Sumi: Feh...

Fawkes: Are you going to say it?

Sumi: I do not own Tokyo Mew Mew. I do not own Guy Fawkes.

Fawkes: And though I named after him, I am not he.

Sumi: This chapter took me forever to write. I had to rewrite part of it. I'm still not happy with the ending. Forgive me sigh

Fawkes: Never! ...At least I'm in this chapter...it's super long.

Chapter Fiveness of Fivies!

Even More Confusion- Oh My!

Sumi finished the last touches on her cake. It was perfect. Every tiny little detail in perfect order. It only took her four hours, not counting the actual cooking of the cake. Sumi was not lazy when it came to doing something for someone she cared about. While she hated cooking, and was not into spending hours on one thing, she wanted to make a special cake for her boyfriend. Her boyfriend who was leaving her forever.

"What the heck is that? Attack of the frosting? And the ugly...blobs? Are they foxes or something?" Ryou looked down on Sumi's cake.

"Cherries! They're cherries! And it's Kurai's good-bye cake!" Sumi smiled happily.

"Is it edible?" Ryou tried to dip his finger in the frosting, but his hand was pushed aside by Sumi, who glared at him. Ryou grinned, a slow sarcastic smile, and walked away, whistling. Sumi put the cake in a bright pink box, and tied a white ribbon around. It was overall, extremely girly. Just the thing Kurai hated.

On the alien ship:

"What is this for?" Shimi stared at Kurai and Zor, then at the present they handed her. Miri also looked at them, while hugging her new Kisshu plushie. Zor and Kurai looked away. Shimi gently opened the package, then let out a delighted scream. She hugged her new Cats DVD. Relieved, Kurai and Zor tried to explain.

"You see, Shimi, um...you know how you hate humans? And well, you liked the musical, so it's a gift..."

"We are leaving. Going back to Terramumpa, the place we picked out before. There, we will live our entire lives, and never get revenge on the humans." Zor cut Kurai off.

"No!" Shimi screamed, eyes wide with rage, "I'm in charge, and I say no! We will get revenge on the humans! And claim Earth as our own!" Kurai snorted, Zor nodded. If Shimi wanted to, she could take control, and name herself leader in Deep Blue's absence.

"If we do leave, will Kisshu come?" Miri's eyes teared up. The answer was clear.

"I brought cake!" sang out Sumi, opening the door and giving everyone but Zor a heart attack, "It's a good-bye cake!" Sumi handed out to Kurai.

"We aren't leaving-" Shimi screamed.

"I hate cake," Kurai backed away, "really!" Miri tried a little bit, but spat it out, her face turning yellow. Zor decided not to make Zurai eat it. Sumi waited for someone to take it, so Zor took it gently, to put it in the "fridge." Then Shimi pushed Sumi out the door, and went to have a talk with an alien general. Five minutes later, Shimi came out, very smug.

"There's been a change in plans," Shimi giggled, "there's a bunch of new aliens that we have allied ourselves with. We will destroy the mews, they will take care of the humans, and we will get the Earth when they're done." Zor nodded, Kurai looked stunned. Shimi really knew how to get things done. He didn't realize that Shimi wasn't the one who allied with the aliens.

"So we better hurry up destroy those Mew Mews." Zor went to get his weapons.

"Not Ichigo, nyuuuuu!" Miri tugged on Shimi's battle cloak.

"Miri, I think you better stay here." Shimi, Zor, and Kurai left, ready to battle. Miri struggled in the ropes that bound her to a chair.

A little bit later:

"Whose that creepy guy?" Purrin asked, licking her lollipop. They had just gotten out of work, and Ichigo slumped over a mailbox, exhausted.

"I hope he's friendly. I don't have any energy for battle cries, much less fighting."

"Wrong-o" sang out the alien. He, and the rest, and finally come up with better looking disguises. Now they actually looked more like men. He attacked them, fighting with what seemed like eight arms. He actually only sprouted six. The Mew Mews tried to transform, but couldn't. (Why not? Because I don't feel like having the transformations...so sue me P)

"Why isn't it working?" Ichigo whined. She was struck to the ground by an arm.

