Sanji and Zoro sat next to us, boredly. I wasn't too bored, I mean who doesn't want to enhale what Sanji exhales. Zoro took his hair back from sunzi and was trying to glue it back on his head with superglue. Sunzi was taking pictures of him while he did this.
"How come you didn't go Gaga over me when We showed up?" I asked looking sort of jealous.
"Now how old are you gee I don't know in your early teens, I'm prettymuch way old for you."he said making a really good point.
"Age is just a number...WILL YOU MARRY ME?"
"NO."
"Wanna cook something in the kitchen."
"Shamy! I can't beleive you'd ask something like that. Shame on you.SHAME!" Sunzi yelled at me.
"FINE! can I watch you take a shower and wash yo..,"
"SHAMY!"
"Wait a moment, I own you, take your cloths off all of them."
"grrrr,Shamy."
"Fine, you can keep your boxers on."
"Accually I wear G-string."
"EVEN BETTER!"
He started to take his cloths off. I was soaking wet in drool as he took his time undressing his pants.
"I want you to do some cool things with your swords until you sweat."Sunzi chirped, hearts coming from...somewhere. He sighed And started doing swordsmen stuff, which I could care less about.
"That's not true, What about link,Cloud,Trunks,Sora,okay that's a key,Zero, and yungSung hhmmmmm."sunzi yell turning her attention to me.
"Say it louder, I don't think the WORLD heard you yet." I yelled.
"Who are all those people?"Sanji asked pg 13 naked.
"Oh just some hot guys/robot I like who have swords/key/sabers. It was really hard getting close to Zero and it was really hard trying to get to Trunks since he flys,now I regrete killing peterpan, the friendly fag. Ohhh you look good, I wanna taste you, so get over here so I can lick you, and put a barcode on your back."
"Okay your sweating now teach me how to use a sword.SHAMY! what did I tell you about licking people?"
"Nothing.aww come on let me just pull this down an..."
"Shamy, your not a slut don't you lick his butt or jackpot, or anything else."
"Who are you my motha."
"If I was, yo butt would be tour up right now."
I put my tounge back in my mouth and just stared into his eyes, I beleived if I stared at him and acted like a woman shood he'd like me, if plan B didn't work then off to plan R...rape.note: I'm not a slut...me I just like to look when I get the chance cause I'm in Virginia
excuse me if I get everything about how to hold or hit someone with a sword wrong I'll try my best. If you have any info about swords let me know.
"Okay stand like this, with the foot you don't start with when you walk in front."Zoro said showing her how to stand. She followed.
"Shouldn't this be just like karate, Sunzi?"
"Dunno."she replied.
"Okay so just swing and there you go."he said quickly swinging his sword.Sunzi swung Zoro's sword and it slipped out of her hands. It flew strait for my head and out of shock I stayed steal and it went right pass me.
"WTF, I KNOW I'M ACTING UP BUT THANG YOU DON'T HAVE TO TRY TO TAKE MY HEAD OFF." I snaped.
"Sorry Shamy it slipped."
"Your big pole stick never slips."
"It's a bow or however you spell it not a pole."she corrected
"Whatever, Sanji may I brush your hair, it's a little messy?"I asked.
"Are you sure you don't want to order me to sit down so you can brush my hair."he smartly said.
"Look, maybe I wasn't clear enough, MAY I BRUSH YOUR HAIR."i said irritably, I have patience for no one.
"Whatever."He answered
"What's your favorite color, Zoro?"Sunzi asked.
"I don't like colors."He answered annoyed.
"Do you like me?"She asked again.
"No."
"Why"
"Because your annoying."
"But I love you...and your hair."
"And?"
"Please don't reject me, I wouldn't be able to live with myself."
"Like I care."
"That adittude only makes me what you more."
"I thought this was suppose to be a humor fic not romance."
"Well we're two crazed fans."
With each strand of hair i brushed out it was collected in a jar for my cloning experiment even though I'm stupidier than a useless matress. The sky became gray as a big highyellow ship came ashore and 3 people jumped out.the three are batman, flash, Superman They were all in colored tights.The one with a red cape step up towards us.
"You stupid idiots...You should of fleed now we kidnape you and sacrifice you to the thunder lord, For We ARE THE VASELINE TEAM MWUAHUHAHAHAHAHHA."He annouced and the other two came over and picked up Sanji and Zoro and tosed them in the back of the ship."
"Now let us go."He finished and they went on the ship to tie them up.
"Shamy, we got to save them." Sunzi swispered to me as i held my arms open from where Sanji use to be.
"No we have to kill them...No one takes Sanji away from me and lives to tell the tail." I was on fire. I took a Mallet out of my back pocket and gave Sunzi a rocket launcher.
"Now, let's role."
We bumbarged into the ship and the men black theme came on from somewhere.
"Don't worry Zoro,I'll save you."Sunzi leaped intoaction and the guy in all red tights caught right in the air and chained her up to. I didn't even get a chance to hit somebody when I got chained up right beside her. The vaseline team's ship sailed off with us at the very bottom.
"I feel like a slave again, WHY DIDN'T YAL DEFEND YAL SELVES?"I yelled.
"We weren't told to."they answered
"I WILL NOT TOLERATE SMART COMMENTS!SO SHUTUP OR TALK TO ME LIKE I'M YO MAMMA, GOT THAT."
"Yes ma'me." they said getting a little scared as my personal fire came up again.
"No time for fighting now,we have to find away to get out of here before we're sacrificed."Sunzi said trying to reach the the rocket launcher I gave her.
"this is going to take a while."Zoro dully said falling asleep.
"This no time to sleep, Zoro, help her gfet the launcher.Man I could use a porn magazine right now."sanji said closing his eyes imagining hot naked girls with gigly breast skipping around him.
"Stop drooling before you drown us." I said kicking him in the leg.
to be continued...