Kill the Poor People

Part Two of the Chapterness!

"A new 'Mew' has been sighted near crime scenes. While this 'Mew' has not attacked people, houses have been burned, stores robbed, and animals released from zoos. The words, 'Stick the Mews in the Zoos' and 'Let the animals out!' have been found at the scenes of the crimes," Ryou read from the front page news, "Mew Mews, this is bad."

"Whatcha doing?" asked Sumi, popping her head into the circle of Mews, right next to Ryou, "Oooooo, comics!" Sumi yanked the comic page away and ran off.

"We need to be on the lookout. This is probably some alien scheme. One of Kisshu's or Pie's."

"Or Tar-Tar!" called out Purin, "I'll go ask!"

"You can't just ask him!" Minto glared at her, "What are going to do, say 'hey Tar-Tar did you do all the bad stuff in the paper?'"

"That works!" Purrin raced off.

"I'll go ask Kisshu! And Masaya!" Ichigo blushed.

"Why Masaya? He wouldn't have done that stuff," Lettuce started at the shadow of the 'Mew' in the newspaper.

"I know! I just want to see him!" Ichigo started her little blushing-Masaya-dance, but Sumi whacked her on the head.

"Now's not the time for that, you have to work on catching that 'Mew,'" Ryou walked away.

"Oooooo, I'll help! I'll go making Mew catching clothes! Yay!" Sumi ran away again.

"That stuff isn't important. The big issue is... THIS!" Ichigo held out her math test, "LOOK!"

"An 87, that's not bad," Lettuce peered at it.

"Yes it is," Minto looked down on it, "I got a 95."

"No! Look!" Ichigo held out Sumi's math test. Don't ask how she got it. It involved candy. Minto and Lettuce stared at it. Zakuro adjusted her uniform.

"A 99? She got a 99!"

"The highest grade in the class."

"What did she get wrong?" Minto asked.

"She spelled "Math" wrong." Lettuce and Minto stared in shock. Sumi ran into a table.

Meanwhile, on the Alien ship:

"Tar-Tar!"

"Don't call me that! And we don't know who the Mew Mew is! We thought you would! Ergh, let go of me!"

Meanwhile, on the other Alien ship:

"Is this your handiwork, Shimi-san?"

"Of course not! I don't play human, Kurai-san! How could you say such a horrible thing? Such a baka! Hmph!"

"Hey, Zor, you want to help me destroy some Mews? Then we can worry about the 'Mew' or you can take care of her, Shimi."

"What should I do?"

"Don't hurt her, make sure she's on our side."

"You're no fun, Kurai-san!" Shimi pouted.

"Miri wants to help! Miri can help Onii-chan! Or Onee-chan! Or Chikan-yajuu!"

"I'm not a perverted monster," Zor said calmly, gently blasting at Miri.

"Stop that!" Kurai stormed out, at least, he tried but walked into the door, hard. Even Zor winced. I'm turning into Sumi, thought Kurai.

Later, in Sumi's brain (just kidding):

"Hai!" Sumi sang out, as everyone in the classroom stared at her.

"Sumi!" whispered Kurai, "You mean no. Perry did not blow up the world."

"Uh-Iieeeeeee! No, cause the Mew Mews stopped him, nya!"

"Close enough," sighed the teacher, "remind me to never ever call on you again."

"Hai! Will do! Okie-dokie smokie-blokie!" Kurai sighed and put his head in his hands. Sumi walked out of the building singing happily to herself. Kurai secretly followed her. The Mew Mews tried to sneak away.

"No work today, thank goodness!" Ichigo sang out. Minto nodded. Sumi ran off, completely ignoring the Mews.

"Wonder where she's going. A pauper party?" Minto stuck her nose in the air.

"Dreeeeeeams of you. Sweet light of my heart. Giving me a happy good mornin' start! Sweet love of my life! Give me your everlasting love! No worries for my tired heart!"

"That is the worst song I have ever heard in my life," Kisshu dropped beside her, "Are you going to do more vandalizing tonight?"

"You figured it out, Kisshu-onii-kun! It is I."

"Is your weirdness just an act, or are you really that stupid?" Kisshu hovered over her head, staring down at her. He could not figure her out. Sumi just smiled.

"My real name is Mikomi Sakuranbo. I used to be completely serious and smart. But I was lonely and sad. Then one day, I just woke up happy. I've been feeling strange ever sense. The Mews were my heroes. Now... ASHI MEW SUMIZONE KITAI METAMORPHIS!" (evil mew dark hope metamorphis)

The weird music and the wind, the sakura petals, and the glowing started up again. The glow was blinding Kisshu. When he finally could see again, Sumi was wearing a strange outfit. Kisshu's mouth dropped open, then he smiled.

"You look like an evil Mew. The hate in your heart created it."

"No, we did." A strange, not quite human thing jumped down. Snatching Sumi, he raced off. If it was a male. Whatever, thought Kisshu, I'm going to go check on Ichigo.

On the third alien ship (just kidding, its not a ship):

"Let go off me!" screeched... one of the strange aliens, "Stop hugging me!"

"Aaaaaah, but you like so much like Tar-Tar! Kawaii!" The other alien-thing watched Ashi Mew Sumi chase the poor little alien.

"So much for destroying the world. We steal some DNA-thingie, find some sad little girl who is really strong, and inject her, and SHE TURNS HYPER!"

"So you are the ones that did this to me!" Sumi grinned.

"I've only said that all the way here!" The alien glared at her, "I stole some Ryou-kid's little DNA injection thing, so we could use it on a girl who would help us destroy the human race and take over this planet!"

"Why, suuuuuu? Nya?" Sumi poked him, "Why not try to make yourselves more cute?"