"CHERRY PIT-PIT ATTACK!" The alien screamed in pain, as he was sent flying backwards.

"Oops...I missed. Oh well, it was close enough...oh yeah! Mew Cherry to the rescue nya!" Mew Cherry, the newest Mew Mew, helped Zakuro up. The rest of the Mews scrambled up, their eyes wide with shock.

"You saved us!" cried Lettuce happily. Purrin hugged the Mew. Ichigo was (duh!) confused. Mew Cherry happily nodded her head. Of course she did. They were her friends. (Okay if you have no idea what Mew Cherry's other name is, you are either stupid, or...just go read Chapter Four!)

"What's this?" Kurai appeared, staring hard at Mew Cherry, "A new Mew?"

"Who cares? Another wimp to kill!" Shimi licked her lips, eager for battle. She blasted at Mew Cherry, but Cherry was ready.

"CHERRY PIT-PIT ATTACK!" Okay, so Sumi missed. But, right next to Shimi, a huge part of a brick wall, and several trees exploded. Shimi's eyes went wide. This new Mew was strong. But had terrible aim.

"I don't want to hurt you, Shimi-san," The Mew's eyes were hard and serious, "but I will die before I let you kill me and my friends...oh wait...darn it!" Zor's eyes were filled with mirth, he let out a tiny chuckle.

"So you went good, eh, Sumi?" (gasp! ...not) Zor grinned. Shimi blinked, that strong warrior was Sumi? Kurai fell out of the air. His girlfriend betrayed him?

"SUMI!" Many people screamed. Aliens, and Mews were shocked.

"Nya? Wasn't it clear who I was? I mean, come on!" The girl before them looked cute and innocent, but her eyes were different. She went over to Kurai, and looked him straight in the eye...

"Tomoshibi-san?" Kurai chocked. "There's no need for you here. Aren't you leaving? I don't want to fight you. I'm here to fight the evil aliens." She pointed at the alien sprawled on the grass.

"Too bad," Shimi grinned, "Because they're our newest friends. And the enemy of my friend is my enemy."

"But my girlfriend's enemies are my friends! And my friend's enemy is my girlfriend!" Kurai felt torn. He felt used. He hated that feeling. He wanted others to feel it, not him.

"Well to bad. Cause your new enemy is your OLD girlfriend!" Shimi wanted to get back to fighting.

"I'm not old!" screamed Sumi, throwing a regular cherry pit at Shimi's head. She didn't miss, and Shimi was even angrier. Kurai shrugged. His "girlfriend" was never his love. It wasn't like he cared for her. Zor watched Kurai for his reaction. To his surprise, and disappointment, Kurai grinned.

"REVENGEFUL ANGEL HEAVENLY DARKNESS BLAST!" The Mews went flying backwards. Zor's eyes narrowed. If that was the way it was going to be...

"Wait!" Another alien ran up. He was the alien who had kidnapped Sumi before, "Do not hurt my princess!" He ran over to Sumi, and held something over her, she groaned, and turned into an... Ashi-Mew. He nodded, happily.

"She will be the leader of the Ashi-Mew force, whether she likes it or not! Come, Ashi Fawkes, Ashi Ena!"

"Ena?" Zor went over to her, "How'd you become an Ashi-Mew?" Ena smirked, spreading her pink wings. So he did recognize her.

"I'm the one who has been talking to these new aliens. I agreed to help the destroy the Mews. Could you believe they were trying to get humans to help them destroy the humans?" Ena laughed smugly. Zor nodded, and his eyes went wide as he stared at the shape next to his old friend. Fawkes glared at him, pulling her cloak around her skimpy outfit. If she had been able to pick out her own Ashi-Mew outfit, it would have been quite different. She normally won't be caught dead in anything so revealing.

"What do you think you are looking at?" Fawkes voice could cut stone, and turn water into ice. She was a human, but she seemed not to care about killing many people. It was in her eyes, her cold, cold eyes. She was beautiful, true, but she was more likely to kill a guy then to kiss one.

"Are you...human?" Kurai appeared beside Zor, everything else forgotten. Fawkes had that kind of impression, of drawing guys in, while scaring the daylights out of them.

