my uh side version to S.E.'s story.
diclaimer: I don't on One Peice or my friend as I'll address her as Sunzi, but I do own me and since everybody in this fanfic has weird names I'll add my other nickname Shamy heheheheheh R&R please
hope you enjoy.
a little decription of us both.
Sunzi: green hair, purple eyes, red shirt that says fangirl, nightblue shorts.
Shamy: some color hair, glasses so you can't see what color my eyes are, striped black and white shirt,lavender overalls with a panda on the front that have many pockets.
chapter slaves
On the brightest day, two girls of a young age, wandered cluelessly through the strange world of One Peice.
"It's hot, I'm scared, where are the hot guys, how'd we get here?" I asked my friend, Sunzi, who was comfortably lying on the hot sand.
"I don't know...PATATO!" She screamed as a ship came to the shore and 5 people jumped off.
"Why are we stopping here, the people from these lands are crazy?"Ussopp whined walking waaayyyy behind and slowly.
"Because,... we need more food."Sanji answered lighting another cigarette.
"We wouldn't have to stop every 2 days if Luffy wouldn't keep going for a midnight snack." Zoro snaped at his captain who was having a fantasy that turkeys was dancing around him.
Nami looked over to Luffy and taped him on the shoulder,"Uh, Luffy, your drooling all over the sand and your shirt and...AAAAGGGGHHHHH." Luffy had Nami's finger in between his teeth.Zoro came up and punched him in the back of the head but he still had her finger in his mouth.
"Hey Shamy did you hear something."Sunzi asked looking in all directions for clues of where the scream came from.
"No it's too...hot...to...SANJI" He turned his head at the sound of his name to see me running full speed towards him.
"Oh Shamy its just your...ZORO!"Sunzi caught up with me and we both clung ourselves around their waste. I got my hand slapped when I reached for his butt. Zoro was chasing Sunzi around welling,"Hey! gimme my sword back" followed by a,"Mine." from Sunzi.
Ussopp grabbed both of us and set us in front of luffy looking stupider than ever with nami's finger stuck in between his teeth.
"...Oh sorry Nami, who are you 2?" Luffy asked, setting Nami free by her finger.
"I'm Sunzi,PATATO"
"I'm Shamy."
"You got any meat?"
"Yeah hold on." I checked all of my pockets and pulled some jerky out the 5th to last pocket.
"Thanks."
"No problem, but there is a cost."I snickered
"What." Little food particles flew from his mouth all the away onto Nami's shirt who was standing right behind us. o
"We own Zoro and Sanji until otherwise."
"Okay"
"What?"Zoro and Sanji said together before fainting.
...15 minutes later
"Who is grabbing my butt?"Sanji said in a monotone voice as he sat up,"Would you cut that out"
"Your so cute when you yell,"I said still stroking his butt,"I like your butt. heheheheh."
"Wow your hair is soft, I'm sure you won't mind if I take a strand of hair."Sunzi said pulling a big patch of hair off Zoro's head so that he was balled in the middle.
"Luffy give me your hat."Zoro snatched his hat and put it on top of his head.
"Honk, Honk" I said grabbing his butt some more.
"WOULD YOU CUT THAT OUT YOU LITTLE WEIRDO."Sanji yell.
"Don't raise your voice at me I own you."
"As a token of your being I'll take your shirt as a gift."Sunzi ripped Zoro's shirt off that revealed a nice firm chest and 12 pack of Pepsi, kidding, it was 6 pack.
"Ooohhhhh, what's under your shirt." I ripped Sanji's shirt off and wraped my self in it, inhaling the sweet smell of him. I looked up and melted, into a pool of nothing you'd never want to stand in, at the sight of Sanji's sexy tanned chest.
We were leaking drool bubbles. Our property just stared at us gaping over them.0o 0o
"Well, Nami and Ussopp, lets go get what we came here to." They followed behind Luffy into the town, leaving us alone with Sanji and Zoro.
Hope you liked reveiw and read what happens next when I type it down. OOOhhhh what happens?
