Angela: YAY! After three weeks of procrastination, I have finally begun this chapter. MANY EXCITING THINGS SHALL HAPPEN! LEMONS SHALL RESULT! WORLDS SHALL COLLAPSE! AND PENGUINS SHALL MOLT AND SHARE THEIR UNIVERSAL SECRETS!

Ryou: … What?

Angela: O.o Oops, sorry! Got carried away.

YB: Again.

Angela: Yeah.

Tristan: I'm remaking that bet from the other chapter, where they kiss in this one. -reading script he snatched earlier.-

Angela: -takes it back- Go ahead.

Seto/YB: …. I'm with him. 30$ on it happening.

All: -who have not yet read script- YOU'RE ON! ALL TOGETHER, WE'LL…. Bet you 45$ apiece.

Other three: Good.

Ryou: I'll sit this one out….

Angela: … I don't own anything but Yumiko, Zakari, and Rumiko, and the Millennium Star, and the words Ishmi, and Shirkna are words I made up randomly for my own forgotten languages. Don't ask! Though I would like to own the Nile.

Ryou: Too bad. No can own that, it's a river.

Angela: But Egypt does!

Ryou: No, Egypt does not, it's -voices fade as screen goes to black-

Review Responses:

Computerfreak101: You HATE snakes and rodents! Wow, you are strange.. No offense! Eheheh... Well, if you could log into someone else's email, I'd be glad to review and give you my email and password, since I barely use it anyway.. Just don't go through the rest of the mails, ok? I trust you wouldn't anyway. Hate cockroaches, eh? Interesting.. Yami Bakura reminds me of one, he won't die. So am I actually. My friend's current boyfriend and another of my friends and I once decided I was worse than one, since as an evil person I am, I'd probably be the only living thing to survive a nuclear holocaust. But anyway. If you can't go to other emails through your computer, then I'll be glad to do it through review, I guess. I simply need your character's stats, mostly name, nickname, description, and any and all YGO crushes they may have, since it'll be a YGO fanfic, unless you want a different anime, then you can give me a different anime crush, but be warned, I have a slightly liimited knowledge of anime because of personal reasons, but I do have a good span of YGO, YYH, and a few other animes knowledge, if that made any sense. Wow, long sentence.. O.o (YB: Ifiot...) Hey, he stole my word.. Grr... Anyway, enjoy!

Josephine Jekyl: Well, I obviously haven't seen the Egyptian series, because I don't get WB, and Cartoon Nework sucks... Gargh. Well, I do have Shonen Jump and their parts of it, so I guess it's just as good. actually, I try to keep him in character using that, best as I can with two issues anyway. As for the horses, maybe for him it would be odd, but I still don't see it as odd. I am an animal lover, and I see animals as loyal and being there even when no one else is. and this specific horse, he's had for years, well, in this anyway, so he's grown attached. Thus, I see no reason for him to not talk to him that way. The horse has always been there for him, his only friend in times of need, before this little 'gang' was formed. And I am certainly interested, I'd be glad to check them out. I may leave a few comments to, I have my own account there, I just rarely have time to go on it. Also, all reviewers, reagrding the link to the gifts? The link is now in my bio page, if you'd like to see the cute picture, go to my bio and check it out. Enjoy.

(I obviously know little about how they ran Egyptian stables back then, my history teacher never told me… So, I'm just going with what I've seen on TV about horse stables, since I've never actually been to one, at least not for years.)

(Start)

"There's a horse breeder I know here."

"Gave you your horse?"

"Yup."

"Good enough, I suppose." She followed him to a wooden stable, entering with him. "Ick. Smells like horse crap."

"It's a stable," he answered, leading her towards an old man grooming a grey mare. He looked up in surprise, then grinned.

"Here for a new horse? Run ol' Ishmi to death? Or one for the lady?" Bakura snorted.

"Her. Ishmi's fine, just as fast as ever."

"Ah. Well, you've seen all the horses, none are new since last time. Do you want a smaller one? Or maybe one of my more docile one?"

"A fast one." Yumiko had been going horse to horse as this was going on. "How about a mare? Or would you rather a stallion?"

"I think we'll get a-"

"This one," she said suddenly. They both looked over. She was standing in front of a pure black horse's stall, the horse staring back.

"Diablo Shirkna? He's the meanest horse here little lady. Bakura's the most skilled rider I've met in thirty years, and he can't handle him. Hell, I can barely contain him just leading him in a walk."

"And you've never even ridden a horse without me behind you."

She continued to stare into the horse's eyes, his big black eyes staring back. She reached a hand towards his nose.

