This chapter is really short cause I was in a rush.

We were all on shore breathing like crazy. Septimus was almost choked by seaweed. A wave carried me away 4 times almost drowning me. Sanji got there first and Zoro had a hard time not loosing his swords and swimming. Ussopp just ran across the water, showoff.

"Where's Luffy? Where's oh there's Nami." I asked trying to get on my feet. "Okay you can have them back, being here is like hell on wheels."I crankily said.

"Wait I not done with Zoro yet, let me just."

"Sunzi, you had your moment now lets go."

"Yes we're free!" They cheered jumping up in the air, They both headed to the nearest gas station or whatever they have in there warped ass world to get beer and a pack of newports.

"How do we get home though,"Sunzi asked holding her monkey.

"Uh, click are heels together, "I answered

"Or we can go through that door that reads way back home, or do we live here.

"No we don't, now lets go through that door."

"But I want to say bye too Zoro don't you want to say bye to Sanji."

"Hell no, I don't like sharing."

"Sharing is caring."

"Don't take my line, Sunzi."

"Please could I say bye."

"Fine, Ussopp come here right quick."

"What do you want, aren't you going to go home?"

"Well I don't want to leave you behind but I have to and my friend she wants to say goodbye to zoro but they just went in a bar that we aren't age apropriate for so could you um go get him for me."

"kiss up."Sunzi muttered.

"hhmmmm, only if the next time you come here I own you."

"WHAT!"

"Do you want to go home."

"Alright, but there will be no next time."

"Right, Everygirl who meet's Ussopp always comes back."

"Ego maniac, And what girls have you met."

"...Tons"

"Lying again, you can't help your self."

12 mins. later.

ussopp was back with a drunk Zoro and a high Sanji, even though he could of left him. Ussopp pushed Zoro towards sunzi. Zoro looked up at her and then the monkey. He leant in to give the monkey a kiss and threw up on Sunzi. The monkey got real scared and hid in one of my pockets. as for Sanji, he was humping a coconut. Ussopp walked up to me and stuck a barcode on my forehead. It was brown, I hate the color brown. So I grabbed a grossed out Sunzi and went through the door. The last thing that was heard was Zoro yelling, "Hey you still have my shirt." and we were gone..

There is going to be a sequel people so it's not really over.R&R