Angela: I was looking at the initials of the fic's title, and I noticed something.

Guy: What?

Angela: B S F A B S. Look at the letters. They're all letters in my full name. That's creepy. –wide eyed look-

Guy: …

Angela: The contest winners! Are! Grand Prize:ComputerFreak101!Second place:Fairy Of Obsession!Third place:No one, since they were the only two who actually enetered.Thank you all for reviewing and entering the contest!

Guy: Thanks for naming me ComputerFreak101! I liked the name, that's why you won.

Angela: Translation: Since he's the one being named, he got to choose the winners. Obviously, he liked yours best, since you won.

Guy: It was the closest to me real, original, name which no one, even I, can remember. Thanks to you Angela, the one scroll containing my name has been lost in that BLACK HOLE you call a bedroom, AND then you 'accidentally' erased my, and everyone else's, memory of my name! And NOTHING else!

Angela: I said I was sorry!

Marik: If she erased everyone's memory of your real name, how do you know that one was closest?

Guy: She remembers, one. And two, it sounded almost familiar.

Marik: But if you don't know the original name, how does it sound almost familiar?

Guy: …. Moving on!

Warning: There WILL be a nonsense chapter after chapter seven, that has nothing at all to do with this fic, it was just a random thing I did because chapter eight went missing for awhile, and I needed a filler till I found it. Which I have thankfully. But it's really just a nonsenseical (MY WORD!) peice of humor for an episode of YGO I made up to fit my Oc who is usually a bit of a ditzy idiot... Just a warning for later.

Reviwer Responses:

Josephine Jekyl: Thanks for the review! Unfortunatly, all but the lemon chapter are already written and typed up, but once I get over my procrastination, the rest after chapter 7.5 will finally be typed up. Yeah, I'm lazy.. And yeah... Anyway, I hope you review again. As for why Za is barren... It's because she still has goddess blood. and Ra obviously doesn't want demi-god kids running around, it would screw up Fate completely... Really. That, and it would screw up my plot, and the whole really long history I made for her and Kayla, who will NEVER pop up in this fic. But yes, as this is a fic about Baku-Sama, there will be plenty more scenes with him, so don't worry. And hey, keep an eye out for a peculiar animal.. -hint hint-

Fairy of Obsession: Well, it was a very tough choice, but no, sadly, you did not win. We all loved your last choice of names, Kafele, but Guy preferredComputerFreak101's name, Kadir. So, they won. But I, and Guy, all love that name, so we will probably use it in the seqeul, as his reincarnation's name, with full credit to you. And since the gang can't read Reviewer replies, I'll tell you one thing. -grin- They're all wrong about the chapter number in which they kiss. Exactly which one they do is my little secret... And don't worry, Bakura won't leave her. In fact, if anything, SHE ends up leaving him. But enough spoilers for now.

ComputerFreak101: Don't worry, I have no money either, so don't feel bad. However, you have officially won the 'Name Guy' Contest, with the name Kadir. My current email is in my bio, please email me so that we may go over the details of your prize involving your own OC, ok?

Disclaimer: I own Guy, but his new name is owned by ComputerFreak101. I also own the Millenium Star(once again, it will never show up in here), Yumiko, Zakari, and the part of Bakura's past that I created on my own for this fic. Yami Yugi and Bakura are property of YGO creator, The Almighty Kazuki Takahashi-sama, who I also do not own… Much as I wish I did!The plot, and the men who are Bakura's thieves are also mine, though they don't really have names yet, referred to for now as thief 1-34, if at all. Guy is really the only one with a name for now. But anyway, Rumiko the goddess of the Nile is also mine, though the whole goddess and the Nile itself are not, since I did not create the Nile, nor invent goddesses in general. Go read now. Also, the picture link for the reviewer response gifts, it will be in my bio on Monday, April 18, so take a look.

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Yumiko yawned, too comfortable to move. She must have fallen asleep while they were talking… Whatever she was currently leaning on was soft… Suddenly it shifted, and her eyes snapped open. 'Bakura! What the hell!' She jumped back, slightly pink. He opened an eye, looking amused. They were still under the tree, and she'd somehow at one point begun to use him as a pillow in her sleep.

