Hiei's Jaded Dragon: "I can update woo-hoo. I am crazy boo-hoo. I lost my brain this morning what to do? I've had sugar yes I have. A whole lotta it I'm fricken mad. I should stop singing it's fucking sad."
Hiei: "How many candy bars did you eat this time you crack-head?"
Me: "One. . .and seven sodas, two boxes of peeps, some sweet snow, and a lollipop."
Hiei: "You're pitiful."
Me: "Oh just for that short-stuff I'm going to. . ." I whisper something in his ear.
Hiei: ". . . No you can't. That's wrong beyond reason. If you do that everyone will think I'm a pervert and you can't. That's too sick even for you."
Me: "Sorry but it must be done to teach you a lesson. Besides it's funny and the readers like funny stuff."
Hiei: "Don't or else I'll. . ."
Me: "Or else what? You can't stop me from writing so nah!" I stick my tongue out.
Hiei: " Hn, the baka authoress owns nothing not even her life for I am about to take that away as well."
Me: Mutters "I'd like to see you try."
Borris: "I thought having the baka give it to her would be funny . . .and I love Hiei's line about killing him."
maborshi kaji: "I changed the name of chapter 5 because a reviewer gave me a better idea. Hiei would never guess how his sister can act and Talia does like Hiei but doesn't fully realize it yet."
bowserjr: "Read your story loved it and glad you love mine too." : )
Boton-Hiei-Daughter: "They're jerks but it helps Hiei and Talia get closer."
Princess Krystal: "Your welcome and poor naive Hiei."
Katana-Jake: "Yeah maybe he does get a mate. . .or at least we get humor. And of course you sound like yourself everyone sounds like themselves."
Jessica: "Thanks for reviewing."
Hiei-lonewolf: "It's slow but I'm building up the story for chapter six."
Lil KaWaIi AzN PrInCeSs: "Thanks and since you want to torture the baka, I'll make sure he gets it."
Kay Hiei: "Hiei's probably six feet under and counting. . .wonder when he'll reach the other side of the world?"
Kurama-Haku: "Thanks."
Anonymous Hiei Fan: "Why do you call yourself anonymous?"
Night-Owl 123: "H.J.D. (Me) is glad you love this. Update A.S.A.P."
Pshcho24: "Yes and its hilarious. Yukina at a strip bar. . .ooh I got an idea!"
IceGoddessII: "We are lazy once you think about it. I'll update as soon as I finish my homework . . .it's EVIL" Oh and love your name."
Shadow-Seeker-13: "I luv ooc-ness, it's funny. Update soon."
Kimby: "She's going to wear it and it leads to some interesting developments to say the least. It wasn't smart of Yukina to say Kuwabara had given it to her but it gives Hiei a chance to beat the crap outta him. Happy yous happy. Bye."
Chow-chow: "You left your e-mail so do I e-mail you back. . .cause I did that once and the person freaked out. Weird huh?"
Vash-lover9: "Oh I loooove Vash the Stampede. Guess you're a fan too? Sometimes my friends say I'm kinky and have bad thoughts but I don't care, I hate plastic dish wear! I swear it's the sugar talking. And I'll type as fast as I can."
Ryoki Hirousuke: "I'll update A.S.A.P.. What's the deal with all these "I'll die if you don't update" threats?! Oh well they show I'm loved. Humor rules and craving it is a disease, I'm infected too. That fox is too smart and Hiei has to suffer but it's funny for us."
Vixen-Kitsunea: "I'll defiantly write more about hot Hiei. . ."
"Talking"
/Telepathy/
-Thoughts-
(Comment)
With Our Couple:
The two sit down on Hiei's bed for a moment and just stare at the ceiling. Neither knows what to say to the other.
"Um Hiei turn around so I can change into this . . .this thingy." Says Talia nervously.
"Sure" Replies Hiei as he turns around and takes off his shirt.
Talia changes and quickly slips under the covers.
"Ok you can turn around now." She says.
Hiei turns and climbs into the bed. He lies on the other side of the bed and there is an awkward silence for about ten minutes.
"Ok so this is all I have to do right? Since you've been my friend since we were five, it's kinda strange." Says Talia.
"The fox is thinking that for us to truly be mates we should share a bed, you wear that thingy, and we lay next to one another. So should scoot closer together?" Asks Hiei.
". . .Fine but I'm not doing anything else. Most friends wouldn't do this. We're like best friends with benefits." Replies Talia with a grin.
They scoot closer and lie next to one another.
"Hiei you are lost aren't you? Don't you know that couples lie like this?" Says Talia as she moves round.