"And? I don't care for humans. When all is wiped away, I will be in peace." Something in her eyes told Zor she was hiding something. Shimi walked over, her rage seeping threw her body.

"Ena. Oh how cute!" Her sarcasm woke Kurai and Zor out of a daze. "And there's a traitorous human. Can't trust them!" Another alien pulled Shimi back, spinning her around so he could talk to her.

"Look. I need you to go to school with the Mews, learn everything you can about them," Shimi stared into his eyes, searching for something she could stab (figuratively speaking) him with. "Then, get them alone and apart, and kill them one by one. Ena and Fawkes will be there to back you up. Can you do this?" Shimi nodded. She would do it, her own way. (And now we're going to skip to the next day. I don't need to talk about the Mews waking up, finding themselves in normal clothes, and talking with Sumi.)

So, the next day:

"Look class!" The teacher, Marma-sensei, was a new teacher, always cheerful, "-New students! Aren't you happy? Be nice to them. This is Kurai-kun," she said, pointing to Zor, "Shimi-san," pointing to Kurai, "and Zor-kun!"

"I'm Zor-san," Zor said, "but thank-you Merma."

"It's Marma," muttered the sensei, blushing heavily. She didn't care that Zor wasn't respecting her. Shimi, Kurai, and Zor sat in the back. Ichigo and Lettuce were freaking out, Sumi was asleep. The aliens were in their class!

Ichigo was trying to be cautious. She didn't know what the aliens were planning, hanging around her school. There was another new girl, but she was very nice, with a big smile. Right away, Ichigo had become friends with her. She invited her new friend to hang out with her during lunch.

"This is Minto-san, Lettuce-san, and Sumi," Ichigo pointed out her friends, "Guys, this is my new friend, Ena-san!" Ena bowed, Sumi hugged her, as the other Mews said hello. They sat down to eat. Ena was smart enough not to eat the food Sumi offered to her. They talked a little bit, while they were being watched. As the girls headed back to the school building, Ena stopped and turned, to talk with their stalker.

"I can handle this, Fawkes-san," Ena sighed. Fawkes did not answer. Among the girls she was supposed to destroy was someone she knew well. That person could not be a Mew.

"I recognize Mew Minto, Mew Lettuce, and Mew Ichigo, but who is this Sumi?" Fawkes came out of hiding.

"No idea. They didn't tell me about her, other than we aren't to hurt her, because she isn't important." Fawkes nodded, her eyes stone. She would not blow her cover. For now, the little girl meant nothing to her.

After school, the gang headed to work. Sumi happily chatted away, and the rest happily ignored her. Fawkes watched from the shadows, a plan hatching in her mind. Time to transform. The Mew Mews were happily unaware. Ichigo realized they were going to be late, and started running. Sumi stiffened, and ran toward her, shoving her out of the way, just as...

"DEATH FIRE!" Ashi-Mew Fawkes lunged out, to see the damage, "Oh. I missed." Sumi stared at her. Something was familiar...while Sumi was not as good at seeing through the disguise as Zor, she could sense something familiar in Ashi-Mew Fawkes.

The other Mews transformed, while Sumi decided to run away. There was a chance this Ashi-Mew did not know her alter ego. Ashi Fawkes fought with the Mews, as Sumi transformed.

"MEW MEW CHERRY METAMORPHOSIS!" Sumi spun around, sakura petals blowing around her. Her eyes changed from blue to green; her hair from purple to pink. Her costume was very...pink and red, and very adorable, with a pink fluffy skirt. Her Mew-mark glowed on her knee, its shape like a fox. Mew Cherry was ready to save her minna!

Ashi Fawkes was prepared for Mew Cherry. "FLAMING LASSO!" Too easy. Mew Cherry's arms were stuck to her sides, with the lasso holding her tight. She could not use her attack! But that was the least of Mew Cherry's problems...

"OW IT BURNS! IT BURNS!" Sumi sobbed.

"Of course it does! It's a flaming lasso!"