"Sorry… My bad," she muttered, getting up and stretching. She felt stiff, and winced as a half healed cut on her left leg began to sting slightly. (A/N: If that made no sense, look back into the beginning of chapter 1, it will.) Bakura, still looking amused, got up without answering. 'Let her squirm awhile. It'll be fun.' He grinned slightly, going to the men, and kicking one sharply in the side. Kadir shot up with a yelp.

"Ow!" He glared at Bakura, rubbing his stinging side. "That hurt, Boss!" he whined, getting up.

"Shut it, feed the horses and wake the others," Bakura answered, digging through a pack and pulling out some food. "Looks like its snake meat from now on, unless someone has anything better?" he asked, as a few men got up grumbling. "No? Well, then someone better start catching snakes, or we're not eating anymore." Yumiko made a face behind him.

"Snake meat? Eww… That's just nasty. How far is the closest village?"

"Just over the rise. Two days from here."

"I'll just have to skip food till then, I guess. I'll get better food there on my own anyway." He eyed her, then shrugged.

"Suit yourself," he answered, spearing a snake that was passing by with a dagger, before retrieving the dagger and throwing the snake into a pack after bleeding it dry. She looked disgusted, and shook her head in response.

"Disgusting…"

"Actually, they taste the same as rats, which taste like boar," he answered. "And boar is good." She groaned slightly, and held her stomach.

"Enough, I don't need mental images of a rat on a stick, thank you." He chuckled, and tossed her a pouch.

"Be glad I figured you'd refuse the snake and stocked up on that stuff. You'll have to survive on the jerky till we reach a village."

"Jerky over snake any day," was the instant reply. Bakura just speared another nearby snake.

"Is it just me, or do the snakes seem to migrate here while you're killing them?"

"I dunno, it's just the one spot they're attracted to. Now shush, this one looks like it's watching you."

"That thing is so creepy!" she said, backing away. The snake, pure black, followed, and stuck its tongue out. "EWW! GET IT AWAY!" she shrieked. Bakura started laughing, as he poked it with a stick, in a vain attempt to get it away from the girl. It just ignored him, and he laughed harder as Yumiko scrambled atop his horse in her haste to get away from it. The snake just sat there, staring up at her, and Bakura shrugged.

"Sorry, Yumiko. But it won't go away. Shall I kill it?"

"YES! GET IT AWAY!" Bakura began to laugh again as the snake eyed him. Still laughing, Bakura knelt down and studied the snake.

"Interesting little bugger. It ain't scared, and it does seem to like you," he told Yumiko, who just shuddered.

"I don't like it! They give me the creeps! I don't mind them dead, but I don't like 'em alive!" He raised an eyebrow.

"Interesting information there. So, what'll we do with it?"

"Kill it!"

"Ah, but it's kind of cute."

"Are you crazy! And it's black! It's not normal!" Yumiko shrieked, falling off the white horse and landing on her back on the other side. Bakura looked over the horse at her, laughing again.

"You seem to have a knack for falling, girl. You okay down there?"

"Fine, jus fi- GET IT AWAY FROM ME!" The snake licked her arm, sniffing in that way snakes do, as she sat up, and she flinched like she'd been stung. "It's gonna bite me!"

"Keep screaming like Ammit is staring at ya, and yeah, it probably will," Bakura answered. Yumiko went pale, and her eyes rolled into the back of her head as she passed out sitting up. Bakura just shook his head, going around his horse, and picked her up. "Girl, I've met a lot of weird and/or strange in my lifetime. But you far surpass all of them in both," he muttered to now unconscious girl, who, obviously, gave no answer.Kadir looked up from where he was cooking snake meat a few feet away, chuckling.

"You want me to tie her to one of the packs?" he joked. Bakura chuckled.

"Nah, I'll keep her on my horse. Can't risk her throwing away the snake meat. And I don't think she'd appreciate waking up tied to a horse's ass anyway," he answered, setting Yumiko down and sitting down himself. Kadir laughed.

