Kyoko is Alive

By

Dragondolphin1990

Chapter 10-Humor

A/N-Oh, my goodness! I got over 100 reviews last chapter. I cried, really. I'm so happy. I'll try to get this chapter out before I leave for vacation. School is almost out, though, and I have to study for my finals. ((sarcastically)) Yay, finals! ((normal again)) Oh, and by the way, I play clarinet for marching and concert and alto sax for jazz. Reed intruments rule! Woodwinds rule! Everything but brass rules!

When Tohru woke up, she headed downstairs to prepare breakfast, but remembered that they were almost out of food. Much to her surprise, Yuki was sitting at the kitchen table, drinking a glass of water.

"Yuki, what are you doing up this early?"

"I can't sleep with my brother in my room."

"Oh, I'm sorry about that."

"I'm tired… Maybe I should beat up the cat. That would make me feel better."

"Wait until you're fully awake, at least. If you're still asleep you might hurt him for real."

"I want to hurt him 'for real'."

"But, um," Tohru tried to think of something, "If you kill Kyo or get him in the hospital, you wouldn't be able to beat him up!"

"Hm…"

"We're almost out of food. Is there anything in the garden that is ready to be eaten?"

"Probably, let's go check. We need something to eat because my brother is even more annoying-if that's even possible- when he's really hungry."

The two walked to the garden, Tohru prancing happily, and Yuki walking slowly, still tired. The two picked a few vegetables, the ones that were ripe already. Back at Shigure's house, Tohru carefully prepared a meal of vegetable soup. "I hope everyone likes it. There aren't any leeks, so it should be okay."

She snuggled her carnival stuffed animal again before checking on the others. She could hear typing coming from Shigure's room; he must be finishing his manuscript to bother his editor. Tohru really did feel sorry for her sometimes. Kyo was nowhere to be seen, probably on the roof or training nearby. Ayame was snoring from Yuki's room. Amazingly, even his snores seemed to be overdone, as is his subconscious wanted attention as well. Hatori was sleeping quietly on the couch in the living room. Yuki was pacing outside of his room.

Tohru sighed, still not able to believe that these people were truly her family, that she was, practically, in charge of all of their lives. If she wanted, she could make them act on her every whim. It was when she thought like this that Tohru yearned for the peaceful life she had before her mother had 'died'.

A little bit later, the Sohmas and Tohru ate breakfast, content for the most part, but quite annoyed by Ayame and Shigure's stories of their and Hatori's youth. Really, did everyone really need to those things?

A/N-I feel like writing comedy, so here is what would happen in the story if some of the characters got to write the story like they wanted it to be.

Tohru:

I was wandering around a peaceful park, with little birds chirping and a waterfall appearing out of nowhere. It was really cool. I like it. And then Mom and Dad appeared. Yay! Neither of them are dead! I hugged them both and there wasn't any poof, isn't that great?
And then Yuki and Kyo became friends, and Ayame became the best big brother ever, and Shigure finished his stories on time, and, um, other good stuff happened.
And they called out 'onigiri' in that childhood game we used to play.

Kyo/Yuki:

Muahahahahaha! I finally beat that idiot! I'm the greatest ever! He's such a pathetic looser.
And Tohru is so proud of me now that I finally beat him, and now she wants to give me a kiss. So this is pure happiness. I like it.

Ayame:

… … … … … … … … … … … Look, a butterfly… … … … … … … … … … I'm such a great big brother! I'm the greatest! Yuki loves me! … … … … … … … Hm, I need to clip my wonderful toenails… … … … … … I wonder what Shigure is doing… … … … … … … … … I bet Ha'ri wants me to visit.

Hiro:

That stupid girl finally died. Now I'm free to have Kisa. She loves me and I love her and everything is wonderful, and nobody wants to mess with us and our perfect little happiness.

Ritsu:

I'm NOT sorry, I'm NOT sorry! I'm NOT sorry, not at all! I will NEVER be sorry ever again! Oh, no! I tripped on a bug! I smashed it! I'm sorry, little buggy! I don't deserve to be near such a wonderful bug as you are! I'M SO SORRY!

Uo:

You know, it'd be cool if Kyoko was still in a gang. I'd love to join her gang. Life would be awesome then. We would always scare away rival gangs and get in fights. It would be the life. But, you know, Kyoko is still pretty cool now, just not really cool, but she is, only she isn't. You know?

Number 2: I don't even like the Prince! The others just forced me to join the stupid club. If it was up to me, that Hatsaharu guy would be the prince. He's so dreamy. And that other one, what was his name? Oh, yeah, Momiji. He's pretty cute, too. But, really, the Prince isn't cool. … Oh, um. I mean, I love the prince I will always love him forever… Not… Heh, heh.

Akito: I'm… dead… Someone is going to pay for that! ((kills some random passerby)) muahahaha! … But I'm still dead… Maybe I should be like Kikyo from InuYasha and turn into a clay pot! And then I'd sort of be alive! Yay, life! AAH! I'm being happy and hyper now that I'm dead! Stupid dying…