WARNING: You may or may not hate me after reading this chapter. If you hate randomness, leave now, Bye!!!

Review Responses:

Jogerm904: Hope you enjoyed Torgo's theme.

Jogerm904 (again): I read the thing about the mashed potatoes. Other than that, I have the following to say: ??? Eh. Randomness is cool.

RR76: Minimum days at school, meaning I can update! Yay!!! (stabs Terra)

TRESPASSER: Do you ever do anything other than stab her?

RR76: Sometimes I broil her!

TRESPASSER: ....

RR76: Fine... mind doing the disclamer?

TRESPASSER: Do I get paid?

RR76: No.

TRESPASSER: Do I get to blow anything up?

RR76: You can blow up Terra.

TRESPASSER: Do it yourself, lazy bum.

RR76: I own nothing. Except Carson. I also do not own many of the jokes that may appear in this. So there. Now read, or DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A bloodcurdling howl was heard outside, making the 3 Titans jump. Well, Cyborg and Raven jumped, Beast Boy turned into a fluffy kitty and hid under Raven's cloak. Torgo was unfazed and just kept wobbling and jerking wildly.

"You guys stay here," Cyborg said to Raven and Beast Boy. "I'll go check that out." He opened the door, only to have Silkie waddle out and inch his way out of Cyborg's view. Cyborg heard evil noises coming from the side of the house, followed by an onrush of evil evilness (writers block...) He rushed to where he heard the evil noises and was horrified by what he saw.

Silkie lay on the ground. Only it wasn't Silkie. It was... a copy of the 1976 Oscar winning movie Rocky starring Sylvester Stalone! Dun Dun Dun!!! (I'm kidding. Silkie was dead.) Suddenly, Cyborg felt constipated, but couldn't do anything about it. He rushed back to the house to get some laxatives, when he saw Raven in the doorway and remembered: Robots don't get constipated.

"What happened?" Raven demanded. "Where's Silkie?"

"He's dead, Silkie's been killed. And I feel constipated. Mind explaining that?" Cyborg shot back. Raven just shrugged.

"Beast Boy's asleep on the couch. How will we break it to him?" Raven said softly. Cyborg shrugged his massive shouldars and the two stepped inside to see the shape shifter lying fast asleep on the couch. Then all of a sudden, for some reason, he wasn't asleep anymore. He was awake. Plothole.

"Um..." Raven struggled to find the right words. "Sweetie, Silkie's dead-" She slapped her forehead and muttered "That came out all wrong..."

Beast Boy's face twitched for a moment, but he shrugged (that's three...). "Eh. He was more Star's pet than mine."

"You know," Raven said, looking at her teammates. "I really don't think this is a good place to spend our vacation. And I would like to leave." She looked at Cyborg. "Now."

"What am I, a chauffer?!" Cyborg demanded, but Raven had strode past him and shouted for Torgo. The aforementioned possible hellbeast emerged through a door and leaned against the frame. "You calle,d, madam?"

"We're leaving, put the luggage back in the car. Fast, dammit!" Raven snapped.

"Look, can you do it?" Torgo insisted, and then started touching Raven's hair.

"The Master likes you. He wants you for his wife. He loves beutiful women. But he can't have you, I want you! He can't have you, I want you! The Master likes you," Torgo babbled. Beast Boy turned into a gorrila and punched Torgo into a wall.

"Screw this, we're out of here," Beast Boy said after regaining his normal form.

Meanwhile, Cyborg discovered that the car wouldn't start, because a plothole made it not start! Or something.

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Back in the tower, Robin was beating Terra over the head with a stick, when Starfire came in.

"Robin," she said clearly, "I have done as you asked, and brought back many movies of the letter 'B', for which to make friend Crow not be psychotic anymore. I have with me 'Rescuing Lieutenant Carl', 'Planetary Journey five and three quarters', 'Master of the Drug Rings', and 'My Friend, What Is The Location Of My Automobile,'"

"Perfect Star. Carson, bring him in." said The Mysterious Commanding Voice From Beyond The Netherlands.

Carson came out, with Crow tied to a piece of some kind of meatloaf. Crow was still babbling incoherently.

"All right Crow," Robin said softly. "Here's some crappy movies for you to watch... and heal."

5 HOURS LATER...

"Robin, dammit, I know the movie's bad but STOP TRYING TO HANG YOURSELF DAMMIT!!!" Carson shouted. Crow was still watching 'Planetary Journey 5 3/4'.

"Splosh!" Colonial Brick was saying. "We must stop Buddha from...destroying the Interplanatery Conglomerant of People with Nothing Better To Do (ICPNB)!"

"Tim, god &( stop &( or I'll && kick your $& dammit!" Dr. Gumflot was sneezing through his windpipe.

"EAT THE BEEFSTAKE!! EAT IT!!!"

"NEVER!!!"

"BUT BEEFSTEAK IS DELICIOUS!!!"

"NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!"

"...okay, the author's lost it. Let's go after Beast Boy and Raven," Carson suggested.

RR76: I am very hyper right now. Why? No clue. Just review it dammit!!!