Sumi: For the first time ever, I will finally introduce my story!

Fawkes: Hurry up and get to the point so I can leave.

Sumi: nods Okay Onee-sama... um, I don't have a point ;;

Fawkes: Baka. Please, someone, stop this mad-lady.

Sumi: People please review, kay? I'll lose interest if I don't get fans.

Fawkes: No, don't review! Then she'll stop! ...Does anyone read this crap?

Sumi: The two people in the story...yes...oh, but this is the best chapter!

Fawkes: rolls her eyes Sure...

Minto's Crashed Party

Chapter Three of Three-ness

Minto held out blue and pink frilly invitations. She gave one to Ichigo and Lettuce, placed one on Purin's head, and blushed as she held it out to Zakuro. Zakuro stared at it in surprise, then took it. Minto blushed and looked away, then screamed as Sumi stuck her face close to Minto's.

"What's that? Huh? Huh? Oooooo, it's pink and blue! Ribbon!"

"It's my sleep-over birthday party. Good Mews only. Aren't you fired yet?"

"I wanna come! Ryou says he can make me good, but I don't know yet. Kurai-kun may hate me for it. I wanna help my minna, and my boyfriend!" Minto and Sumi started a tug-a-war and argued. Minto bonked Sumi on the head, and Sumi started crying.

"Meanie! I don't want to come if you hit me!"

"Don't come then! I don't want a poor girl like you coming!" Zakuro watched all this, then quietly interrupted.

"I can't come. I have to model that day," Zakuro walked off. Minto just stared after her.

"I'll come! I can take Zakie-chan's place! I can bring food! Yay!"

"You will never take Zakuro-san's place!" Minto screamed, and ran off crying.

"I can come, Minto-chan!" called out Purin happily.

A little later, after work:

"-so Mintie-chan says I can't come," sobbed Sumi, "ooooo, pretty flower!"

"I think we will come," Kurai stared at the sky, floating a foot above ground.

"But it's a sleep-over. No guys can come!"

"Too bad," Kurai stuck his tongue out, "Kisshu interrupted them last time."

So, at Minto's party:

"Too bad Zakuro can't come," Ichigo took another cookie, "Yummy!" The doorbell rang. Minto ran to it hopefully. Maybe Zakuro was coming just a little late.

"Sorry we're late!" sang Sumi, holding out her present. Kurai shoved right by Minto, "Where's the grub, woman?" Minto's mouth dropped open.

"You don't mind, right? Kurai wanted to see what your house looked like. "Don't worry, let's be friends when we aren't fighting!" Sumi ran after Kurai. Minto sighed, but followed after. At least she didn't have to fight them, they were strong.

A little while later, the doorbell rang again. Minto hopped up, and rang to the door. This time it was Zakuro. She looked down at the overjoyed, crying Minto, and pushed past her, "Where's the grub, girl?" Minto hugged Zakuro as she tried to walk away.

As Kurai stuffed his face, the girls brushed each other's hair, "Why don't you go good, Sumi-chan? It would suit you more!"

"I dunno. I'm afraid of getting stupider from last time. My parents would kick me out. And I want to stay with Kurai-kun!"

"Zats muh Wittem," pastry fell out of Kurai's mouth, "She's made to be evil. After tonight, I will destroy you girls for killing Deep Blue!"

"I didn't kill him! He's my boyfriend!" Ichigo threw a pillow at Kurai, "And stop brainwashing -well- this girl!"

"Even being stupider, she's far stronger than you," Kurai stuck his tongue out, "you're just jealous. Let her be evil. She can pretend to be good, it makes life more fun!"

"I just had a thought," Sumi said. Everyone gasped. "-if Mew Ichigo is Ichigo, then Kisshu can have both! And that's why he attacked her all the time!"

"No duh," Kurai ate another cookie, "And Miri like Kisshu. Ichigo likes Masaya. Kisshu should give up Ichigo and go after Miri. Miri is actually an alien too!"

"Ooooo, Miri-chan! Can I meet her?" The doorbell rang, answering Sumi's question. Minto opened the door to...

"I will kill you all! Pathetic fools! Tiny mortals-er-humans! Dieeeeeee!" Shimi blasted Minto.

"MEW MEW ICHIGO-"

"ASHI MEW SUMIZONE KITAI METAMORPHOSIS!" All the Mews transformed.

"Hello Shimi, have a cookie. It's good!" Kurai called.

"DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Shimi blasted Ichigo and Lettuce.

"Have this cookie!" screamed Purin, "Purin ring inferno!"

