chap 4

Down on the lower lower part of the ship I sat tied to a chair. Batman stood infront of me his hot breath blowing through his mask in my face.

"What do you want and why did you tie me to a chair?" I asked in a slurred voice as if I were drunk. It's from the lack of orange juice.

"I want you to make me some chicken, fried like your mamma makes."He said in his 'I'm secret' voice

"WTF, just because I'm african American with some italian, doesn't mean I like chicken. I know how to make it it's just I hate chicken. I should rip your balls off for saying that." I snaped.

"How bout I let you free if you do and you don't come back here."

"Deal."

Well I was in the kitchen making fried chicken like my ma tought me to.

On the island

Luffy and the others are standing infront of the monkey pointing to to the ship sailing away.

"Oh, that ship has the two girls and Zoro and sanji and the ones who are the owners are going to sacrifice them to some made up god by throwing them off a cliff," Ussopp said in one sentence," We got to save them, come on monkey let's go." Ussopp and the monkey were running on the water.

"Luffy, are we gonna help or what."Nami asked.

"Nope, but I'm gonna eat ant get alittle before we go." Luffy went to a club called 'Boobs in yo face, and Nami was left by herself. See pulled out her Cd player and started playing Missy Elliot. I'm not into rock that much if I lisen to it it's gonna be greenday. yeah I think they are cool. most of the time I listen to smoothjazz.

Back with the monkey

Ussopp got his rockslinger out and shot a firehingy at the ship and it caught on fire. Then he hoped in and ran around until he found 3 smelly humans changed to a wall scurming. sunzi looked up and her eyes met with the monkey's and a smile streched across her face.

"SEPTIMUS!and ussopp...yeah."She screeched then wispered

"Yep the one and only,." He said proudly making it a big deal.

"Shut up and get us down, you idiot."Zoro shouted.

Ussopp started sniffing then he sighed,"I SMELL...CHICKEN!." ussopp went right pass them down stairs.The monkey freed Sunzi and she went down stairs too towards the smell of chicken. Sanji and Zoro were left hanging on the wall about to explode.

"I gonna kill them."Zoro was gritting his teeth again.

"I need to smoke, damn only if i could reach my pocket." Sanji cursed twiching uncontrolably.

"I need a drink, and my swords."

"I'm missing On with the marraige the the best soap, I wanna see what happens to Mary."

"Oh yeah they left off when She was in the room with the prison guy, and he had achohol on his breathe and the door was locked and she was conered."

"You watch soaps?"
"Tell anyone and you die."

"Whatever."

"So ,uh, when you think they going to come back and get us?"

"Soon as all the chickens gone."

"What's with people and chicken."

"Who are you to talk cook."

"Hey, a real man cooks."

Down in the kitchen

Everyone was sitting at the table eatting and fighting over the chicken. While everyone was stuffing there face I snook off, to the top to get Zoro and Sanji free. As I went up I heard voices,

Voice 1:oh do it harder,harder

Voice 2: I'm trying it's just I've never done this before

V1: try taking those tight pants off

V2: I can't but you can

V1: That hurts freshboy

I didn't like what I was hearing I ran into the room and saw Sanji bent over trying to break the chain and Zoro trying to get his pants off so he could flex his legs more. Since it looked like something else I took a picture then walked up to them.

"Okay boys I here so move all your body parts out the way cause I lost the keys And my mallets just gonna have to do. Oh yeah I got your swords."I told them, smashing the chains sothey were free.

"finally, lets go kill some fags."

Zoro said, when he got his swords back.

"Yeah, and get a paice of chicken cause yal look so thin I can see your but bones." I chanted pushing them down the stairs.

They landed on there heads then got up. everyone was still at the table eatting some more chicken. Zoro joined but not Sanji.

"I'll never eat someone elses food."He said bitterly.

"YOUR GONNA EAT IT."I yelled taking the chicken breast and shoving it down his throat.

"Okay BATMAN, where's superman?" I grabbed him by the collar.

"he sacrificed himself to the..."

"don't care." I took my mallet and smacked in the face and he went flying.

"SUNZI AND SEPTIMUS, let's roll. this ship is sailing off more and more and I want to get back to shore before I get leg cramps."

Everyone else looked out the giant whole that Ussopp created and look how far they were and began to swim back to the shore.

It's not over yet next chap is the last one so be on your toes.