Disclaimer: Let's see... I didn't own The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants last chapter, or the chapter before. Maybe this time-... no, I still don't own it.

A/N- katmiester, You asked me, "Can pants mold?" I'm going to answer that with another question: Can one pair of pants fit four different girls with totally different builds? There you go. They're obviously magical pants. And of course magical pants can mold. Magical pants can do whatever the author needs them to do, right? Of course right.

DarkKittyGirlX – Glad you liked the story : D

Chapter 3: The Plane

Lena looked out of the scratched plexiglass window. She could see the town getting smaller and smaller. Then she was over the clouds, and could see the town no more. She was on her way to California.

She stared out the window for a while. Then she noticed the guy sitting next to her. How could she not notice him? He was H-O-T. She wouldn't be surprised if there were smoke coming out of him. She smiled to herself. This was going to be a fun plane ride.

"Hi there", Lena said, giving the man a sexy smile.

"Hello", he said in a flirtatious voice, returning the smile. "My name is Wolfe. What's yours?"

"Lena", she replied.

"Lena, eh? So, Lena, do you have a boyfriend?", he asked, smiling sexily. Lena was starting to like where this was going.

"No, I-", she started to say, but was interrupted.

"Wait-a-minute", Wolfe said. He sniffed the air. "What's that awful smell?"

"What?", Lena said. She had been with the pants for so long that she had gotten used to the odor, and hardly smelt it anymore. "Oh," she finally said, in realization. "That smell is coming from my pants."

The way Wolfe looked at Lena, she might as well have said, "I come from a small planet in the vicinity of Betelgeuse." (A/N- Sorry.. couldn't resist making a HG2G reference.) He coughed. "Excuse me," he said, giving her a small smile, "my friends are over there. I need to go sit with them." He hurried off to sit with his non-existent friends.

Lena sighed. It was going to be a loong trip.

Sorry. I know it was a short chapter. But, personally, I like short chapters better. Who wants to spend all of their time reading one really really long fan fiction? I don't.

The math regent is in 2 days, and technically, I should have been studying instead of writing, but.. oh well.