DIsclaimer: Don't own anything or anyone you know. Everyone else I do. Sadly I do not own Tim Speedle sigh

Pairings: S/C

Spoilers: um...none at the moment except all of season 1 and 2 season 3 soooooooo did not happen.

A/N: This story came to me at 1:00 in the morning I tried to sleep it off but I couldn't so its 1:30 in the morning and i'm writting this chapter. So there ya go. lol!

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Tim, Calleigh, Eric, Horatio and Ryan all sat in the break room going over the evidence that was leading them no where.

Tim let out a sigh of frustration. "H, i'm no one to complain...but this is getting us no where. There's nothing here." said Tim.

"I know." said Horatio.

"Wait...what?" said Speed takin aback.

"You sound suprised Speed." stated Horatio.

"Well normally you'd yell at me and tell me there's always something and your agreeing with me. I think this is a first."

"Well i normally would but I got something."

"Like what?" asked Delko.

"Well I believe if I put two of you guys undercover we could catch this guy." The team sighed. "Look guys we've spotted him once so we know what he looks like we know his motive and everything. I believe if two of you work together we can catch him and put this monster away for good." said Horatio.

"Alright Speed looks like were going undercover." said Delko.

Tim frowend. Don't get him wrong he loved Delko, he was his best friend. But the guy was a little, how could he put this lightly...weird.

"Well sorry to dissapointed you Eric, but this guy has scene you and Wolfe before. So that means that Speed and Cal-"

"Oh no Horatio but you could NOT pay me all the money in the world to go undercover with Speedle." said Calleigh.

"And why not?" asked Speed turning to face Calleigh on the couch. "What's so wrong with me?" he asked.

"Well for one...were not the best of friends Timothy and for two you snore."

"Wait how do you I snore and what are you my mother don't call me Timothy."

"I heard you in the break room one day when you were takin a break you fell asleep. And I like calling you Timothy because I know how much you hate it." said Calleigh pincing Tim's chipmunk cheeks lightly. Tim slapped her hand away.

"If you to are done flirting.'' said Horatio. That shut both Calleigh and Tim up. I mean they worked together and got along some of the time, actually none of the time. But to think of Tim and Calleigh as a couple was just wrong. I mean they were complete oppistes. She cleaned her gun, he didn't, she smiled, he didn't, she always had a possitive attitude, and he had a leave me alone or i'll kick your ass attitude.

"Alright so know that, that's stopped. Tim, Calleigh you'll be taking the first flight out to San Diego were this guy lives, ironically enough there's a house down the block thats up for sale. You to will be staying there go introduce yourself, Speed be nice."

"I am nice." said Tim causing the whole team to laugh.

"Get to know him, you guys will be posing as a married couple so here are your rings." said Horatio handing over the rings. Which Calleigh and Tim took relcutantly. "Calleigh, Tyler put a video chip in your diamond. Speed, sorry but no video Camera for you your ring doesn't have any diamonds to hide it into." said Horatio.

"Ah, Horatio i'm crushed." said Tim putting his hands on his heart.

"Ha ha." said Horatio. "Now you to better get going, your flight leaves in 2 hours. Here are your tickets." said Horatio.

"Alright hubby you ready to go?" asked Calleigh grabbing Tim by the arm.

"Listen in California i'm your husband. In the state of Florida, i'm still Tim Speedle un married."

"Ah, Tim i'm crushed does this mean your breaking up with me.?" said Calleigh putting her hand on her heart like Tim did to Horatio as they walked out of the room and putting on a slight whiny voice.

"Everybody's a comedian." said Tim.

"H, are you doing what I think you doing?" asked Ryan.

"What there doing their job and if they happen to fall in love in the process so be it." said Horatio.

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"Uh. mom please I'll only be gone for a few weeks, maybe a month tops." said Calleigh into her cell phone.

"So your going undercover with Timmy huh?"

"Yes I am mom." said Calleigh rolling her eyes. "And no mother I don't like him."

"S-u-r-e you don't." said Emily Speedle. Sheh ad met Tim at the lab one day and immediatley fell in love with him.

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"So you and Calleigh huh." said Jake Speedle.

"Dad, don't were just posing as a couple...I don't really like her."

"Tim, son listen to me I may be old but i'm not blind I know you like her even if you don't."

"Ok, dad whatever listen I gotta get to Calleigh's house and pick up the princess, and then get over to the airport. So tell mom I love her and I'll see you guys soon."

"Alright, Tim."

"Yeah dad?"

"Don't do anything I wouldn't do."

"Bye dad."

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"So this is going to be fun." said Calleigh as her and Tim sat in their seats. "Are you ok?" asked Calleigh seeing Tim's sickly face.

"I just don't like to fly."

"Oh, i'm sorry." said Calleigh returning her eyes back to her ring.

"You know that thats just fake...its not like its actually real."

"So are you saying you wouldn't want to be married to me?" asked Calleigh.

"Yes, thats exactly what i'm saying."

Calleigh gave him an evil look. "I wonder when this thing is going to kick in?" asked Calleigh looking at her ring again. Just then her cell phone rang. "Duquesne?"

"It's working right now and we can hear everything that you say...and Cal tell Speed to be nice." said Horatio.

"Who's that?" asked Tim.

"It's Horatio...and he says to be nice."

"I am nice!" yelled Tim causing a few people to look at him. "Sorry." Tim muttered.

"Excuse me Ms. i'm going to have to ask you to turn your cell phone off." said a flight attendant.

"Ok, i'm so sorry...listen I gotta go...mmhmmm...we will bye." said Calleigh.

"Oh you to must be newlyweds. Congradualtions."

"Thank you." said Calleigh in her southern drawl. I'm Amy Miller and this is my husband Jack Miller." said Calleigh smiling at Tim. Tim rolled his eyes he hated the idea of code names.

"Well good luck you two." said the flight attendant and walked off.

"Yeah i'll need it." said Tim under his breath but Calleigh still heard him and smacked him in the arm.

"Your impossible." said Calleigh as she put on her seat belt.

"I know."

Tim took it back he was actually going to like this. He was going to like it alot.

TBC...