Hiei's Jaded Dragon: "Ah, I'm almost done with my homework, so I figured I'd type the next chapter of my fic. Life's been messed-up lately and I write to keep my sanity. People seem to really like this fic."

Hiei: "Onna quit being delusional, no one likes your story. They're just bored and if they seriously like it then they're probably as moronic as you are."

Me: "Hm, you just never learn do you Hiei? Guess I'll have to make this a chapter contain some awkward moments between you and Talia. You should've kept quiet." I laugh evilly.

Hiei: "I DESPISE YOU!"

Me: "And? What are you going to do about it?"

Hiei: Mumbles "Women are evil."

karuto-chan: "Evil is the best type. Yukina might get what she wants and she gets even more evil as the story goes on."

Jessica: "It's going to be a bumpy ride for Hiei."

bowserjr: "I try and be original. "I liked Hiei's thoughts too."

Shadow-Seeker-13: "Thanks and I'll update soon."

Boton-Hiei-Daughter: "Ouch a broken hand hurts. The only thing I've ever broken is my nail. And bowserjr liked that line too."

Princess Krysyal01: "Just for you, I changed the chapter's title. I couldn't think up a good one at the time and I really like yours."

Night-Owl123: "Glad you like reading this story and I HATE HOMEWORK!"

Maborshi Kaji- "You're as dirty minded as I am. Yeah!!! The two do fall for each other and I think you'll like this chapter's events."

hiei-luver 168 : " That fox is super determined. Thanks for the compliment."

Jesse: "That damn fox is trying his best to bust poor Hiei. And I love making Kurama try to get Hiei to tell the truth."

Lil KaWaIi AzN PrInCeSs: "Torturing Hiei is fun."

Dragonkit: "Kurama's too smart for his own good. He makes Hiei's life hell in this fic."

LeaMarie F. rocket: "Poor, poor, poor Hiei and Kurama's not a light sleeper."

Moonbeam: "I'm putting up this chapter so that I'm not accused of ANOTHER murder. . .I swear I didn't run over that guy 10 times! Hehe."

KayHiei: "Those two are going to have a hard time getting out of this one. And I've noticed people love to torture Hiei."

Hiei-lonewolf: "you'll have to read to see how they get out of !!!"

Katana-Jake: "Wow is a good word. And just outta curiosity are your initials J. H. Because i knew a Jake and you sound like him:"

Psycho 24: "Yeah Hiei should tell the truth but he's too stubborn."

Borris: "Hiei's going to need a bull dozer to dig himself out of this! And yes my Microsoft Word keeps saying Hiei is an incorrect spelling. Guess I'll have to add hie name.

Hiei's fire Dragon girl: "You're defiantly not a Kurama fan. No Kurama fan would call him an ass hole. And they're both screwed because of the fox and Yukina."

"Talking"

/Telepathy/

-Thoughts-

(Comments)

Everyone was now in the living room watching InuYasha. It was about ten o' clock.

"Hey sorry but I gotta get home. I wouldn't want to impose. Hiei are you coming with me?" asks Talia. /Say yes. Then they'll think we slept together but in reality you'll just sleep in the room I've given you at my house./

(The dialogue in / . . ./ is a telepathic message between characters that only those characters can hear. No one else knows what she just said to Hiei.)

"Yeah let's get going." Replies Hiei. /Good idea./

-No they're about to go. This will ruin my plans of exposing Hiei. -Thinks the fox and the ice Koorime.

"Wait Hiei, it's late. Do you really want to go? I'd like it best if you and Talia stayed the night. Then I'd know you were safe." Says the ice maiden with her sweet caring tone. -I know that because he's my brother he'll not wish to disappoint me, meaning he'll stay.-

-Thank you Yukina. You're probably the only one who could make Hiei stay.- Thinks Kurama.

"Um ok Yukina." Says Hiei.

/What do you mean by ok? If we stay, we'll have to share a bed. Just tell her no./ Responds Talia.

/I can't say no, she's my sister./ Replies Hiei

/We are not staying. You hear me---NO!/ Says Talia.

/Yes!/ Says Hiei.

/No!/ Says Talia.

/Yes!/Says Hiei.

/No!/ Says Talia.

/Yes!/ Says Hiei.

/No!/ Says Talia.

/Yes!/ Says Hiei.

/Yes!/ Says Talia.

/No!/ Says Hiei.

/Ok then no it is./ Says Talia while smirking.

/That's not fair. Now stay or I'll get you to stay by doing the pout./ Answers Hiei.

/You'd really do the pout in front of your friends and embarrass the hell outta yourself just to make me stay to keep your sister happy? That's pretty crappy./ Replies Talia.

/Well then what the hell am I supposed to do?/ Asks Hiei.

/Fine I'll stay but only because you'd trick me into staying with the puppy pout. You owe me big time Hiei. And I'm sleeping on one side of the bed with you on the other side of the bed./ Says Talia.

"Sure Yukina, we'd love to stay. But since you're about my size, do you have some clothes I could borrow to sleep in?" Asks Talia. -Can't believe what I'm doing.-

"Sure. Why don't you go take a shower and when you're done, I'll have Hiei give you some of my clothes." Replies the Koorime -I have an outfit she can wear. Hope she likes showing off in front of her 'mate.' Mahahahaha!-

"Thanks Yukina. Could you show me where the restroom is?" Asks Talia.

"Certainly. Follow me. " Says Yukina.