She lies on her side, turns to face him, (He's laying on his side too.) and puts his arm on her back. But as she's doing this, her 'outfit' shows and Hiei can see a lot of cleavage and because of the way she's moving, her boobs are moving also. He just stares at her chest.
( I'm a very very blunt person. I hate when writers write "He was looking at her you know what or she was touching that area". . just write the word out. It saves time plus I'm not going to do that. If I mean boobs, I say boobs ok? If you don't like it too bad. Oh and Hiei is a guy so just remember that given the chance any man will look at some girls boobs. Trust me on that one. Even Ned Flanders from the Simpsons looks at that hot movie star girlfriend of his.)
Talia begins to notice that Hiei isn't looking at her face but a bit lower. That's when she figures out what he's doing and . . .
-Oh my god. He's starring at my boobs. He's Hiei, Hiei doesn't do that--- or does he? Over the past eleven years I've known him (She met him at five, she's now six-teen.) we have wound up in some weird situations--- maybe he does it on purpose. No he can't he's my friend only. . .right?- Thinks Talia.
-This is weird. I can't stop looking at her chest. She looks good in this outfit. . wait those are bad thoughts. I must end them now before my demonic instincts take over and make me do something stupid. Too late.- Thinks Hiei as he leans over and wraps his arm around her waist.
"Hiei what are you doing?" Asks Talia. -He's so close and so warm. I love the warm. (She's half fire demon-I'll explain later.) And he's muscular, I like this.-
They just sit like that for five minutes before he leans in to kiss her. It wasn't a peck but a kiss, tongue and all. Hiei's demonic instincts had taken over. A viable mate was in reach and seemed to be reciprocating. She had her hands wrapped around his neck and his were on her waist. They kept at it for a long time, even after someone knocked on the door and opened the door. Finally they broke apart to see Yukina and Keiko in the doorway.
"Uh, Hiei you um, stink so… go and take a shower." -That was nice but totally wrong. I need to think. I have to get him away from me for a little while.- "Hi Yukina. Hi Keiko. What's up?"
-She was making out with my brother! Maybe I have a sister-in-law after all. No, she's just acting again. Whoa and she's wearing that nightgown. If I didn't know better, I'd honestly believe they were mates. - "Hello Talia. How are you and Hiei doing?"
"Just fine. Um Hiei was about to go take a shower and I'm going to relax. . .so what did you two want?" Asks Talia. -Please leave like now!-
"Um we wondering what you did to get Hiei to like you? He's not that loving type so what did you do?" Asks Keiko. (Remember her and Yukina are working together to expose Hiei and Talia.)
"Well when I was five we meet. He worked with some thieves then and being the only one small enough to fit through the holes in the barrier, he had to come over to the human world and get things and talk with some of the thieves 'clients' and do business. He was only about five (He's like three months older than Talia and in my fic, he's 16.) then and I saw him outside my window and he looked lost. Apparently he had been told to find an address but not knowing the Ningenkai well enough he was lost. I opened my window and said I could help. He noticed I was a demon so he went in. After that, he always come and stay with me when he had to come to the Ningenkai. At about fourteen, he left the bandits and stole that thing from Koenma. Now he works with the others so I see more of him. A while back we got closer, so now I'm his mate." Says Talia.
(Ok everything she said up until I'm his mate is true for my fic only. Other people have different versions of Hiei staying with the thieves. The show never talks about his past much.)
"What lovely story." Says Yukina. -Hm, lovely lie.-
"Well if's that's all thanks for the gown and goodnight." Replies Talia. -Weird people asking too many questions. Like it's any of their business.-
"Goodnight" The girls reply as they leave. -We're going to have to sneak back later and check on them.-
-Yah! They're gone. Now what just happed between me and Hiei? We are defiantly more than just friends. And I think I think I like him or was it just because he started it? So confusing. I know everything about him and he knows everything about me. He can be a lot of fun when you know how to mess with him and he's never been mean to me so why not like him? He'd hot, he's got a good body, and he's not stupid. But what if what he did was just out of demonic instinct? I don't want to rush things cause what just happened was a little fast. Hope no other weird moments happen during the night since I can barely cope with what just happened.-
With Hiei:
He has gone to the restroom that's connected to his room and is taking a shower. -How could I have done that to my best friend? What was I thinking?! I wasn't thinking it was these damn demonic instincts right? Or was it something else? This is confusing and I don't like it. This is why I hate feelings, I can never figure out what they mean.- He finishes and puts on his boxers and pants, then he walks to his room and lays down on his bed.
