Chronicle IV - Cat Fight! (Part 1)

Tifa was in her room dressing into her white tank-top and her black mini-skirt. She also put on her favorite brass knuckles with a grin.

"Just you wait Aeris!"

Tifa already set a time for the fight. It was scheduled to be an hour before the first bell. The rules were already set too. Materia was allowed so Tifa equipped her strongest materia.

"Heh heh! Aeris is gonna get it!"

Aeris was doing the same thing in her room. She took out her shiny sliver rod out of the closet. In a fit of rage she impaled her rod through a wall. She also equipped her strongest materia as well. Also, the two ladies told a bunch of guys to cheer for them during the fight. It was time. They both headed for the football field.
A large group of guys were at the football field awaiting Tifa and Aeris. They were holding picket signs with pictures of them. Both of the crowds cheered out their names.

"AERIS! THE SUPER SKANK SHALL PREVAIL!"

"TIFA! THE CHICK WITH BIG HOOTERS WILL ROCK!"

Aeris and Tifa arrived from opposite sides of the football field. They listened in as the crowds shouted out their names.

"I am NOT a super skank, mega skank fits me better."

"Big hooters? Why can't they say 'boobs'? It fits me better."

The crowd went wild. When the two ladies faced each other they both gave a glare of death.

"Ready to die?"

Cloud suddenly ran between them, heavily panting.

"WAIT! Please don't fight you two!"

Then Aeris and Tifa gave the look of death to Cloud.

"We told you to stay out of this!"

They both kicked Cloud and he flew into a nearby mud puddle.

Tifa said, "Remember the rules! Materia and limits are allowed."

Aeris nodded.

"Yeah, I know! Let's get it on!"

Tifa put up her fists and Aeris was in her fighting stance with her rod. Aeris made the first move.

"Let's see if you can actually hurt me! GREAT GOSPEL!"

A bright light began to overflow into Aeris and she began to glow yellow.

"Oh crap!"

Tifa couldn't do anything so she used her Barrier materia.

"Wall!"

A glimmering wall of light surrounded Tifa. After that, huge balls of fire began to form around Aeris.

"Fire 3!" she exclaimed.

Tifa evaded every one of them.

"Too slow! Your magic spells suck ass!"

Tifa's remark pissed Aeris off. She began to cast another spell and huge icicles began to crystallize in front of her.

"Ice 3!"

Tifa easily dodged all the incoming icicles with a quick dodge roll.

"Come on bitch! Fight like a woman!"

Tifa swiftly ran towards Aeris knowing that her Great Gospel would fade and she kicked her square in the face.

"HIYA! Take that!"

Aeris lied on the ground with a bloody nose. She quickly rose to her feet. Tifa looked at her in amazement.

"How could you get a bloody nose and still be standing? CRAP! That whatchamacalit is still in effect..."

"MWUAHAHAHAHA! Stupid ass! Now you're gonna die and Cloud will be mine forever!"

Aeris took out a shiny green materia and held it in her hands.

"ULTIMA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Say good-bye! Hell awaits!"

A huge dome of shining green light began to form around her. Tifa stood in impending fear.

"Oh shit...how come she had to be good at casting spells? God damn those game programmers!"

What could Tifa do? The green light of doom was slowly creeping towards her. There was nothing to do but wait...

If you want to know what happens...read Part 2 you bum!