"RIBBON ZAKUROS-" Shimi destroyed the attacks with a single blast.

"Stop blowing holes in my house!" screamed Minto, "My mother's going to kill me! This is even worse than my last Mew party!"

"Hello sweetie! I've come to rescue you!" Kisshu hugged Ichigo, and teleported away.

"I will get you! You little girl! Cat-girl, you hear me?" Shimi blasted at the empty space, Lettuce was sent spinning.

"STOP!" Miri tackled Shimi, "Don't hurt Onii-chan!" Shimi looked over at where Ashi-Mew Sumi was protecting Kurai.

"Like I could. Whatever, this party is a totally boring. There's not a cat in sight. I'm going back to the ship now." Shimi grabbed a cookie and ate it.

"Hey this is good. Thanks!" Shimi teleported off.

"Stop eating my cookies!" Minto screeched after Shimi. Kurai put down his cookie. Miri followed Shimi, after repairing the damage with a single-

"ALIEN SHINMIRI AIKOU CLEAN-UP!" Minto stared at where the holes and debris used to be, and sighed in relief. Sumi transformed back. Kurai found out the negative result in eating lots of cookies, and ran to the bathroom. Zakuro dusted herself and Minto off.

"That was strange. I thought they wouldn't attack us if you were friends with us," Mew Lettuce scratched her head, as she turned back into a normal girl.

"Shimi never listens to me," Kurai walked back into the room, "She hates humans."

"Gee I would never have guessed," Minto said sarcastically, "This is the worse birthday ever! Creepy guys and aliens show up, my house is nearly ruined and-"

"Don't complain," Zakuro helped herself to a cookie, and Kurai turned a different color, "I blew off modeling to come."

"You what?" Minto blushed, very touched.

"I usually charge money to come to parties. This is the best one I've ever come to."

"And you came for free!" Minto's eyes sparkled.

"Well actually, you owe me five thousand dollars."

"What!" Minto collapsed.

"Just kidding," Zakuro smiled, staring into Minto's eyes. Minto stared back, starting to cry with happiness.

"I'm baaaaaack. I brought your little kitten back too! I've come to enjoy the party. And because Ichigo made me," Kisshu spoiled the moment. Minto hit him over the head with a pillow, very hard. They started fighting. Ichigo went to go wash the Kisshu off her.

"Get out!" Minto screamed as she threw Kurai and Kisshu out the door, "No perverts allowed at the sleep-over!" Zor grinned, invisible to the humans' eyes. He would secretly film this sleepover for Kurai. Maybe he would let Kisshu watch. For a price.

"I'm tired!" Sumi yawned, then curled up and fell asleep.

"Finally! Quiet!" Minto threw her arms in the air. Ichigo started giggling. Purin and Lettuce joined in. Minto glared, then started giggling away. Zakuro looked around the room.

After the girls feel asleep, Zakuro last, Zor started taking pictures of the girls. Then he took pictures of Minto's whole house, even the dog, Mikki. Sumi rolled over in her sleep and grabbed his legs.

"Mr. Snuggly Bear!" she cooed. Zor sweated. If they caught him here...He gently pulled her arms off him. It was time to leave. He would leave a little present for one lucky, lovely lady. He grinned, and teleported away. Masha's eyes glowed. Ryou watched the whole thing back in his study.

"I don't think you should tell them about this," Keichiiro said, looking over Ryou's shoulder.

"Maybe not," Ryou pushed the hair out of his face, "but at least we know more of the aliens. That human-hater, the weird little one, and the creep."

"What will you do? Keep humans away from her?"

"Sumi said there are some crazy aliens who injected her who also hate humans. I want to keep those aliens away from her."

Later:

"If some modeling creeps come looking for me, I'm not here."

"But you're not supposed to work today, why are you here, Zakuro?" Ryou asked.

"Hiding."

"From Sumi? Why isn't she here?"

"Sumi went to go find the evil aliens and destroy them. We should see her tomorrow, at her funeral."

"She's being good now?"

"No, I just told her Kurai told me to tell her to go destroy them. She says she'll help us if Kurai says it's all right. Really," Ryou looked at the ceiling, "that girl." The Mews went back to work. Sumi ran in, being chased by Shimi, who was being yanked back by Kurai.

"Stop it Shimi!"

"I won't protect her! I'll kill her! That annoying brat! That-that-human!"

"All I did was yank your hair, and see if you had ears. Oh and I wiggled them. And I sang my Gu-Minna song. I thought we were friends!" Ryou and the Mews watched Shimi try to kill Sumi, and Kurai try to protect her.

