Drunk
By Chikara-Yuy
Okay I got this idea from a friend. I think this might just be the funniest damn thing yet.
Also if you like relena or diaren don't read the damn thing.
Don't own none of this cept the story!
Duo walked with his friends he spotted a guy selling jello shots.
Hey guys lets get some of that! Duo dragged them over, and they ended up buying at least a dozen.
When they got back to Lita's apartment they began laughting, and telling jokes. Cleary the alcohol was already starting is work on them.
Duo was sprawled out on the couch, face down into a pillow snoring. Rei as it was was leaning out the window and if Wufei hadn't grabbed her at the last minute she might have jumped.
Quatre was half-way in and half-way out of the recliner mumbling in his sleep.
Ami and Mina were on the bean bag chair and it wasn't sure if both were still alive after drinking so much.
Trowa was sitting beside Lita still finishing his tenth bottle of jello shot.
"hic." Lita put her hand over her mouth and hiccuped again.
Ring!
Ring!
Usagi walked over to the phone and nearly tripped over a leg. Heero caught her round the waist, and pulled her back up.
"Hic," Usagi hiccuped again and picked up the still ringing phone.
"Hullo, this is Usgi, speak, hic, ing."
Darien's voice came over the phone.
"Usa? Usa, what's going on?"
"Who dis?" asked Usagi still being supported by the also unsteady druken perfect soldier.
"Usa it's me Darien…you know your boyfriend…wait a minute are you drunk!" (bing bong! Dummy got one right!)
"What's it to ya, mister Rien? You ain't ma Mumma…Hic, or are you ma poppa?"
Darien blinked and slowly looked up to the heavens. God what is with the world on a Monday?
He put his hand to his forehead. "I should have stayed in bed."
He then heard Usagi's voice over the phone again.
"Hay, mista? I gotta …hic…call ya back Pyro most fell out da window…Hic…"
"Darien who's that on the phone?"
"Uh… no one!" said Darien uneasily.
"Hic, Darien, who's dat? Hic…you're…cheating on me! Hic…I'm a gonna killlll yooouuu!"
The phone was snatched and Darien blinked as he looked at Simone who was listening to Usagi rant.
"Who are you?"
"Hic, me? Hic…I'm Darien's….hic….girl friend…."
"Wha? Quit your lying bitch."
Simone heard a tussle on the other side of the line.
A voice then came over.
"Alright's who said dat? I'm a gonna…hic…find you….hic.."
Another tussle and someone yelled 'who bit me!' and Simone started to wonder why she had even taken the phone.
"Darien, if that's you you're gonna git it…I shall avenge my friend!"
on Usagi's side of the line…
"Whaa…hic…"
"Usagi don't worry we'll get them… said Hotaru the only sober one in the room.
She then hurried and made coffe for everyone. She had a bit of trouble with Raye who seemed to think now that she could fly and had to enlist the help of Wufie who was still drunk to pulll her off the window sill.
She then made sure everyone had a cup of coffee, and sat down to wait it out. Usgai was the first to rush to the bathroom.
Hotaru watched as everyone took turns going in and well getting rid of the last bits of alcohol in their systems.
"God, I am so happy I ain't in Darien's shoes…"
---cliffy---
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