The return of the Fourth!
I don't know why someone hasn't done a one-shot like this before, so I thought I'd be the first! Enjoy! Remember: this is a ONE SHOT! Don't review asking me to continue, cause I won't! I hate that, It's so obvious that it's a one-shot.
All the teams were assembles in a large training yard, waiting for Tsunade's latest missions. All except Kakashi, who would be late, and oddly enough, Naruto.
"I never should of sent Kakashi to get my papers." Tsunade muttered to herself from under a shady tree.
"Hello everyone!" Kakashi appeared beside Gai and Tsunade and waved, with aforementioned papers.
"You're late!" Tsunade, Sakura, Kiba, Ino and Kurenai yelled at Kakashi, successfully making him back away.
"INDEED, MY RIVAL!" Gai boomed, then began to cry. "YOU ARE STYLISHLY LATE AS USUAL! DAMN YOU AND YOUR COOLNESS!"
"What where you saying, Gai?" Kakashi jokingly asked, making Gai cry more. "Sorry everyone. On the way back I had to stop and help an old lady get her pet out of a tree."
When no shouts of 'Lair!' from Naruto came, Kakashi ploughed on. "I would of been here sooner, but her pet happened to a rabid goldfish. So I had to go to the vets and get a rabies shot." When no one yelled at him Kakashi was surprised.
"What have I told you before? A shinobi must never be late. And that was a lie, and you know it." A familiar voice said coolly from behind Kakashi.
Kakashi suddenly stopped and slowly turned, noticing everyone was staring behind him. He saw a blond figure, flamed coat barely hiding his Jounin jacket, leaning against the tree. The figure looked up, directly at Kakashi, and gave him a large grin.
"Sensei?" Kakashi whispered, eye bugging out.
"The fourth?" Tsunade gasped and everyone stared at the dead hero.
Kakashi fainted.
The fourth Hokage gave a roaring laugh as he stepped out from under the tree. Suddenly he put his hands together and there was a poof of ninja smoke.
When the smoke cleared it revealed Naruto, with a large grin on his face. "HA!" He laughed and pointed to Kakashi's dead body. "SERVES YOU RIGHT FOR BEING LATE ALL THE TIME, BAKA-SENSEI!"
"YOU IDIOT" Tsunade bashed Naruto around the head, sending him flying into a tree at the other end of the training yard. "I thought I was out of a job!"
"But that was a good jutsu, ne?" Naruto laughed from his hole in a tree trunk.
"What sort of jutsu was that? A Henge?" Kiba laughed as he, Akamaru and Kurenai poked at Kakashi with sticks and everyone was just getting out of their shock.
"Nope. Ageing jutsu!" Naruto grinned revealing a missing tooth. "Found it in a book one day. I've been dieing to try it out!"