Hiei's Jaded Dragon: "Hello moto. I've gotten into the sugar again. Yum sugary goodness. . ."I drool. "This chappie is crazy. Poor horny Hiei. It's really funny. I love my bunny. . . slippers."
Hiei: "You should cut back on the sugar. And what's this about me being horny?"
Me: "Remember that dream. . ." I whisper to him.
Hiei: ". . .WHAT?!!! HOW COULD YOU?!!! THAT"S JUST PLAIN WRONG!!!"
Me: "So? It's funny."
Hiei: "I will give you a slow and painful death."
Me: "No you won't. Cause you love me."
Hiei: "You really are delusional? Hn, this authoress owns nothing and will never own nothing.
Me: "If I don't own nothing, doesn't that mean I own something?"
Hiei: "Baka."
hiei's lover-hiei is mine-Arwen: "Curse irony. . .but I love irony. I'll write more about Hiei and I'm totally evil."
bowserjr: "Loved your fic. And thanks for all the compliments."
Shadow-Seeker-13: "Thanks and I'll keep writing."
kimby: "Glad you love it and I'll keep it up. Update really soon."
Kay Hiei: "Glad you think Talia and Hiei make a great team and couple."
Princess Krystal: "What does LOLZ mean?"
Maborshi Kaji: "The others can't believe that Hiei has a mate. And for Hiei those are GOOD dreams. Talia is going to join the team with a mission but that's for the sequel. Guess great minds think alike. I'm putting that on a sequel because there's no way I'd be able to fit the mission in with my original summary (They only let you use 250 letters).
Katana Jake: "Well Hiei gets even badder . . . Hehe"
Anonymous Hiei Fan101: "I don't know why I do stuff either. I'll update soon."
Thia: "I was tired. I had to stop typing. Glad you like the story line and I think that people should stop making Yukina so dumb. I'll keep up the good work hopefully."
Jessica: "I'll update A.S.A.P. and thanks for reviewing."
Night-Owl123: "One update A.S.A.P. coming right up."
Hiei's fire dragon girl: ""In most animes demons do claim mates by biting them. It never mentions it in Yu Yu Hakusho but I love the idea. And in one myth, demons have instincts that cause them to do certain things. Demons aren't prone to being loving, so the little love they do have is primarily out of instinct."
ojosnergo: "I love funny and glad you and everyone else loves my fic."
Chow-Chow Binks: "I'll check put your fice, glad you think this is the best you've ever read, and yes it will lead to a lemon. (Correct me if I'm wrong but a lemon is a sex scene?")
Suhan: "Hilarious? Cool. Thanks for the compliment and I mainly write humor fics. Well I did until they deleted my previous account. Curse them!"
Hiei-lonewolf: "In reality, everybody is perverted. I'll continue for sure."
Jagan I: "Couldn't stop reading. .. you must really like it. And if your dying maybe I should update for legal purposes . . .Hehe." : )
Psycho 24: "Dreams do come true. . Mahahahahhahahah!!!!!!!!"
Jessica flores aka Jesse: "Hiei and Talia rock and Kurama is sorta like the bad guy, who's really the good guy trying to bust them. Happy you love this."
Kayoko: "Cute? Cool."
malbell: "I'll write more to save you from dying. Bye."
"Talking"
/Telepathy/
-Thoughts-
(Comments)
The little voice in your head
WARNING: "I'm continuing the dream and it's a bit nasty. So if you don't like lemons and stuff cease reading at once. Oh and now italics are like the character's conscience."
Hiei's Dream:
He saw Talia lying down in the clothes Yukina had given her. Yukina was right; Talia did fill it out good. She walked over slowly and grabbed his hand, leading him to the bed and….
She laid him down on the bed. She got on top of him on all fours, and gave him a kiss. When she broke away he was breathless.
"How did you like that Hiei?" Asks Talia seductively.
"Uh-huh."He Replies.