"I wouldn't do that! Diablo bites, almost as hard as Ammit," the old man warned. Yumiko ignored his warning, putting her hand on Diablo's nose. She traced a white star on his nose, his eyes closed.

"The dark shadow… Diablo Shirkna…" she murmured. "He's perfect."

"Perhaps… Why don't you look at these others first? Then decide."

"The old man's got a point. Check the others out first." 'She actually touched him without being bitten. That's a new one…Perhaps there's more to her than just a pretty face, fancy words and a thief's skills…'

"Fine. But I want him."

"Maybe."

She 'hm'ed and started to look at the horses the old man pointed to. There were three of them, all slightly shorter than Bakura's. One was a bay, with a grey mane, one was black, and one was a chestnut. They all had brown eyes, and waited patiently while Yumiko studied them. Finally, she spoke. "That one," she pointed to the bay. "Is too docile. And he's getting old. He won't work. The grey, I almost like. It's got a nice color. Healthy too. But its temperament is all wrong. It won't get along with the others. The chestnut, on the other hand. He's got the look, he's been worked hard before, and he's sturdy. But again, his temperament is wrong. He's too submissive, he'd never last with the other horses, and they'd walk all over him. None of them will work."

"Well, girl knows her horses."

"Of course I do. I may have never ridden one, but I was around them for years."

"How could you be around them for years, and never ride one?" Bakura asked.

"I'll never tell, that's my secret."

"Hm, we'll see… Well, you sure you want the demon horse?"

"I'm sure." Bakura sighed. "How much old man?"

"For Shirkna?"

"Yes."

"How much ya got?" he asked slyly. Bakura tossed him a pouch. "Sold! That is, if ya can get him outta here. And no refunds, I told ya before." Yumiko led the calm horse outside, as Bakura followed. Once they were out, Bakura eyed her and the horse.

"Better hope to Ra you can control him. 'Cause I ain't going near 'im." She mounted the horse, and smiled.

"He's a good horse," she answered, patting Diablo's neck. Diablo Shirkna snorted, tossing his head.
"Let's go." She urged Diablo on, following Bakura. As they left the village Bakura mounted his own, and started off.

"So, where to now?"

"Where else?" Bakura asked, looking back at her.

"Robbing?"

"But of course."

(End)

Angela: .. Whew, I started typing this up, and left it for three months after… -bangs head on desk- LAZY ME! LAZY! Sorry… Well, at least you got it, right?

Ryou: ….. True, I suppose.

YB: … .So…… Is this fic over yet?

Angela: What, are you crazy man? I still haven't even gotten to the lemon part yet! There are about two lemons in it, but since it's a pg-13… I mean teen, it's a vague lemon, not an explicit one… I'm becoming a hentai.. I'm addicted to lemons now… Yaoi lemons too… I bad… Real bad… If you know of any really good ones, lemme know ok? I'd enjoy some good reading.. Used to be easy to find them, now trying to get a good lemon is like trying to wade through quicksand and watch Barney with a screaming chimpanzee throwing coconuts at you…

Ryou: … What? O.o

Angela: ….. Nothing, sweetheart.

Ryou: . You scare me when you do that….

Angela: That was the point.

Ryou: .. Right, well, review, ok? Lemons and kissy faces coming up.

Angela: .. Wow, that was weird coming from you…

Tristan: Actually, check that bet, we'll change it to next cvhapter, since you cut this one shirt too. They WERE SUPPOSED to kiss this time!

Angela: I know, but it got too long, and then Mom made me get off, so I had to move that that scene to the next one. Which means that chapter nine should be longe rthna originally intended, and they should kiss by the beginning to middle of it, ok?

Tristan: .. So, our bets are pushed to the next chapter.

All: Agreed.

YM: .. I'M BACK! –Walks in, covered in pigeon feathers and carrying a few pigeons.-

Angela: .. Uh, YM, love? If you only have three pigeons, why are you covered in their feathers?

YM :.. –Shrug- I started out with 37 pigeons, but those Mexican mini dog things, what you call them, don't give up easily.

Angela: .. I think I know what ones you mean, but I have no clue how to spell that dog breed.. Why did they choose such a complicated name... It's the breed for the taco bell commercials, right?

YM: ... Yep.

Angela: … If you reviewers know how to spell it, please be so kind as to tell me. I'd like to know, so that I can finally spell it… Review!

((I'm sorry everyone, but due to my mother's recent attempt of suicide and computer restrictions, BSFABS will be on a temporary MIA. Sorry! I will try to get back on ASAP, and if I can fool my mom into thinking I'm doing homework, maybe I can post... I'LL TRY!))