Fawkes: All this waiting, and rewriting, and thinking, and this is it!
Sumi: What?
Fawkes: Oh come on….
Zor: You took out all my good parts!
Sumi: …I'm sorry! SUMIMASEN! But everyone expects so much of me! -runs around screaming and crying and apologizing-
Zor: I guess we can go now. I'm going to get pizza.
Fawkes: Me too.
Disclaimer: I do not own Tokyo Mew Mew. I do not own Masaya, or he would not exist. I do own Mew Cherry, the other evil aliens, and Fawkes, and Kurai, and Zor. Shimi belongs to herself, but Miri is mine. Muwahaha!
The Big, Bad Dance
The Fourthness Chapter of Horror
"Wow! That was far too awesome!" Shimi started to sing lines from the musical they just saw, "Rum Tum Tugger is a curious cat!"
"But Onee-sama, those were humans! But in costume, nyaaaa!"
"Miri-chan, they were humans dressed as cats. So that makes it okay!"
"I liked that guy..." Kisshu scratched his head, "The teleporting one."
"Macavity?" Shimi raised on eyebrow, "I thought you were more of a Tugger-alien."
"Oh shut up-"
"I didn't understand it, nyaaaaa!" Sumi cried. Sumi, unlike the aliens, did not speak or understand English. Shimi sighed, Why did Kurai make her take Sumi along? He owed her.
"It's simple. Macavity evil cat. Grizabelle good, but rejected cat. Tugger pervert cat. Heard enough? Or should I name all the cats in order. Starting with Pounce, the cutest kitten."
"That's okay, nyaaaa. But I wish I had gone with Kurai-kun instead."
"I wish I could have gone without you," Shimi rolled her eyes, "but Kurai has to kill the Mews, and I have to babysit you, to make sure you're not in the way."
"Aaaaaw, but I wanted to play with him!"
"Wait! Ichigo!" Kisshu vanished. Miri looked really sad. She vanished after him. Shimi looked disappointed. She wanted Ichigo dead. Stupid Kisshu kept getting in the way. But if she killed him, Miri would be really sad. And, as an added bonus, she got stuck with Kurai's stupid human girlfriend.
"You know he's just using you. Kurai. That's what he does. He uses people, than throws them away. Just you wait. Your usefulness is ending. Sumi just stared at her, than ran off. Shimi was talking crazy again.
Meanwhile, on the alien ship:
"Aren't you supposed to be on a date with Sumi?" Zor asked, pulling a Coke out of the fridge. The house was quiet today, he liked it. But he was uneasy, the tip of his ears were tingling.
"I ditched. I don't really like hanging out with her all the time, it's hard work acting boyfriend to that crazy human." Zor nodded, but secretly wondered if that's how Kurai really felt. He had picked Sumi out of many humans. If Kurai had not acted very mean to her, she must at least amuse him. Like he was amused Miri. Just then, something beeped.
"Is that the microwave? I'm hungry. Oh wait, it's the phone," Kurai pressed a button, the screen blinked to life. An alien's snappy, rude tone met Kurai's smooth, rolling voice for a good hour. Then, just as the alien was roaring loudly, Kurai pressed another button, and the screen went black. Zor pulled out his earplugs.
"Who was that?" He put down the newspaper (which had a picture of the Mews on the cover).
"We have to go back home. Our mission is pointless. The aliens are tired. They want us to escort them to the new home planet. We are to break any ties with the human world. Kisshu and his friends are traitors, we leave them here."
"Miri is going to kill you for this. Better get Shimi something, and make Miri a Kisshu plushie."
"Right. I need you to pick up something from the United States…."
Later:
"Sumi-san?" Kurai floated upside down, staring at Sumi.
"-Ack, whoa! What?" Sumi fell backwards, "What is it, Kurai-kun?"
"I have to go."
"Where? Okay, talk to you later!" Sumi smiled happily at him. Kurai blinked, huh?
"No. I mean I have to go. Forever. I can never go back to Earth. Me, Zor, Shimi and Miri are all leaving. And never coming back. So, that over, want to come to a dance with me? A last date kinda thing?" Kurai smiled, blunt and clueless as ever. Sumi hadn't said a word. She stayed silent for a couple of minutes. Kurai made the mistake of getting closer. Big mistake.
