Disclaimer: Any Futurama fans will recognise the title as 'Monsters of Vaguely Folkish Alterna-Rock'. So, not even that belongs to me ; P
This is going to be a collection of drabbles I have deemed crack-worthy, centering on ignored and forgotten pairings. Enjoy!
Good For Chopping
...slight spoilers for Chapter 30 of the manga, but it should be pretty self-explanatory : D
I was only motivated to write this because Lyriel challenged her readers to write about a pairing from any fictional source that we felt didn't get enough love. Dedicated to her and her awesome Fullmetal Alchemist Drabbles!
A stranger, shrouded in darkness.
A young woman, carrying a bag of groceries, passing through the diminutive light of a solitary lamppost.
At first, just another victim to fall beneath the keen blade of his cleaver.
…oh, how he loved to chop things up…
She was like the Homunculus Lust, soft and curvy and good for chopping.
But then the bullets made impact with his armor body.
…and he knew.
As she aimed her gun for where his heart should have been, her hawk-like eyes piercing through his affixed soul, he knew.
Barry the Chopper was in love.
--Owari--
--Fin--