"No, no! The sun's in my eyes! My eyes are burning! Ow ow! Waaaaah!" Fawkes sighed. She wasn't getting paid enough. Oh well. Ashi Fawkes teleported away with Mew Cherry, who was now complaining about not being able to eat all tied up.

The alien ship: (which had more aliens than usual on it)

"You captured her?" Shimi was very shocked, so much so that she forgot to glare at the human. Sumi tried to bite through the bars that held her. When that didn't work, she transformed into a fox and curled up and fell asleep.

"Of course I did. I may be a human, but I am still superior to you little aliens," Ashi Fawkes flicked her hair in Shimi's face. Shimi growled, pulling her knives out. Fawkes smiled, and slid her foot back, ready for action. Zor munched on a chicken bone; Kurai sat beside him, eating some crackers.

"Stop that!" commanded the bossy alien. He and Shimi glared at each other, and a jolt when up each others spines. Fawkes turned to stare at Sumi's cage. Something stirred in her eyes. A fox? No one told her Mew Cherry was a fox...She shook her head to clear it, then faced another alien.

"Stop staring at my legs," she commanded, her voice ten times more vicious than usual. The alien fell back, his entire face red. Another alien whacked him. Fawkes then went up to the head alien, the creepy kidnapping pervert.

"You never told me she could turn into a fox."

"That's part of her genetic code. She can also turn into a raven, thanks to us. She's an Ashi Mew also, which means you can't hurt her." Fawkes eyes went blank, and she nodded. It would be simple to kill all her friends, and then give her no option but to fight with them.

"We know their secret," Kisshu, Tart, and Pie appeared in front of them, "They turn into animals and they can't turn back until some one kisses them. So all we need to do is capture them, and put them all in separate cages."

"Traitor!" Kurai put a knife to Kisshu's throat, "We will never trust you! I will not lower myself to work with you."

"Then you're at a loss. It's simple. We all work to get rid of the Mews. As payment, you don't kill the Mews, but leave them to us. You may kill everything else."

"Fine." Shimi made most people faint. Shimi was agreeing to work with human-loving-traitor-aliens. They helped the Mews destroy Deep Blue.

"What? What!" Kurai was flailing his arms, "What are you doing?"

"You guys will get close to the Mews," Shimi ignored Kurai, "at school. Get their guard down, and transform them." The three aliens nodded, and teleported away. Shimi walked over to Sumi's cage. Her aura warned Zor, who quietly left the room. He went to go plug the sleeping Miri's ears.

"Now. That takes care of Mew Cherry not being our ally. But now we need someone to kiss her. Kurai! She's your brat of a girlfriend! Tell her if she doesn't work with us, then I'm killing Mew Zakuro first!" Kurai prodded the sleeping fox, who bit him. Kurai angrily refused to kiss her, after all, she betrayed and bit him! The aliens went out and got a fox, who licked Sumi's mouth. Sumi was not happy when she returned to human form, especially since the aliens had taken away her transformation powers. And while they did not realize, this created disastrous results.

"SUMI? Sumi's Mew Cherry?" Fawkes spun on the alien leader, shaking him very hard. Kurai watched her, then turned to stare at Sumi. Sumi yawned, then starting "nya"ing.

"Do you know her?" The alien asked stupidly.

"Of course I know my-"

"Onee-sama?" Sumi asked, looking at Ashi Fawkes, "You're my onee-sama right?" Fawkes freed Sumi, hugging her tightly and crying. The aliens mouths dropped open again. Some of their mouths were getting bigger and stronger from the exercise. Zor and Miri walked in, just as Fawkes and Sumi were hugging.

"Darn. Real shame. They were both such beautiful women..." Zor sighed, "It's all Kurai's fault for turning her-"

"I did not!" screeched Kurai.

Fin of 5

Sumi: Thanks to everyone who reads and reviews! The author loves it! Yay

Fawkes: Because so many people wish for us to update…

Sumi: (What is this us?) And even though Annkachan's going to kill me…

Fawkes: She didn't bother to read it when she had the chance, so too bad.

Sumi: Sorry it took so long…I almost put chapter 4 up because I had forgotten I had done it…;

Fawkes: You baka…