"YOU JERK!" Sumi kicked him. And while Sumi may look like a weakling, act like a weakling, and yadda-ya, when angry, she can kick pretty darn high. Kurai grabbed his face.
"How could you? Insensitive jerk! Didn't you ever think of taking me with you?" Sumi sobbed. Kurai was very, very confused. He never got women. That's why he didn't like them very much. It was also why he had his own alien girl hate-club.
"But I can't take a human to our new home. Besides, I'll be thought soft." Sumi threw a bush at him, roots and all. Then she ran off, after throwing the fox necklace behind her. So much for her first love. What a sad love life.
Back at Café Mew Mew:
"What's wrong, Sumi? You just dropped an entire tray on your foot, and didn't blink," Purin stared into Sumi's face. Sumi turned away, tears springing to her eyes.
"Love trouble, right?" Zakuro lifted Sumi's chin, "Alien's aren't like humans. They want to kill us. What boyfriend will try and kill your friends?" Sumi sobbed, hugging Zakuro. Minto glared, jealous, then she realized what Zakuro meant.
"What did that jerk do to you?"
"He-he-he…. -Ryou! Are you coming to the school dance?"
"Yes, actually," Ryou looked at Lettuce, who blushed.
"Right. I'm not, who about the rest of you?" Zakuro and Minto looked at each other, and nodded. Ichigo nodded, blushing.
"I'm asking Tar-Tar!" Purin called out happily. Sumi nodded, and walked away.
Later:
"Ichigo-darling!" Kisshu called, "Oh Ichigo, you're coming to the dance with me."
"Why would I go with you, pervert?" Kisshu held out a certain picture of Ichigo, from a certain crashed sleepover. He grinned, as Ichigo screamed. He smiled, and left her. Poor Ichigo had to come with him now. What a great spring dance this would be.
Meanwhile:
Two girls were not coming. Sumi, who was too upset, and Shimi. Both were planning revenge. Shimi, blowing up the building were the dance was, and therefore killing many humans. Sumi lay on a nearby beach, staring at the moon. Shimi did not know that Kurai was still going, but with another girl who asked him, or should would never have planned to blow up the building. Poor girl. No, not Shimi, or Sumi. Shimi did not even know about leaving yet. Kurai was going to give her a peace offering before he told her…
The next day, at the Dance:
Ichigo brushed her hair back. Her dress was based slightly after her Mew costume. She looked lovely, not that Masaya would see it. Luckily, Masaya had to work at the dance, so he didn't mind her going "with her friends." Purin forced Tart to go with her, Minto and Zakuro looked lovely in matching dresses. Ryou and Lettuce were too cute of a couple. Only Sumi was not there. The Mews had tried calling, but no answer. Her parents barely remembered they had a daughter.
The decorations were so pretty. Masaya grinned, and waved to Ichigo. She smiled and waved back. Kisshu bowed, and gently led her into the dance floor. For once he wasn't acting like a pervert. It was almost like dancing with Ryou. Kisshu even hid his ears, and wore a normal looking suit. All the Mews looked so happy. Even Ichigo was grinning. The music blasted, a sweet song. The lights flashed, bright and colorful.
"BAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!" The whole thing was blasted apart. But Shimi had miscalculated, and Kurai got hit hard with the blast. And she had done something wrong to the bomb. Bodies lay everywhere, nothing moved. Then Shimi appeared. She laughed, then saw something that made her heart stop. Several some things.
"Zor? Kurai? MIRIIIIIIIIII!" Shimi, dropped, sobbing in pain and guilt. This could not happen. She didn't even notice Sumi run in, shaking with fear. Sumi dropped where she stood, falling under the pressing weight. Staring in shock, she yanked Kurai out of the pile. She cradled him, starting to cry. Sumi picked Kurai up, and pulled him out the door. When she reached the beach, she dropped him. Kurai groaned.
"Kurai?" Sumi did not hear his groan, nor see the faint rising of his chest, she was too much in shock, "Kurai, don't die! Don't die! I love you Kurai! I don't care if you don't like me! If I live a thousand years in pain, Kurai don't die! Live! I'm sorry Kurai. I wish I knew what to do. I wish I knew!"
