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I Like to Make Fun of Things

"Oh my gosh, Kurama. This fucking girl is pissing me off." Yusuke glanced to his side, wondering just if Kurama was still listening to him anymore.

"What happened this time?" he sighed. All day he had heard about how Kiriko had agitated the boy over the past week. All he wished to do was be much more than just an ear...much more than just a comrade to complain to on the walk home from school. It was weird, because Yusuke of course didn't even go to school.

"Dude, she like totally was crushing all over me in front of everybody. I was trying to make fun of things, and she kept buggin' me. And how the hell does she know I'm a Spirit Detective?"

Kurama shrugged, "She just knows those things. Thankfully I was smart enough not to talk about being a demon around her."

"You're a demon?" Kiriko squealed, having suddenly appeared behind them. She waved at Yusuke before Kurama could respond and said, "Hey, cutie pie!"

"Uh. S'up."

Kurama echoed a sigh, and remarked, "Onna no ko no FAN wa shousetsu wo kaku koto ga dekinai..."

"WHAT!" Kiriko screeched, "I can't believe you just said that!"

Yusuke scratched his head; "Said...what?"

"Agh! I'll see you later, Yusuke!" she scowled, scrunching her fists and stomping off into the distance.

"Well...whatever," he muttered, looking at Kurama like he was a delicious treat.

Yusuke's House

The boys ate some chips, had tea, and watched a movie. Then they ate some candy, and because it was so sweet, they became really hyper; which was bad because they had already gotten themselves hyper from being around each other.

Atsuko wasn't home, so they were able to goof off as they pleased.

"I'll get ya!" Yusuke remarked, wrestling Kurama and tackling him to the floor of the kitchen.

"Oh, you think so?" quipped the redheaded fox, "Well, I think not!"

During their wrestling match, they didn't hear the door open, and the quiet footsteps of a soon-to-be onlooker.

"Mmm, got you," mused Kurama, licking his lips as he pinned Yusuke against the floor. He and the detective never really sparred...not like Hiei always got the privilege of doing.

"You do," the ebon-locked boy muttered, eyes half-lidded and very scrumptious. Just as they were about to lean in closer to each other; just as they were about to admit their feelings...

"OH. MY. GOD! LEMON!" a girl shouted. The two boys clambered off of each other and stood, only to find Kiriko holding a yellow fruit in her hand like it were a skull, and she was some sort of Shakespearian actress.

"How the hell did you get in here!" exclaimed the detective.

"Um, demonic powers?" she replied sarcastically.

Kurama rolled his eyes; "Give me a break..."

"No, seriously..." Kiriko paused, letting her eyes glow a bright ember green, and then continued as they faded back to her normal color; "Demonic powers."

"Great. So I'm sleeping with a demon..." Yusuke exhaled harshly, placing his forehead into his hands. Kiriko perked up with interest, as did Kurama.

"What!" declared Kurama, "What happened between you two!

The girl almost told Kurama the truth, that nothing had happened, but Yusuke interrupted her with, "Isn't that what's supposed to happen with this whole spiel?"

Kurama stammered, "Er, no!" With a quick glare of his eyes, Kiriko knew who this Shuichi was, and then high-tailed it out of there. He was the infamous Youko Kurama! It was best to leave those two alone.

The fox shook his head; "Yusuke, just because some beautiful damsel suddenly enters you life, wanting to sleep with you, doesn't mean that you should. For goodness' sake, Yusuke!"

"But aren't you a beautiful damsel?" Yusuke replied, his eyebrows lifting curiously. He turned on the radio to set the mood while he waited for Kurama's shock to end. The pretty voice of a girl played over the airwaves, and Yusuke sang along in his head with the lyrics.

"Chiiii-Paaaaah! Tama bu-oOok-ko...Roshite yaru yo..."

"I am?" Kurama uttered, stepping closer to Yusuke as they had been before.

"Mmm...hmmm." Yusuke hummed, "Chippatama bukkoroshite yaru yo!" And they leaned in for a kiss. As their lips parted, they heard a knock at the door.

"It's me! Lemme in!"

To Be Continued...

Author's Note

Zelia: YAY. Another chappie! If you read, please review, please? I wanna know what you all think of the plot so far!

Ailez: Yeah, we do.

Hiei: Hn.

Ailez smacks Hiei.

Ailez: BOO! Go cry some black tear gems now!

Hiei: When have you ever seen proof that I can cry tear gems...?

Kurama: Apparently I have, during one of our rumored encounters.

Kurama shrugs.