She leans over and starts undressing him. When she's done, she removes her clothing. He passionately kisses her neck and she moans. He squeezes a breast as she mounts him. He enters her slowly and then they begin to have sex.
End Of His Little Wet Dream And Back To Reality:
Our fake couple is sleeping peacefully. Both are lying on their sides and Hiei has his arm around her waist. But due to Hiei's trip to la-la land, some strange things happen. Talia is woken up be something or in this case someone, steadily rocking back and fourth behind her. It keeps bumping into her, so she sleepily says "Quit it." After this continues for another few minutes she is fully awake.
-Huh? What the fuck is going on? Who keeps bumping into me and what is that long hard thing that keeps poking me? Uh, what a way to be woken up."- She thinks.
She reaches down and grabs the 'thing' poking her. She was right about one thing, IT was a Thing!
-Oh god! Ooooh god! Hiei is behind me, doing some type of sleep-fuck! This is disturbing! And I just touched his dick! Eeep! So wrong. But why? Doesn't he know what he's doing? He's sleep-fucking his best friend and I'm wearing very little clothing! And to top it all off, his little friend is hard so that means he's horny. . . for me! I have to move away from him before anything else happens.- Talia tries to pry Hiei off of her but his grip is too strong.
-Shit! He's got a bear like grip. I can't get away! But why would you want to? He is cute and you do like him, so why not let this continue? No it must end. This isn't right. He doesn't know what he's doing. It just male hormones! Maybe but for him to be turned on the way he is, he has to be attracted to someone nearby and the only someone is you. Uh. . .Your just saying that so shut-up!- Thinks a confused Talia.
She then tries to wake Hiei up."Hiei wake up." She says as she tries to shake him awake.
But he doesn't return from his dream. Instead it seems like his grip is tighter and he starts to moan. -Just great now he's enjoying this. But it's not so bad . . . I guess I could handle this. Better not tell Hiei though, he might get embarrassed or he'd act all strange again.- She thinks.
Hiei starts moving faster and he's getting exited, really really excited! Then Talia feels that the sheets are wet. He had released all over the bed.
-Eeeewww! Who the hell is so great that Hiei, the cold-hearted Hiei, is dreaming about having sex with them and is this horny? Stupid it's you. Who else would it be? Na-uh it can't be. . could it?- Thinks Talia.
He stops, opens his eyes, and yawns. "Why are the sheets wet Talia?" He asks.
She has freaked out and is now pretending to be asleep. -I can't let him know I know what he just did and didn't stop him! I tried but. . . I accomplished nothing.- She thinks.
Hiei, believing her to be asleep, looks under the covers and sees that the wetness has come from him. He had a little accident. That's when he remembered the dream. -Oh shit. I dreamed about having sex with my best friend and I was so into it, I released and I'm still hard! Oh fuck! Good thing she's asleep or this would be awkward. I shouldn't have had that dream. That dream was bad. . . I should not think like that ever! Why not? She's gorgeous and she actually cares for you. And that dream tells all. . .You love her, you want to be with her, hell you even want to fuck her! SHUT UP! Hn, better change these sheets.- Thinks Hiei as he gets up and removes most of the covers.
Figuring he can't take the all the sheets off without Talia getting up, he picks her up (Remember she's only pretending to be asleep) and sets her down on a small futon. He puts the sheets in the hamper and replaces them with fresh ones. Then he grabs Talia and gently lays her back down on the bed. He's still wet, so he goes and takes a quick shower. He finishes and lies back down because it's four in the morning.
With Everybody Else:
After Talia yelled at them, they all went to their rooms and tried to sleep. Most were too busy thinking about what happened to fall asleep but by two, everyone was asleep.
Later at six in the morning, the fox and Yukina woke up. Both thought it would be wise to stay out of the couple's room. Yukina made breakfast and Kurama sat at the table deep in thought.
