questioned. Rey rested his chin on the girl's shoulder.
"How about I duel for you as the Rose Bride?"
"That's Utena."
"I can fight like crazy, go to special levels and if I or anyone dies, we can bring them back with some kind of balls?"
"DBZ."
"Go to war in outer space with mechas?"
"The Gundam sagas."
"Get cards with a small yellow toy looking thing that sounds like a girl, but is a boy?"
"Damnit, Rey!! That's Card Captor: Sakura!!"
Rey lay back on the bed. "I don't know what to do!!"
Chimere sighed and start to type, winding it out.
Title: Rey & Anime
Author: Sailor Billion Dollar Princess
Character: Rey
Summary: Rey is watching too much anime
Slash/Het/Both: Neither
Rey stared at the TV screen, watching the Japanese version of Dragonball Z. Wearing his Vegeta boxers, he kicked his legs in the air as he lie on his stomach.
****
"Darn it!!" Chimere cried out, banging on the laptop. Rey wrapped his arms around her.
"How about we just go to bed? Maybe you can think of something later?" he said, sucking on her neck. Chimere laughed, giving in to him.
"Okay," she told him. She turned off the lights and climbed in bed with him. "You know, if I go to fan fiction hell, you're coming with me."
"Do I still get to be the star?"
"Maybe."
"Thanks."
TBC?
Chimere sighed as she stared at the blank screen of her laptop. She wanted to type another Rey Mysterio story, but she couldn't think of anything.
"I hate writer's block!" she screamed, yanking on her hair. Rey entered her bedroom with a slice of ham hanging out of his mouth. He looked over his fiction lover's shoulder and watched the thin black bar flashing on and off.
"Can't think of anything, huh?" he asked. Chimere twisted her nose up and sighed again.
"No, I try everything. I can't think of anything." she complained. Rey lie across the waterbed and continued to chew on the ham.
"You're telling me you can't write a story about little old me? I thought you loved me." he pouted. Chimere looked over shoulder. She wanted to kill him, but Rey was too cute to kill. She hate it when he get all diva and bitchy on her.
"I really need your help, Rey-Rey. Please, help me." said Chimere. Thinking that's a sign, Rey took off his shirt and lower his jeans and boxers, showing a little bit of his curly pubes.
"Okay, baby. Here I am." he said. A hentai nosebleed started. Chimere quickly wiped the blood from her nose. Her perverted self had surfaces over the 'normal' self, but she had to keep in mind, no NC-17 allow in FF.Net. She cursed to herself. But, something caught her eyes. Chimere moved away from the laptop and closer to pubes.
"Rey?"
"Yeah?"
"Tell me you didn't dyed your cock hair blonde."
"...Well, it was during the time I was a blonde."
"Oh Rey." Chimere said, shaking her head in shame. Rey started to grinned at the young writer.
"I thought it was cool." he said. Chimere patted him by the blonde patch.
"Yes, it is." she agreed. Chimere returned to the computer and started to type away with a grin. Rey peeked over her shoulder.
Title: This Is Konnan's Fault
Author: Sailor Billion Dollar Princess
Characters: Rey, Kidman & Konnan
Summary: Konnan have an idea for Rey. Kidman thinks it's a bad idea...he was right
Slash/Het/Mixed: Slash
I don't own anyone
"He looks too cute as a blonde." Konnan cooed. Kidman looked at Konnan from his newspaper and shook his head. He could say anything, but it he didn't feel like getting pounded by the larger man. He went back to the story and let him keep his opinion. Rey put a hand behind his head, laughing.
"Konnan, it's not all that great." Rey said, blushing. Konnan grabbed the shorter man and gave him a kiss on the cheek. He went back to crushing the man in another hug.
"I love the blonde in your hair. It's so cute on you, baby." he teased. Billy almost gagged at the comment. He recovered by clearing his throat.
"Konnan, can you let the poor man breath? I can hear his bones cracking from here." said Billy.
"What?" asked Konnan, looking back at Kidman, then back at Rey.Taking the hint of the goofy look on his face, Konnan sat him back. Rey took a few deep breaths, enjoying the air.
