RRXI: Oy. Read onwards, yon confaith! Dar horbensharben des moins! Karharhar!

For all those who have NO idea what the hell I just said: Don't ask.

Review Responses:

Since You've Been Gone: Nope! Torgo's just weird that way.

Saint H: Plotholes kick ass. And beefsteak IS delicious!

staticsponge123: Thank you. Pie is yummy. Why? Gashnooshnash. Sorry. I sneezed.

Raven paced back and fourth in the mysteious Torgo-taken-care-of shack's living room. Torgo was twitching wildly in the doorway, babbling about the Master. Then Cyborg came in, a beefsteak slung over his forehead.

"The car won't start," Cyborg sighed. "Looks like we'll be staying the night here. Torgo, get the luggage."

Torgo waddled through the front door. Meanwhile, Beast Boy burst through a side door that nobody noticed except just now.

"Dudes, you have to check this out," he babbled, and led them the door. Inside, several women sat in a circle, yelling 'watermelon' at each other. A doberman pincer was tied to a slab of cement a few feet away. Sitting on the slab was a man with pale white skin, black hair and a mustache. He looked like the biker from the Villiage People, 'cept he was wearing a black robe. The three teens recognized him as the man in the painting- The Master.

The Master saw them and stood, raising his arms, revealing giant red hands stitched on the flaps of his cloak.

"SALUTATIONS IMPERFECT BEINGS!" he shouted. "KNEEL AND TREMBLE BEFORE ME FOR I AM THE MASTER AND YOU ARE MYSTERIOUSLY DRAWN TO ME! I AM THE MAGNET, AND YOU ARE COLD STEEL! BOW DOWN BEFORE ME! BOW DOWN!"

The three gaped. "Um... huh?" Beast Boy asked.

Suddenly, the watermeloning women in the circle started to argue. "You are worthless!" a brunette said to a blond. "The man yes, the green thing no!"

"No! We only want the girl! The others must die! They all must die! We do not even want the girl!" a redhead shouted to the brunette.

"But Manos loves women," the blond pointed out. "The girl will grow into a woman."

"She may," the redhead said simply. The arguing women stopped arguing, and just sat stoicly.

Suddenly the Master started yelling. "SILENCE! SILENCE!"

"WHAT THE HELL!" Beast Boy shouted. "First of all, what kind of sicko keeps like 8 women in his... whatever the hell this room is, second of all, why are they all screaming watermelon? Third, the redhead can't decide what to do with 'the girl', and finally, THEY WEREN'T EVEN TALKING, WHY THE ARE YOU YELLING AT THEM TO BE QUIET!"

The room was silent again. Then suddenly, the women started wrestling. Beast Boy sighed. "And no one hears a word I say..."

"You say that like it's a bad thing," Raven teased.

"This is degrading..." Carson said from the side seat in the R-Cycle. Of course, since they were going at 60 miles per hour with no windshield, it was kind of hard for Robin or Starfire, who was flying overhead, to hear.

Then suddenly, they stopped at a roadside diner. "Anyone else hungry?" Robin asked, taking off his helmet.

Carson looked at the giant sign in front of the diner, which said "EAT". "Guess they forgot 'ME'" Carson muttered as they walked inside.

Inside was a girl who was dancing to some really bad music, which went something like this: "EVERYTHING I TOUCH TURNS TO GOOOOOOOOOLD! EVERYTHING I TOUCH TURNS TO GOOOOOOOLD!"

"I wonder what happens when this person touches gold," Starfire said. She then became very deep in thought about this strange concept.

The diner was small, with no boothes or tables, just a counter with a couple stools. The three of them sat at the stools and the dancing girl walked up to take their orders.

"What can I get you?" she asked, still dancing. She saw the R-Cycle and asked "Are you going to LA?"

"Actually, we-" "I would so much like to be a dancer in LA. But I can't. I have to stay here. I'm sorry, but I have to refuse your request."

"We didn't say anything..." Carson said darkly.

A loud, drunken voice called out "MICHELLE!" The dancing waitress (still dancing) moonwalked through the door to the kitchen. "Have some coffee, I'll be back."

A moment later they heard a slap and a cry. All three heads turned to look at the kitchen door. Or, rather, the sign on the door. "Hey, they got tacos!" Robin said gleefully.

Dancing Waitress YMCAd her way out of the kitchen and said "How far is it from here to LA? I want to come with you."

"HELLO! WE AREN'T GOING TO LA!" Carson shouted. Dancing Watress didn't seem to hear him and instead did the robot as she walked to the cash register. She pulled a few dollar bills from the register and turned back to face the Titans... but they were gone.

"Crazy waitress..." Robin muttered through his helmet.

"Uh... Robin?" Starfire said worridly. "It appears we are being followed..."

Let's check in on Crow, shall we?

Crow and RRXI were sitting on the couch watching Code Lyoko and making fun of it.

The theme song was playing: "And todaaaaay... we'll make EEEEE-VIL GO AWAY!"

"As long as they don't make AAAAAAAD-VIL go away, I'll need that by the end of the song." RRXI joked.

"Wait- make evil go away? Who wrote this- oh hey, listen: Techno-Cher!" Crow said, indicating the techno voice that was now singing incomprehensibly.

The title of the episode came on: "Killer Music" "Yeah, I know, this theme song DOES suck..." RRXI said. Crow laughed.

And that's the end of the chapter. Review!