Chapter 13: Not at Home
"Knock, knock, Smaug. Are you at home?" asked Bilbo in a sweet innocent voice. "I have come back, honey bun."
There was no answer. Bilbo pondered, took a torch and ventured down to the main hall. Nop! Smaug had left town.
"Yippee! The old sticko, gaybird left town. Plunder time!" yelled Bilbo excitedly.
The dwarves decided to have a party (Bertha poster included), and they did so.