"I love you even more, Kidman." said Rey. Kidman blew the short man a kiss. Rey even blushed more. He quickly walked over to Kidman and sat down next to him. Konnan leaped into Rey's lap, causing his friend to yelp in shock and fell backwards. Kidman winced in pain while looking at them.
"Are you guys ok?" he questioned. Konnan sat up, resting on his knees, rubbing his baldhead.
"I think I'm cool." he responded. Rey remained on the floor with swirling circles in his eyes as his mouth hung open. Billy pointed at his fallen friend.
"I think Rey is hurt." he said. Konnan got off of Rey and help him sit up.
"Rey-Rey, speak me." he begged. Swirling circles was still swirling.
"Mommy, I want whipped cream on my waffles, please." Rey told him in a child-like voice. Kidman and Konnan looked at each other, then back at Rey.
"I think he's fine." said Konnan, allowing Rey to dropped back.
****
"Hey!! That's not right! Konnan would never do it to me!" Rey protested. Chimere scowled at him.
"Shut up, jackass! I'm working here!," she barked at him. Rey pouted. Chimere try to think of something to say, but she couldn't. "Not again." she muttered. She saved the unfinished story and pulled up another blank page.
"Can I get something to eat?"
"What?! You just ate!"
"I'm a growing boy."
"...Where are you growing at? You been the same height since forever."
"Fuck you."
"Not now. I'm still working."
Rey got off the bed and went into the kitchen to eat anything he didn't grabbed yet. That causes another idea for Chimere.
Title: Rey, You Need to Go On A Diet
Author: Sailor Billion Dollar Princess
Characters: Rey & Konnan
Summary: Rey is gaining weight. Konnan wants him to lose some before they get it on again.
Slash/Het/Mixed: Slash
I don't own anyone
"Rey?"
"Konnan?"
"Had you put on weight?"
"Maybe. Why?"
"Cause you was crushing me when you was on top."
"...WHAT!!?" Rey hollered.
"Yeah, you're getting fat." said Konnan. Rey pulled him closer to him.
"Well, I heard having wild sex can melt the pounds away." he purred. Konnan pushed him onto the bed and climbed on top of the smaller man.
"As long I get to be on top."
Rey snarled at him. "I want to be on top!! You're too big for me to be the bottom!"
"Bull!"
"Screw you!"
"Screw you!"
"Screw you!"
"No, screw you!"
****
"Can you do anything else, but slash?"
"Huh? But I like slash."
"I know, but not everyone down with it."
Chimere sighed in defeat. What can she say? He was right. Damn narrow-minded people. Rey gave her kiss on the cheek, leaving an outline of lips mark of cake on it. "What you want to do?" she questioned. Rey rested his chin on the girl's shoulder.
"How about I duel for you as the Rose Bride?"
"That's Utena."
"I can fight like crazy, go to special levels and if I or anyone dies, we can bring them back with some kind of balls?"
"DBZ."
"Go to war in outer space with mechas?"
"The Gundam sagas."
"Get cards with a small yellow toy looking thing that sounds like a girl, but is a boy?"
"Damnit, Rey!! That's Card Captor: Sakura!!"
Rey lay back on the bed. "I don't know what to do!!"
Chimere sighed and start to type, winding it out.
Title: Rey & Anime
Author: Sailor Billion Dollar Princess
Character: Rey
Summary: Rey is watching too much anime
Slash/Het/Both: Neither
Rey stared at the TV screen, watching the Japanese version of Dragonball Z. Wearing his Vegeta boxers, he kicked his legs in the air as he lie on his stomach.
****
"Darn it!!" Chimere cried out, banging on the laptop. Rey wrapped his arms around her.
"How about we just go to bed? Maybe you can think of something later?" he said, sucking on her neck. Chimere laughed, giving in to him.
"Okay," she told him. She turned off the lights and climbed in bed with him. "You know, if I go to fan fiction hell, you're coming with me."
"Do I still get to be the star?"
"Maybe."
"Thanks."
TBC?