Yukina takes Talia to the restroom and gives her a towel. The Koorime then goes to her room and picks out Talia's outfit. Everyone else is still watching TV. Talia takes a 30 minute shower and then Tele-email's Hiei to hand her some clothes. Hiei asks Yukina where they are and she hands him a bag saying the clothes are inside. Hiei doesn't bother looking in the bag because he trusts his sister's judgment. He knocks on the door and Talia reaches out and grabs the bag. (He doesn't see anything.)He's about to walk away when . . . he hears Talia screaming at him in his head.

/Hiei what the fuck is this?!/ Asks an angry Talia.

/What do you mean? It's your clothes to sleep in./ Answers an annoyed Hiei.

/Come here. Did you look at the clothes in the bag? I want you to see them./ Says Talia as she sticks her hand outside the door handing Hiei the bag.

Hiei reluctantly opens it and turns bright red when he does. Inside the bag is an extremely revealing ice blue negligee. (One of those bra combo things with a see-through covering and little fo-fur on the top.)

/What the hell is MY sister doing with this? The tags are still on so she's never worn it but why would she but this? She can't really expect you to wear this can she?/ Asks Hiei.

/Yes she does. You told her we're mates you dumb-dumb. This is what women wear to impress their man. It's very common in the Ningenkai. And there's no way in hell I'm wearing this!/ Says Talia.

So she puts her work outfit back on and goes back to the den.

Meanwhile:

Yukina has went to her room, Keiko fell asleep on the couch, and Kuwabara is in his room thinking about how freaky it is that his love is related to Hiei. The others begin to talk of their situation.

"That girl is smart. She came up with a counter lie for each one of Kurama's questions." Says Shizuru.

"It's hard to believe Hiei found someone to pull this off. No matter what we come up with, she has something to block it with." Says Yusuke.

"True but in two days after I whip up that potion, we'll know the truth" Exclaims the fox.

"You know we might be able to figure out that tonight. All we have to do is see if she sleeps next to him. If she doesn't then she's probably not his mate." Replies Boton.

"Boton that's an excellent idea." Says Kurama.

Shortly after, they see Yukina walk in and sit down. A few minutes later, Talia and Hiei walk in. They all notice she's still wearing her same outfit.

"Why aren't you wearing the night gown I gave you?" Asks Yukina. -If she were really my brother's mate, she'd wear that night gown.-

"I wanted to say good night to everyone and didn't think it was appropriate to wear it front of everybody." Responds Talia. -I think she's testing us. She most likely knows I'm not his mate and is trying to expose us so she can be with him. But she can't be with him because she's his sister. This is just like a damn soap opera.-

"Ok." Says Yukina.-Couldn't of Hiei picked a stupid girl? Why did he have to find a smart one?-

"Well goodnight everyone." Says Talia.

"What did you mean not appropriate?" Asks Yusuke with a perverted grin.

Out of nowhere, Keiko in her sleep, slaps Yusuke and screams "Pervert!"

"Owww. Even when asleep she hits me." Says Yusuke while rubbing his cheek.

"I have a pretty blue revealing night gown that Kazuma gave me, except I can't fill it out right but I bet she can." Answers Yukina.

-Gggrrrr. I shall murder that perverted baka for giving that to MY sister! He will die a slow, no make that a very very slow and painful death filled with torture!- Thinks an angry fire demon.

-If Talia wears the gown, then she could be Hiei's mate but I bet my entire collection of stolen goods she doesn't. Tonight I'll go see if my suspicions are true.- Thinks the fox.

Talia and Hiei then leave and go to the bedroom Genkai lets him use. Hiei shuts the door and the two contemplate their situation.

"Hiei why was I given this outfit?" Asks Talia. -I am so not wearing this. Yukina gave it to me to test our relationship. I'm beginning to dislike her but Hiei doesn't think she could do such a thing. They are related and I bet she's more like him than he realizes.-

"I don't know but it seems you have to wear it." Answers Hiei casually. -Damn fox, he knows that if she doesn't wear it, she's not my mate. And if she's not my mate, he'll tell Yukina and then I'll have to tell her something so I don't have to be her mate. And the only something I can think of without hurting her feelings is I'm her brother but I can't tell her that either. - (He's reading Kurama's mind.)

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY I HAVE TO WEAR IT?! Are you some type of secret pervert who really wants nothing more than to see girls in lingerie?" Screams Talia.

"No I'm not. I don't want to see you in that. . ." Says Hiei before being interrupted. -Oops wrong thing to say.-

"Are you saying I'm ugly and can't wear this?" She asks while pretending to be hurt. -I know he means because I'm his friend but I love messing with his head and getting him to say stupid stuff.-

"No you're not ugly. . . it's cause you're my friend and it would be weird. . ." He replies as he hears laughter. -This is an awkward moment. I just called my friend not ugly so that makes her pretty and . . .bad thoughts.-

After reoveing form her fit of giggle, Talia says, "You're so easy to mess with. I know what you mean to say. But why do I have to wear it? No one will know if I do or don't."

"I read the fox's mind and he's planning to sneak in our room during the middle of the night and check on us. If you're not wearing it, he'll have proof we're not really mates." Answers Hiei.

"Oh. Hey since you can read minds, read your sisters. It was her doing that's making me wear this. I think she's up to no good." Says Talia.

"No not Yukina, she's too sweet to be cunning. And, she's my sister. I could never invade her mind. But I'll read the minds of everyone who knows of her being my sister." Says Hiei as he reads Kurama's Shizuru's, Yusuke's, Boton's, and Genkai's mind. He finds they have said nothing to Yukina.

(He doesn't read Keiko's or Kuwabara's mind because he thinks they don't know anything.)

"Ok, but only because I don't want you to look stupid and by association myself, will I wear this awful thing." Replies Talia. –Its getting progressively more complicated…-

"How did you like that? I thought it was good. Anyway read and review."