(A/N: I just wanted to thank the people who read these stories and reviewed. I have had people tell me, that it was stupid to write stories like this because for one. A story on an English paper is pointless, but I thought it was funny. And poem about god is idiotic since not a lot of people believe in the same god that I do. But I received this stuff through e-mail and wanted. And I wanted to share it with a lot of people. I combined the need to write a story with the e-mails and poof! You have English is Crazy and Unexpected. I just wanted to thank you for the reviews and I hope you like my later installments! Sincerely: Pearl Sunokit)