"Stop that! We were trying to look like humans...but...and our seventh thousand queen was killed after she killed a human on this planet, two hundred years ago. We seek revenge!"

"Okay, whatever!" Sumi started eating the food, but spat it out all over a nearby alien, "Yucky! Bleh! I'm going to get more food. Be back if I remember!"

The aliens watched her go, it was no loss. They would get more Ashi-Mews.

Later:

Sumi ran from the burning building. This time she had written, "Stop the Mews!" She laughed to herself as she ran. She was hoping this would work with Kurai and her plan. She had told him about being an Ashi-Mew.

"Stop right there, evil destroyer of peace! We are going to serve you up a pile of justice! Wash down this little serving! Strawberry Bell Bell!" Sumi smiled as she ducked out of the way.

"Konnichiwa, my gu-minna! I won't waste time on introductions, I already know your names. This is for annoying my alien-minna! Shikyo-seppun! (Death's Kiss)"

The Mew Mews were blasted into the air. Several got knocked out. And by several I mean all but two.

"Ichigo!" Kisshu yelled, coming to her aid, "Are you okay? I think you killed her Sumi!"

"Oops!" Sumi looked concerned, "Is Kisshu-san mad?" Ichigo groaned, and Kisshu kissed her. Ichigo sat up and pushed him off her.

"Get away pervert! I'm going to make you pay! Mew Mews, lend me your power!"

"Oh whatever," Kurai knocked Ichigo to the ground, "You'll pay for the Deep Blue thing. Kiremas attack!"

"I told you Ichigo is mine!" Kisshu hit Kurai. They got into a big fight, then Miri showed up.

"Kurai-kun! Onii-kun! We're here to save the day! Kill the evil Mews! Dieeeeeee-!" Miri looked into Kisshu's glaring eyes.

"You may not touch her, crazy little alien girl." Miri stared at him in wonder. She had never been in love before. Well, not like this. Okay, not in the past hour. She blushed and turned away. Kisshu stared at her in confusion. Another strange girl.

"Die! All wimpy-little-pathetic-annoying-humans!" Shimi aimed a blast at Sumi. Meanwhile, Purin was beating a Kirema animal over the head with a stick.

"I'm on your side, you baka!" Sumi jumped back.

"No human is on my side! I will destroy-" she aimed at Ichigo, who screamed as she flew through the air, "-all of them!"

"You should join with the other aliens, they hate humans too-hey-!"

"Stop this!" Kurai roared, making a slashing motion. Shimi fell to the ground. "You will not touch my girlfriend. Or Kisshu's."

"I'm not his girlfriend!" Ichigo rubbed her head. Sumi whacked her over the head.

"I don't like you, Mew Ichigo. Normal Ichigo is much cooler. I am Ashi-Mew, come to destroy your life. And hook you up with Kisshu. Or Normal Ichigo with Kisshu." Sumi walked away. Kurai followed her. And Kisshu ran home to get his pie out of the oven. Ichigo realized how late it was, and abandoned the still sleeping Mews, and the still fighting Purin.

Later, Café Mew Mew:

"That evil mew is so-argh! I was hurt," wined Ichigo, really getting on Ryou's nerves.

"It is a problem," Ryou stared at the newest picture of Ashi-Mew. Sumi stared at the picture, also.

"Ooooooo pretty!"

"Sumi!" Minto was shocked, "She's evil! Not pretty!"

"Well she is pretty hot," Masaya popped up. Ichigo nearly fainted, then got really jealous.

"I was talking," Sumi started stabbing Masaya with a knife, "about her clothes."

"Yes," Ryou snapped his fingers, "It's the Mew of Goodness!"

"Sure, Ryou-san, because she is really good," said Ichigo, shoving Sumi off of Masaya.

"No. It's the DNA sample I was playing with during the Deep Blue thing. I was trying to create a wonderful feeling along with DNA injection. But it got mixed with Kirema evil DNA and some glowing thing I was working on."

"So it's your fault and their fault," Sumi stared at Ryou, "those who stole it and injected m-her in her sleep!"

"Whatever. I want to go get tea at a new restaurant. Zakuro, you coming?" Minto walked away, followed by Purin, Ichigo, Lettuce, and finally Zakuro.

Sumi shrugged, and went to go to the park. She wanted a nice, quiet day, alone. Before this mess, she was normal. She liked going to the park, and doing homework alone. She was always alone. Now she never was. So for five minutes she was going to avoid her boyfriend.

"Hello dearest Mew Mews," sang out Kurai, "Come and play with me. Kirema animals, attack!" And so all the Mews transform. And they beat the Kirema animals easily. And Sumi watched all this.

"I can't beat this thing!" Ichigo cried, "It's really strong!" Kurai laughed. Minto fell over in an attempt to duck. Zakuro calmly struck the kirema animal to the ground. Then she held her hand out and helped Minto up.

"Wait a minute...MEW MEW TOGIRETOGIRE CHUUSHIN! (broken heart)"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Kurai screamed, falling backwards.

"And now for the kill!" screamed Lettuce. All the Mews stopped and stared at her. Lettuce looked away, blushing.

"No stop!" Sumi stood up from the shadows. "Don't touch my boyfriend!"

"Boyfriend? Kurai's an alien?" Ichigo shook her head in confusion. More than one mouth dropped open. Purin ate a piece of candy. Zakuro yawned. Sumi screamed.

"ASHI MEW SUMIZONE KITAI METAMORPHIS!" When she was done transforming, all the Mews stared at her. Kurai groaned, and sat up.

"Sumi?" asked Ichigo, returning to her normal clothes. The other Mews joined her.

"What! Sumi stared at them, "My friends? How can this be?"

"Sumi is evil? Her boyfriend is an alien?" Ichigo fainted. Sumi also fainted. Kurai woke up, but Zakuro knocked him out again.