Chronicle II - Don't You Wanna Get Frisky?

When the bells rang Cloud turned around trying every possible way to avoid Aeris. Aeris fortunately stopped her constant flirting and class went by as usual. Cloud sat in his seat for about an hour taking notes until he received a note from Aeris. It said:

I'm coming to your room tonight baby.
I know you want to get frisky with me.
You know you want it pimp daddy!

Love, Aeris

Cloud put down the note in disgust.

"EEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWW! That is so gross!"

All the students stared at Cloud then Cait Sith focused his attention too.

"Is there something wrong Mr. Strife?"

Aeris giggled.

"MR. STRIFE! HAHAHAHAHAHA! That sounds so romantic!"

Then all the students focused their eyes on Aeris and she didn't speak anymore. Cait Sith continued writing on the chalk board.

"Blah, blah, blah. I'm a stupid cat thing with a zipper," was all Aeris could hear.

She was too focused on Cloud. The bell finally rang. Cloud sighed in relief. Yuffie stretched from her seat and saw Aeris.

"OH MY GAWD! AERIS? What are you doing here!"

"I'm trying to get an education. I want to learn more about the world! I want to become a great college student!" she replied.

Yuffie didn't care about Aeris. After her little speech, Aeris walked behind Cloud and gave him a little squeeze.

"Remember tonight. I'm coming! See ya later baby."

She then walked off in a very foxy motion. Yuffie looked at Cloud and he look petrified.

"Heeellllooo! Cloud?"

Cloud came out of his trance.

"I gotta go..." he said.

Cloud began to run, REALLY fast. Yuffie yelled back to Cloud in amazement.

"HEY! Aren't ya gonna walk with me to my next class? What about Tifa? Shouldn't you tell her about Aeris?"

Cloud continued to run.

It was around 8 P.M. and everyone in the dorms was sound asleep. Cloud was watching TV. A really retarded movie commercial was playing.

"The sequel to the scariest movie from Japan! The Ring 1 and 1/2. From Disney Pictures."

"Man, Disney needs to stop making sequels to movies. It's SO gay."

All of a sudden, Cloud heard a knock on his door.

"Damn...I hope it's not Aeris..."

Cloud opened the door and there was Aeris. She was wearing silk white dress without a bra.

"Hey baby! Ready to frisk!"

Cloud gulped again in fear.

"I spoke too soon," he thought. "Why did Barret use that Phoenix Down?"