Disclaimer: Guess what? I suddenly own The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants! Yay! I- oh wait, I still don't own it. Sigh

A/N- YES! I got a 92 on the math regent! Huzzah! And an 85 on the science regent! Yay!

MIDNIGHT-PIXIE- Glad you liked the story.. thanks for the luck.. I really needed luck- and lots of it. :D

elephantsrocmysox- lol.. I love Fiddler too. To life, to life, l'chaim. L'chaim, l'chaim, to life. And if our good fortune never comes, here's to whatever comes..

And yeah, that thing with the 'no one will review' was incredibly stupid.. but I'm too lazy to fix it. Oh well. And, longer chapters may be good, but only when the author writes really, really well. And I don't :-P

spacegrace- Thanks for wishing me luck on the test. : )

Krzynkooky- Glad ya liked the story : )

xsummerbabyx- If I were a rich man, ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum. All day long I'd biddy biddy bum if I were a wealthy man. I wouldn't have to work hard. Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum. If I were a biddy biddy rich,
yidle-diddle-didle-didle man. I love that song too :-D. Glad ya liked the story : )

TheFrogFromHell- I like your pen name :D. Glad ya liked the story so much.

JellybeanBliss- :-) yeah, they should get gross after years of not washing them. Wow, you actually liked the no-one-will-review-thing? I didn't think anyone would. Cool. And no, I don't know who Win is.

ThePhantomIt14- :-) happy ya liked it so much

A/N 2- Ok, I'm going to warn you now- I have pretty much totally run out of ideas. This chapter sucks. I only wrote it 'cause it's the summer and I have nothing better to do. If you don't want to read a really bad chapter, then go read something else. Or, if you're bored like I am, you can read it anyway. Whatever.

Chapter 4: The Chapter in Which I am Running Out of Ideas, Big-time

Lena got to her hotel room late that night. She flopped down on her queen-sized bed and closed her eyes. The next thing she knew, it was morning. The sun was shining brightly through her window. She looked at the clock. 7:00. She groaned, pulled the blanket back over her head, and went back to sleep. It was way too early.

At 10:00, she woke up again. Then, with a start, she remembered. The moldy pants. She groaned.

The girls had all decided before they left that they should each wear the pants a minimum of 5 times on their trips. They did this to make sure that none of them wimped out and only wore the malodorous pants once, and then not wear them at all after that. Lena planned to get that over with as quickly as possible, and then get back to normal clothes. She had worn them once already on the plane. One down, four to go.

Lena back the blankets and hopped out of bed. She put on a light purple tank top, and.. the pants. In some patches, the material had turned a vile shade of green. Lena shuddered. Then she ran a comb through her hair and applied her make-up. Hey, she thought, I may as well look good, even if my pants don't.

Lena mentally prepared herself for the stares and odd reactions that she knew she was going to get, and walked out of the hotel. She was going to go to a club she had heard about. As she walked, she got stares from people.

Lena arrived at the club. She walked in and took a seat by the bar. "I'll have a Pepsi Twist", she told the bartender. She received her drink, and began scanning the room for guys. Her eyes settled on a tall, broad shouldered guy, with long, dark brown hair. She smiled to herself. Bingo. She sashayed over to where he was standing.

"Hello", she purred. The boy looked at her. Lena could see a smile tugging at the corners of his mouth as he looked first at her face, then at her torso.. and then it turned into a frown as his eyes settled on her pants. "Um.. hi", he said.

"So, are you doing anything later?", Lena asked.

"Um.. listen, I'd totally date you if you weren't wearing those freaky pants", he said, and then escaped to the opposite side of the place. Lena sighed.

A/N- I think I'm going to end the story there, 'cause I don't have any more ideas. I know this chapter probably sucked, but oh well.