"Would you stop crying on my suit? It's top of the line," Kurai got out, wincing in pain.
"Kurai?" Sumi's voice came from deep within her.
"So you stopped sulking. And pouting, just because I'm leaving."
"I don't care anymore. I love you. Even if we are separated, millions of light-years, decades, even after death…I will love you forever. I will always be here for her, knowing you love me. That is all I need. Never lie to me please." Kurai hugged Sumi, filling with an emotion he-
(GET ON WITH THE STORY, AND CUT THE ROMANCE JUNK!)
(Gomen…. ;; ….Moving on….)
Meanwhile:
"I have a really bad headache..." Miri sat up. Shimi gapped, in wonder. Miri stood up, looked around, and put two and two together. Not bad for someone not all the way there, added to a headache.
"ALIEN SHINMIRI AIKOU HEALING POWER!" Everything was miraculously fixed. Bruises vanished, people sat up and groaned. Those who had normal lives stared at Shimi at Miri, and screamed.
"Evil aliens!" They shouted. All the aliens, even Kisshu and Tart, vanished away. The Mews made sure everyone was all right.
"Ryou! Ryou?" Lettuce looked around.
"Right here, Lettuce-chan," Ryou walked through the repaired door, "Sumi was trying to bring me back to life." Of course, by doing that, Kurai was the only one not healed. But that was soon fixed, once he got back to the ship. Needless to say, the dance ended a little early that year.
Meanwhile, on the beach:
A little father down the beach, from where Sumi and Kurai sat, talking, Minto sat with Zakuro. Minto's eyes stung. Her perfect night was once again ruined by those stupid aliens. Why was everything ruined? Sure, the alien-girl had healed her and Zakuro, and fixed the gym, but it didn't fix the night. Everything was ruined because of that stupid human-hater. Zakuro would believe that the aliens hovered around her, and would avoid her. Zakuro watched Minto cry, then wiped a tear off Minto's cheek.
"Every sense I became life has been so much fun. I'm even happier that I got new friends. I would not trade the happiness and joy I feel for anything in the world. Except maybe a good cream chocolate cream latte. I'm really thirsty right now." Minto giggled, and jumped up to get Zakuro a drink, if she had to search the whole world, and beat up some aliens to get it. She could take a hint. Zakuro smiled as she watched her go. Minto wasn't bad for a crazy fan girl. Zakuro's ears perked up as she heard Sumi fall beside her. Oh well, looks like she would share her latte with another person.
Café Mew Mew:
"So you think this alien-girl is good? And her crazy fan is enemy number one?" Ichigo blinked, "That makes sense, but it will be hard to get one on our side, while defeating the other one!"
"So figure it out. Just do something, Ichigo-"
"Ryou?" All the Mews nearly fell over, besides Zakuro. Sumi was being too affectionate.
"What is it? We're kind of having a Mew meeting."
"That's what I need to talk to you about. Do you have a minute?" Ryou nodded, and led Sumi away. He knew what she was asking about. Now that Kurai was leaving, (Ryou was good at spying on people, remember) there was no reason for her to hesitate any longer. Ryou showed her the DNA he had come up with.
"California Fox. This blend is more powerful than the last stuff I came up with, but it shouldn't make you stupid. And, it should keep the Ashi-Mew DNA dormant. Stand here, please." Sumi jumped on the special pad, waiting for Ryou to inject her with the special-
"Wait a minute Ryou! You're not really going to inject like shot, right?"
"Of course. It's the only way. It may sting a bit, but other than that, you'll be fine." Sumi's scream echoed around the whole café. Another Mew was born.
Fawkes: The last part makes no sense, you baka.
Sumi: Gomen! But the aliens are leaving, so there's no reason for Sumi to stay evil…
Fawkes: …And there was too much fluff.
Sumi: Well it is a ROMANTIC comedy.
Fawkes: In other words, you rambling.
Sumi: Of course!
Fawkes: I better be in the next chapter!
Sumi: …Nya? But but! The next chapter is full already!
Fawkes: So either cut something out, or make it longer! And stop making me do stupid comments with you!
Sumi: Gomeeeeeeen, Fawkes-onee-sama!
Notice: Do to the author pouting; the next chapter will not be out for a while. A long while. This may change if many people start reviewing.