-That girl was sleeping next to Hiei and she was wearing what Yukina gave her. He even had his arm around her! Maybe she really could be his mate and their story is true. . .No I bet he read my mind and got her to play along. But what of he threatened her into going along with this? I might have to talk to her alone and get some answers. But last night, why were Yukina, Kuwabara, and Keiko in the room? They don't know about Yukina being Hiei's sister so why? Might have to ask Yukina about that.- "Yukina why were you in Hiei's room last night?" Asks a clever fox.
"I don't believe she is Hiei's mate and I had to know." She says.
-Should I tell her the truth about her being related to Hiei? No he must tell her.- Thinks Kurama.
"Oh. I had the same reason for being there as well."
After he says that, the rest of everyone comes down. They could all smell Yukina's delicious cooking. Everyone except Hiei and Talia.
"Those two must be having some fun cause Hiei never sleeps this late." Says Yusuke before Keiko hits him in the back of the head and mutters "Hentai."(I believe that's Japanese for pervert. I heard it being used but wouldn't know, cause I'm Hispanic.)
They are all enjoying breakfast, when they hear a knock at the temple door. Kurama goes and answers the door to find a beautiful girl about his height with waist length silver hair and matching eyes.
"Um excuse me but have you seen two extremely short people. One is named Talia and she's got orange hair and has the disease of obsessive compulsive lying and the other is called Hiei and he's got an attitude that's too big for a guy that small. They should be flirting without realizing it and then claiming their 'just friends'." Replies the girl. -Oh he's cute fox.-
"Yes we do but their asleep. Who might you be? And my name is Kurama." He answers. -She knows the two of them. Great, maybe I can get her to tell me everything. Hm Talia is known for lying. I knew she was acting but she also said they flirt a lot and say their just friends. . . hm better think some more. This girl is a vixen and she's exceptionally beautiful. Where did that thought come from? It must be Yoko.-
"I am Kira (Say Kai-ra to pronounce her name) and I happen to be Talia's sister. We're not related by blood but only be marriage. I sensed her and her little boyfriend's power over here so I came to see them. May I come in?" She asks. -Love his hair.-
"Certainly. Why don't you join me for a little chat about your little sister since she and Hiei are asleep?" He Says. -Perfect. Her sister should know just about everything about her.-
"Sure but she's actually MY BIG sister even though I'm taller. Funny huh?" Says Kira.
Kurama laughs and says "Would you like some tea while we talk?"
"That sounds good. I've been in the Makai for three months now and a nice cup of tea would be wonderful."She says.
The others come in and wonder who she is.
"Everyone, I'd like you to meet Kira, Talia's sister. She's come looking for her and her mate." Replies the fox.
"What do mean by mate? My sister doesn't have a mate does she?" -Ok what has my sister been up to?-
-I knew it was a sham. Those two are liars.- Thinks everyone.
"Oh she didn't tell you, she's now Hiei's mate." Says Kurama. -Let's see how she reacts to that.-
"About time. Those two flirt so much its nauseating. I was wondering when they quit saying they were just friends and admit everything." Replies Kira. - Now I'm Hiei's sister-in-law. Cool.-
"Your happy about this development?" Asks Kurama. -They flirt a lot and say they're only friends. . interesting.-
"Sure I am. Now I have a brother-in-law and Hiei and her make a great couple. She's the only one he'll listen to and he's never ever been mean to her. They might play-fight but it's not for real." She replies.
"So they really are mates then?" Asks Kurama.
"You're the one that told me they are, so shouldn't you know the answer to that?" Kira asks. -What a strange question.-
"Well you see. . .Begins Kurama as he tells Kira everything (Ps. Yukina, Keiko, and Kuwabara are in another room talking).
"Well if that's what's going on, then I don't know. Talia is a good liar but she's really close to Hiei. I don't think she's pretending." Responds Kira.
"So we're right back where we started, totally lost." Says the detective.
"Not really. We now know there's something between them but what?" Asks Kurama.