"True enough, I s'pose Boss," he said, handing him some snake meat. The black snake sat, watching the men eat its kin, a few feet away without moving.

"That thing is watching us," one of the men said to Bakura.

"I know." He glanced over. "Come 'ere, snake, thing, whatever you really are." It continued to stare a moment longer, before turning and gliding over the sand to vanish from sight over a sand dune.

"Well, it's gone now…" Kadir said.

"Doubt it. I get the feeling it'll be back, and we'll be seeing it more often," Bakura answered. "So Yumiko had better get used to snakes. Because I am not going to let her come along if she's going to scream or faint every time it gets close to her. I'll dump her off in a random village if she don't get used to it," Bakura answered, finishing off his snake meat. The men nodded, also done, and got up to pack what remained of the camp. Bakura began to help Kadir tie the packs to the horses. "Remind me in the next village to get another horse."

"Sure, but why?"

"So I can get Yumiko to ride her own… My horse is starting to get annoyed with carrying two people instead of one. He may still be the fastest horse this side of the Nile, but the extra weight is slowing him down quite a bit. And he's not a very happy horse," he answered, patting his horse's neck. The horse gave a snort, as if confirming Bakura's statement. "It's only for a few more days, two or three more. By then, she'll have her own horse, old friend," Bakura told the horse. It nudged his shoulder. He rubbed its nose. "But do you mind helping me teach her to ride until she gets her own?" he asked the horse, as it watched him finish packing. Then it nudged him again and nodded. "Is that a yes?" It nodded again, and he grinned. "Thanks." He knelt down and lifted one of its legs, checking his hooves. "Let's make sure no rocks in there, eh?" He checked each foot, and then stood up. "We ready?" he called out.

"Yep!" was the unified reply. He mounted his horse, as Yumiko opened her eyes and sat up.

"Tell me it's gone…"

"Yes, it is. For now."

"'For now'?"

"Yes. I have the feeling we'll be seeing it more often, and there are other snakes in the desert, get used to it. I'll tell you right now, if you're going to pull this every time you get close to one, I'm dumping you in a village," Bakura answered, helping her onto the horse in front of him.

"Oi avey… Damn those snakes…" He chuckled slightly, as the group began moving along.

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Angela: YAY! Another chapter done!

Guy: -sarcastically. - Yay.

Angela: You think so too? YAY! I like this commercial for new hefty ultra flex! They got ninjas, and Jackie Chan! It's funny too. But I digress.

Guy: -facepalm, sweatdrop- Note the sarcasm there, Angela.

Angela: Aw, you mean.

Seto: Heh. You lost the bet so far, Yugi. They didn't kiss. Anzu, you won twenty bucks. Now, next is chapter 7. If they don't kiss by then, I owe you all a hundred bucks apiece.

All: Angela?

Angela: I'm typing this chapter right now, unless a reader is reading it, which means I'm probably doing chapter 7 now. Unless, the whole fic is up. Then it's all done. So, we'll see what happens.

Yami Yugi: Za and I weren't in this chapter.

Angela: Yeah. I was gonna have you in when Yumiko fainted, but I decided to let you have your privacy. –wink-

Yami Yugi/Za: -blush- Hey!

Angela: -laughs- 'Sides, I'm not too good at writing those kinds of scenes yet, but Monac is. She usually writes those kinds of scenes in the co-written fics we do, which'll probably never get posted, because we always lose pages and stuff. Anyway.

Seto: They better kiss next chapter. I'm not giving out –eyes bug out as he counts people- 1500 dollars! There's fifteen people here! And half of them haven't talked!

Angela: Yup. They will eventually... Ok, these notes are getting too long now, so…

All: REVIEW!

Angela: And receive a plushie of Yoko Kurama, courtesy of Yoko Kurama himself.

Guy: Hn. How come you use my name in the fic, but not in the A/N?

Angela: I love ya too much. And I don't wanna cuz I like calling you Guy.

Guy: -facepalm. - I hate you…..

Angela: -Grin-