RR76: I am going to say this now, since nobody seems to understand...

HEY! YOU! YEAH YOU! YOU SEE THAT LITTLE OPTION MENU THING DOWN THERE? AFTER YOU'RE DONE READING THE CHAPTER, SELECT SUBMIT REVIEW, CLICK GO, AND TELL ME WHAT YOU FRICKIN' THINK OF THE STORY! COME ON, IS IT REALLY THAT HARD? JUST A LITTLE BUTTON! WOULDN'T TAKE TWO MINUTES! SO GO! DO IT! NOW!

There. Now have a nice day. And obey me. Or DIE!

im in a kill people mood: How could anyone like a show with such lines as "Ooh, I hate those horrible crabs!" I mean, come one, all they do is PANT. They run around in virtual land and PANT. They run across a bridge t a retarded factory and PANT. Doesn't anyone in that show EXERCISE?

prosk8r712: Heh, it's based on a crappy movie filmed in El Paso by a manure salesman. It's called "Manos" the Hands of Fate.

Blah, blah, blah, don't own, yap yap blah blah drivel drivel drivel.

In El Paso...

Just then Beast Boy woke up from his closet and stepped out (insert gay joke here). He looked at Raven and Torgo standing together talking. "Oh, I see how it is now!" he yelled, and stormed off. Nobody heard him because, as I emphasized in The Zeppo, nobody likes him. Except Raven. And Forthelement. And a bunch of other people, but anyway...

Meanwhile, Cyborg woke up and had an epiphany. He realized what the Master and Torgo intended to do and rushed off back to the house. When he got there, he saw The Master standing in the front door. Cyborg shot him with his sonic cannon, and then all of a sudden, the camera got all blurry and faded out...faaaaaded out... to black. Yeah.

Meanwhile, the R-Cycle pulled up to the Manos Shack and Carson stepped out. "We're here," he told Robin and Starfire. "Get dressed and for God's sakes Starfire, get that out of your mouth!"

Starfire pulled out the lolipop she found under the dashboard. "Sorry," she said sheepishly.

The three Titans walked up to the Manos shack to see Cyborg standing in the doorway. "Hey Cy, where's Raven and Beast Boy?" Robin asked.

"Welcome," Cyborg droned in a monotone. "I am Victor. I take care of the place while the Master is away." Unfortunately, he was not accompanied by the Love Theme from Torgo. Which sounds like this: Do do do dododo do do do do do do dododo do do do do do do dododo do do do...

"Okay, Cyborg, now where's Beast Boy and Raven?" Carson asked, getting impatient.

"Let me get your luggage," Cyborg droned, and staggered to to the R-Cycle, grabbed the sidecar, and took it into the house while Robin cried over the damage.

"It's worse than I thought; he's been...MANOS-IZED!" Crow shouted, appearing out of nowhere.

Everyone jumped. "Crow! Where'd you come from?" yelped Robin.

"Plothole."

"Oh."

"Um, friends? I believe that is friend Raven dressed in the pink bedsheet?" Starfire said, pointing to the line of women filing out of the Manos Shack. Each was dressed in a pink bedsheet. Raven was in the center. Suddenly they all stopped and started arguing, shouting "WATERMELON!" at each other repeatedly. Then they stopped watermeloning and started walking again, followed by a gay Frank Zappa lookalike in a cheesy robe with giant red hands stitched on the flaps.

"See, that fellow over there is called the Master. He's really dumb but communicates with a dark god called "Manos" through a fire in his backyard. He has about agajillion wives (insert Morman joke here). He plans to go onto the Mountain of Something or Another and sacrifice Raven to "Manos"," Crow told them. "It was all in the movie "Manos" The Hands of Fate, one of the movies I had to watch in space. Well, everything except the sacrifice, the Author just pulled that out of his ass."

"Then we must stop this dark ritual of evil sacrifice!" Starfire shouted.

"Yes! Darkness!" Ansem shouted, coming out of nowhere. "DARKNESS DARKNESS DARKNESS DARKNESS DARKNESS!"

Carson shot him.

On Mount Something or Another...

Beast Boy stalked The Master and his Wives to Mount Something or Another, grabbed Raven and pulled her into a cave. She started to shout "Watermelon!" but Beast Boy shoved a beefsteak in her mouth. She coughed and regained her Ravenness.

"Beast Boy...? What? Where are we? Why are we in a cave?" Raven asked.

"Long story. What I wanna know is what were you doing with that Torgo guy?" Beast Boy demanded.

Raven slapped him. "You think I'd date Torgo? God Beast Boy, you're the only freak on Earth that I'd go out with! I love you!"

Now to break up the touching scene with a massive burst of flame, some death, and a vat of pigs blood. Enjoy!

Carson teleported into the cave holding Terra in his right arm. Y'know, the way he teleports with the burst of flame. Then he pulled out his gun, shot Terra in the forehead and dunked her in a vat of pig's blood. See? Then he left.

"Terra! NOOOOOOOOOOO!" Beast Boy shouted. Raven slapped him.

"You're supposed to be over her, remember?" Raven snapped. "See THIS is why I slap you so much! You're always mooning over Terra!"

Meanwhile, Terra was still dead. Carson took her dead body, dressed it in a pink bedcloth and put it in with the rest of the Master's wives, only with a bomb attatched to it's face.

So when the Master reached the top of the mountain, with Torgo at his side, he started to chant. "O Manos, oh Hands of Fate! Thy priesthood remains steadfast! I sacrifice these wives to you, that you may be made manifest in the mortal plane! Kill! Kill! KILL!" So all of the wives died. Then Terra blew up.

Will the Master bring Manos into the world? Will evil reign over the...um...world? Will Code Lyoko ever stop sucking? Find out next chapter!

Meanwhile, RR76 was still watching Code Lyoko with Mas y Menos.

Aelita was running and, you guessed it, panting.

"Ella está jugando detrás una grabación del ayer por la noche con Jeremy," Mas said. Menos chuckled.

Just then, she entered one of the towers. ¡Voy a tener poco una charla con los ejecutivos de Malboro Cigarrettes! Menos said, mimicking Aelita. The two burst out laughing.

RR76 looked confused. He doesn't speak Spanish.

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