RR76: If anyone remembers this story, then read it. Otherwise, I will kill you. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Responses:
SaintH: WATERMELON DRAMA DRAMA DRAMA DRAMA DRAMA WATERMELON WATERMELON DRAMA!
Yudimoose: No. He's a butler from hell. Bill Cosby frightens me.
purplemusicgoddes: I'm a comedian. It's my lot in life.
blah...don't sue.
I do not own the following:
Teen Titans
Crow T Robot
The term "Hellgod"
Half the dialogue in Carson
The Dancing Waitress
Kalgon
The Enforcers
Manos: The Hands of Fate
Fourthelement
Queen-Of-Azerath
People
A sword
Beefsteak
potatos...
As Cyborg was jaunting merrily around the brush in the Torgo Shack from Hell, Torgo came running up behind him and whacked him on the head with his staff, and tried to tie him to a tree. He failed, so he just stuck his hand down Cyborg's pants. He failed at that as well. Cyborg has no pants, as you may know.
Meanwhile, Raven and Beast Boy were going at it again on the Master's concrete slab. Then Torgo came and whacked Beast Boy on the head, tied him up and threw him in a closet with a beefsteak. Then Raven, noticing the abscence of mind-numbing pleasure, got up to look for Torgo. She found him twitching in the living room.
"Where's my man?" she demanded from Torgo.
"The M,aster li,kes you. He wan,ts you to be hi,s wife. He loves beu,tiful women. I want you!" Torgo babbled. Raven sighed.
Meanwhile...
Robin, Carson and Starfire were speeding along and got to a roadblock. In front of them were eight wedge-shaped golf carts, where people in tan jumpsuits and masks held blowdriers in their faces.
"So...we've been stopped by gay golfing snowmobilers?" Carson asked.
The leader stepped out. "Pat Riley? Is that you?" Robin asked, as he looked like the legendary coach of the LA Lakers.
"I am not Pat Riley!" he boomed. "I...am Kalgon!"
The three Titans stared. Finally, Robin and Carson burst out laughing. "Shut up!" Kalgon shouted. "Don't make me poke my skull out at you!"
Just then, a weightlifter in a golf cart drove out of nowhere. He gave a long, girly bellow and bailed. The cart smashed into Kalgon and he exploded.
The Titans stared. "Okay... disturbing," Robin said. "Carson, you drive. Me and Starfire are gonna make loud cuddly obnoxious love in the sidecar!" Carson groaned, got into the driver seat, put on his headphones that blasted annoying J-Pop in his ears and drove.
Meanwhile...
Crow and RR76 continued to watch Code Lyoko.
"Odd, you've just lost 20 life points!" Jeremy shouted.
"So, what's he do again? I mean, other than sit on his ass and yell at them about how bad they're doing?" Crow asked.
Just then Aelita got into trouble for the billionth time that episode. She ran screaming in the other direction, shouting for Jeremy to help her.
"Behold, we now see the hidden power of Aelita! She can scream for help and run away!" RR76 said in awe.
RR76: I'm bored. Review please.