"Shimi if you don't take care of Sumi then I will kick you off Deep Blue's Revenge Squad." Shimi stopped, and slowly turned to Kurai.

"Does that mean I won't see Miri-chan anymore?"

"I will tell her you tried to kill Kisshu's friend."

"NOOOOOO!" Shimi dropped Sumi. She then picked up the near-dead girl and walked back outside. Kurai teleported away. Ryou took a sip of coffee. Purin bit the rose she got from Zor.

On the Alien ship:

"Kisshu, who's this alien?" Tart pointed at Miri on the screen.

"Some alien girl of Kurai-san. And the crazy one is too. The male alien is another one of them. I guess he's better at hiding then me. I'm jealous," Kisshu walked around, "I think I'll got get some information from this girl."

"Which one?" Pie took a nibble of his name food.

"The Not-as-crazy one!" Kisshu teleported away.

"Touchy." Tart bit into his name food.

On the other Alien ship:

Zor was Kurai best, and only friend. The members of the Deep Blue's Revenge were hand picked to go and search for a planet to live on. After picking a new perfect planet, they went to find and destroy the Mew Mews for revenge. Kurai was picked as the leader because other aliens were jealous of his skills. Shimi was picked because she hated humans. Miri was picked because she was annoying the aliens, and because she was the only alien who could get Shimi to listen to her. Zor was picked because he could do a good job, and because he could get along with anything. That's why he was friends with the cocky Kurai.

Kurai was heartless. Everything he did was a cover. He didn't really like Sumi, he never did. He used her as a cover. Everything went to his plans. He didn't like any girl. Well, Shimi was okay. He could use her, but she still kind of annoyed him. Miri was strange. But not a horrible person. Sumi was easy to use. And she was fun.

"I'm going out," Miri called, flipping out her long, silky blue hair. Her blue-green eyes stared at Kurai, concerned, "Is Onii-chan all right?"

"Yeah. I'm all right. I just need to get away from humans."

"Oh admit it! You like playing dress up!" Shimi glared from yellow eyes, tugging on her long green braids. She watched Miri leave, eyes like a hawk.

"And you like Miri. Too much."

"Hmph!" Shimi jumped down, "She's my only friend!"

"I'll be your friend, Onee-sama!" Sumi jumped on Shimi.

"Don't say that! Don't call me that! Just stay away!" Shimi tried to run away from Sumi.

Meanwhile:

Miri stared at the beautiful moon. Her eyes were round, and tears flowed. She wanted to live here. She wanted to stay with Kisshu, and stare at the moon. She always wanted to be with-

"Kisshu!" Miri squeaked, "What are you doing here?" Miri always wanted to be with all her alien friends. She didn't want to go to a lonely planet with no cats.

"I wanted to see you. You like me, right? Why?" Oops. That's not what Kisshu meant to say at all. He wanted to ask about Kurai. Kurai!

"I-I-um...hai, dasuki, but I -can't tell you!"

"Why not, little sweetie?"

"Um, well...I guess its because of your spirit. Your passion. It fills your eyes. You like playing evil, but you want to help those you love. You long to be good, you long to live here. I feel the same way. You can look at something and like it for what it is. You protect Ichigo, loving her even though she'll never feel the same way. That's so sweet! You love Ichigo with passion. I like that. I respect that. I -want to be here with you! I want to look at the moon with you, staying on this planet with you! Just you Kisshu!" Kisshu stared at her. No one ever liked him. No one wanted to be around with him. It was kind of -CREEPY! Stalker alert!

"That's...I guess I really didn't need to know. I think I already knew. I think I like the passion you have to. I like Ichigo for her passion. Do you want to stare at the moon with me?"

"Yes! I love the moon!" Miri danced, and Kisshu watched her, his eyes glowing. That night, Miri and Kisshu curled up underneath the moon. And Zor watched from the shadows, eyes glaring with hate for the first time sense he heard Deep Blue died. And that time had been the first. Zor didn't carry many grudges. But Kisshu just made the list.

Fawkes: Oh gaaah...

Sumi: What?

Fawkes: The stupid Kisshu and Miri fluff...

Sumi: Don't worry, it doesn't last...

Zor: Good.

Fawkes: Ooooo, somebody's jealous taunts Zor

Sumi: stares at them ...It does work!

Zor and Fawkes: ...?

Sumi: I'm sorry I haven't really introduced or added any little comments before this chapter...; I keep forgetting. I'm sorry for the parts that don't make sense...I blame catnip!

Zor: The stuff your on?

Sumi: 3 YUP

Fawkes: Baka...