chapter 3 the monkey

In town

"We got everything, so we can go now people have been taking pictures and yanky my hair for the whole time we've been here." Ussopp complained caring all of the food and washing materials.

"Yes, we have everything now we need to go back to them girls and see if there done doing god know's what to Sanji and Zoro." Nami irritately said quickening her pace to where they had put there ship, The GoingMerry.

"They are fine, but i won't if i have to watch that person throw away more of that cake." Luffy rushed over to this stranger and pushed him out his chair. He started stuffing his face with the cheesecake and licked the plate clean. "Yo dude, that was totally incall for." the stranger said looking mad as hell. Luffy growled at him. "Your crazy man" The guy said running off as he ran into ussopp the stuff fly everywhere. He then threw a wade of cash at ussopp and kept running.

Nami caught firstglimspe at it and went crazy. She sniffed the money an put it in her braw then ordered Ussopp to pick it all up.

"Hey look yal a monkey, oh I think he wants us to follow him." Luffy interuppeted Nami and Ussopp yelling like a married couple. They looked at the monkey and he started running in the direction they first had descovered the two girls. they followed him forgeting the pile of goods scattered across the ground.

Back with me and Sunzi

we all hung asleep in the dark layer of are keeping. It had been two strait days yes with luffy that's how long it would take to get their supplies and they had giving up after Sunzi tried to fuse the rocket launcher and the potato in her backpocket together with herself, which was hopeless in the begining.

Flashback

"Okay I have an idea."Sunzi annouced pulling a patato from her backpocket without ripping her arm off to reach it. She stuck it in the rocketlauncher, that she was still holding, and then held it up in the air so it was hovering over her.

"FUSION"she yelled as a bright light appeared and and then went away. everyone was staring at her since nothing had happen in all.

"Umm Sunzi this isn't Powerrangers IT'S ONEPEICE."

"Why are you yelling." Sunzi asked puzzled.

"Well for starters, I'm having an episoide, see when I don't get my orange juice and or chocolate I'm alittle like a pregnant woman having mood swings and what makes it worst I have a confession to make." Everyone looked eagerlly at me.

"Sanji remember when I said I was in love with you?"

"No."

"Well I am, but I think I may just lust you. STOP IN THE NAME OF LOV-"

"OKAY! shutup, so your going to rape me?"

"It depends on if we get free, nad if we do I think I might just kill nami instead cause if I can't have you or you won't give me a chance, then that &#$ ain't geting you neither."

"your selfish" Zoro said in a this is getting creepy voice.

"Not really she managed to let Zero go since she couldn't get his armor off. Instead she played mother to jak and secretly feed daxter to him in burger style." Sunzi informed them.

"You know that's my bussiness." I said crankly.

"Not if you told me."

"I didn't, you was just there."

End of Flashback

I wouldn't give up though. The guy who was really fast as we learned was Flash sat there watching us.

"Flash, I have a vibrator in my pocket if you want to, you know, entertain yourself while down here." I sanged getting his attention. He walked over toward me and I pointed to where it was. Then as soon as his gaurd was down I kneed him in the jack-uh stick of butter and he fell to his knees in pain. 'Okay now we can get free in peice'

"Uh, I know you don't wan't me to talk to you but do you think you can break my chains. so i can get you all free." I asked Sanji.

"I can just reach the chains around your legs though."

"I know, just do it."

He kick at the chains around my legs and they broke. I kicked my shoes off and then ripped my socks off with my teeth. Then I took the keys that were around the unconcience flash's neck and undid myself with my feet, which I can do in real life, use my feet as hands.

I jumped down and walked out the door leaving them.

"WTF, WHAT ABOUT US SHAMY."Zoro yelled.

"I have to pee, I'm not going to go on myself." I shot back still walking.

2minutes later

"Okay let me-" I was cut off by batman he grabed me and went threw the floor.

"GREAT NOW I HAVE TO GO, GOD CRAMPS CAN'T HOLD IT IN MUCH LONGER." Sunzi started twiching.

"When I get loose I'm so gonna kill your friend."Zoro gritted his teeth like a mad man wait he is mad.

"I never new that she could use her feet as hands, That's sweet maybe I can do that." Sunzi couln't even get her shoe off.

Where has Batman taken me, how long can Sunzi hold it in, will they figure out how to get out and where is the monkey taking Luffy, Nami, and Ussopp.