Chronicle III - Love is a Battlefield
Aeris closed the door behind her and slowly walked towards Cloud, her hips swiveling round and round. Cloud became hypnotizedand started to go into a trance.
"Wow, that girl sure can move," he thought. "Oh crap! I forgot about Tifa."
But it was too late. Before he knew it he was already on the bed. Aeris was on top of him with a huge grin on her face.
"Now I can make you mine!"
Cloud wanted to push Aeris back, but he was already pulled into Aeris's slutty antics. "I mean, NOBODY could resist me," he thought. He gave a little laugh.
"What so funny?" she asked.
He was still laughing and Aeris was looking at him oddly. After seeing her face, he stopped, now he was embarrassed.
"Well, shall we continue?" she asked.
What harm could be done? It's not like Tifa would find out. It's only a booty call right? A million thoughts flooded his mind. Suddenly, there was a knock on the door...
Aeris quickly turned around.
"Who is it, Cloud?"
"I don't know!"
There was another knock...and then a voice was heard.
"Hello? Cloud? Are you there? Yuffie said you dropped one of your textbooks so I'm returning it. Hellllooo?"
"HOLY CRAP! It's Tifa!" Cloud whispered. He didn't want to start commotion.
Aeris bit her lip in frustration.
"This could be a problem...and I was so damn close!"
A third knock was heard.
"Cloud! Open the door!"
"Aeris, did you lock the door?"
She froze for a second. Of course she didn't lock the door, she was too busy pimping Cloud.
"Uhhh...yes?"
Cloud smacked his forehead. He was so dead.
"Hey! The door is open! I'm coming in Cloud."
The door slowly opened, theslow creaking pierced Cloud's ears.
"HOLY SHIT! What the hell's going on here?"
Tifa saw Aeris on all fours on top of Cloud on the bed. Aeris was holding a portable video camera on her right hand. They both had blank stares in their faces. Cloud was sweating like a pig.
"It's not what it looks like Tifa! I swear!"
Tifa's left hand was shaking and then it became a fist of rage. She then pointed her finger at Aeris.
"This is all your doing, you SLUT! You stole my man, you BIG FAT WHORE."
Aeris became really pissed. Nobody ever called her a slut or a whore before.
"BITCH! He's my man!"
Aeris walked up to Tifa and slapped her. There was a huge, red handprint mark on her face. She quickly covered her face.
"You're going to regret that..."
Aeris began an evil giggling fit.
"Ha! You're just jealous now that Cloud is MY man."
In an inferno of anger, Tifa shoved Aeris into the wall.
"You and me, at the football field, tomorrow. We'll see who gets Cloud."
Cloud tried to reason with them.
"Ladies please, there's no need to fight."
Tifa and Aeris both stared at Cloud with an evil glare.
"SHUT UP CLOUD! YOU STAY OUT OF THIS!"
"Okay..."
Aeris then agreed with Tifa's proposition.
"OH, IT'S ON LIKE DONKEY KONG BITCH! Whoever wins gets Cloud...FOREVER!"
Cloud gulped in fear. Forever?
"Yeah," Tifa replied. "I'm gonna kick your ass so hard your Ancient mama is gonna feel it."
"WHATEVER! Not until I shove my rod up your fat ass."
"I do NOT have a fat ass, super skank."
The two ladies both left Cloud's dorm in burning anger but also in fighting spirit.
"See ya tomorrow bitch!" they both exclaimed.
But before they left the room they both waved at Cloud and their voices became instantly cheery.
"Bye Cloud! I love you!"
Then they stared at each other, with eyes burning full of hatred.
"HMPH!"
They stormed through the halls in opposite directions. Aeris walked to the left.
"I'm gonna whoop her ass!"
And Tifa walked to the right.
"I'm gonna fuck her up!"
Cloud sat speechless in his dorm. What just happened?
"THIS IS SO AWESOME! Two chicks are fighting over ME!"