There is about thirty minutes of silence. Finally they both say at almost the same time. . ."I'm sorry."
"Huh?" They say again simultaneously.
"Ok why don't we just forget what happened and go to sleep." Says Talia.
Both lay down and Hiei lightly wraps his arm around her to create the illusion of them really being together. (Sure it's just an illusion?) They fall asleep in about twenty minutes and completely forget about Kurama coming to "check up" on them. An hour later the crafty fox, quietly opens their door (He leaves it open or the noise might wake them up.) and grows a vine in his hand. He lets the vine crawl up the wall and lifts himself up too. He's on the ceiling now. Because Hiei and Talia are covered up, he can't tell if they're next to one another so he lets some of his leaves go down and pulls off the cover a little bit.
What he doesn't know is that everyone in the house had basically the same idea. Boton had snuck in after him and was hiding under a small table, Yusuke had come in and hid in the closet with the door open a bit, Yukina and Kuwabara came in next and slipped under the bed after they saw someone move, and Keiko had tip-toed in and hid in the restroom with the door slightly ajar. Everyone was too busy to notice anyone else. They all thought they were going to catch the two sleeping separately and Talia not wearing her outfit. How wrong they were.
After about two minutes of careful watching, Kurama had managed to pull the covers back a little. Unfortunately the end of one of his leaves had touched Talia's face. She woke up immediately and sat up. Everyone thought they had been caught. She also hears a sneeze, a giggle, and someone bumping into something. Talia reaches over and shakes Hiei awake.
She whispers "Hiei, I think there's someone in this room. Use your Jagan eye to check it out."
"Hn fine." Says Hiei sleepily while yawning. He unwraps his bandana and searches the room. "Hm, you're right. Turn on the light." /I told you we'd be having visitors tonight. Now act all mad and shocked about what they did./
/Alright one mad fake mate coming up. Anything else?"/ Asks Talia telepathically.
/Hn, scream and flip out. Oh and when you first see them make your eyes get big and let your mouth hang open for a moment. I'll give them my trademark glare./ Replies Hiei.
/Good plan./ Says Talia as she reaches over and turns on the lamp next to the bed.
The light turns on and the two find Kurama hanging from the ceiling suspended by a large vine. They see Boton's kimono sticking out from under the table, Yusuke's foot, Kuwabara's hand, and Keiko's eyes. Talia lets her mouth hang open for about a minute before screaming her lungs out.
"FUCKING WEIRDOS!!!" She screams.
Hiei glares at everyone and uses his speed and katana to chop down Kurama's vine which causes him to fall on his cute tushie, slices the table in half, which scares Boton shit-less, and slices down the door to the closet and restroom to find Keiko and Yusuke. Then he kicks Kuwabara out from under his bed and is shocked to see Yukina under there as well.
"Yukina what are you doing under my bed?" Says a very confused Hiei. -She's under my bed with the baka! Why?! This is too wrong. I bet he dragged her here but why?-
Everyone looks scared. Talia was pissed off and Hiei looked like he was ready to kill.
He uttered one word "Explain."
"Well you see um I don't know how to say this but. . ."Says Kurama. -Great what to say? If I say because I don't believe him and Talia are mates it would look bad on my part and if Yukina hears . . .oh this is hard. And she's wearing that lingerie! And she was sleeping next to Hiei! Maybe they are mates? No they aren't it's just an elaborate act.-
"Hiei your friends are some type of Psycho Perverts! They were watching us sleep! How weird can you get?" Asks Talia.
"It's not anything like that! We were. . .uh um " Replies Boton. -Oh great now what.-
"If you can explain yourselves I'll calm down. So explain NOW!" Replies Talia.
There was silence and you could hear crickets chirp.
"Ok then out. . .Now!" She says.
Then she sees Yusuke and the guys looking at her funny. It seems they were still in shock about her wearing that outfit next to Hiei.
"Hiei they're looking at me." Exclaims a nervous Talia as she hides under the covers.
"QUIT LOOKING AT MY ONNA." He says with gritted teeth.
They run out and all go to the living room.
Hiei and Talia complement each other on a job well done and go back to sleep. It' about midnight when they go back to la-la land. But Hiei has a different type of la-la land.
Hiei's Dream:
He saw Talia lying down in the clothes Yukina had given her. Yukina was right; Talia did fill it out good. She walked over slowly and grabbed his hand, leading him to the bed and….
"I end there. Mahahahhahahahahhahahahah!!! Hehe a cliffy. Sorry but I'm sleepy so deal with it."