"Would any of you like to see what kind of relationship those two have?" Asks Kira with a mischievous glint in her eyes. -This is going to be funny.-
"What do you mean?" Asks Kurama. -It seems she knows all about their relationship. She could provide us with all the information I need to trick Hiei into telling the truth.-
"If you'll take me to them, I'll show you." She replies. -I love messing with my older sister.-
Kurama leads Kira and everyone to Hiei's room. Along the way, Yukina and the others emerge and are introduced to Kira. They were in Yukina's room talking about the same things as the others basically. Kurama opens the door and they walk in. Hiei and Talia are asleep on the bed.
"Perfect. Could someone please go get me a small bowl of ice-cream and some chocolate sauce?" Asks Kira.
"Sure I'll go get some." Says Yukina. -If I can learn about my brother's REAL relation to this girl, I'm more than happy to help.-
-What is she up to?- Is the though in everybody's head.
Yukina returns with a bowl of vanilla ice-cream and some chocolate sauce.
"My sister is addicted to this stuff. She loves it and for the past two years I've been performing the little experiment I'm about to show you." Exclaims Kira.
Kira opens the bottle of chocolate sauce and pours some on Hiei's face, especially around his lips. (Hiei is really tired so that's why he's still asleep.)
She whispers "Hey Talia, I have chocolate for you."
Talia moans softy and rolls over to Hiei. ". . .Um, delicious chocolate. Yawn, I'll want it." She says as she leans over Hiei and begins to lick the chocolate sauce off his face.
At this everyone just gapes at Talia but Kira and Yusuke are laughing.
"You see all demons have a heightened sense of smell. However Talia will only get the chocolate on Hiei. If you put it on anybody else, she won't touch it. Now watch and see more freaky wonders." states Kira while smiling.
Talia begins to kiss Hiei and he does the same back. They are having a tongue war. Everyone's eyes go OO and they just stare.
"Didn't know the little booger had it in him." Says Yusuke.
It's not over yet. The best part is yet to come." Replies Kira.
Kira grabs the bowl of ice-cream and lightly puts some on her sister's chest. Then she whispers "Hiei there's sweet snow. . .go get it!"
Hiei sniffs around, finds the sweet snow and licks it off Talia's chest. This causes Talia to giggle.
"Stop it. You know I'm ticklish. . .this isn't funny. You damn dummy." Says Talia while being half-awake.
Kira motions for them to hide outside the door in case they wake up.
Talia wakes up and sees Hiei licking her boobs.
-. . . .What is he doing to me? I smell chocolate and I taste it in my mouth. It seems to be on Hiei's face. . . and I smell my sister too, why does this scenario seem familiar- Thinks Talia as she puts two and two together and figures everything out. -Great my sister showed up and did this to us. This has happened before. . why did I never suspect it was her doing. I never caught Hiei licking me, but I kept feeling like someone had whenever I feel asleep and both my sister and Hiei were with me. She must have being this to us all this time. . .that means I've kissed Hiei before this and not even realized it. Oh what to do? The guys are outside and if I move Hiei, they'll know this was a sham and it will all be for nothing. I just have to sit here and hope he wakes up soon. Oh come on you know you want him to keep on. Just let him and enjoy. It's fun and he's fine. Stop talking now. I'm confused enough as it is.-
Talia lies there and after a few minutes her giggling wakes Hiei up. He momentarily freaks out but Talia glances in the direction of the others and he calms down a bit.
/Talia what's going on? And why do I smell like chocolate and taste sweet snow in my mouth?/ Asks the confused fire demon.
/My sister is here. You know how for the past two years we have sometimes woken up next to one another and smelled of chocolate and sweet snow? My sister has been doing this to us and thinks it to be funny. She puts chocolate on your face, which I lick off, and sweet snow on my boobs which you lick off. It's not your fault or mine so let's just kill my sister later and not think of it. Not that I didn't like it, it was just um different. . . / Replies Talia -I just said I kinda liked it . . .SHIT.-
/I know what you mean I feel the same way and . . /Says Hiei. -Fuck. I've done nothing but think about my friend as more than a friend. Isn't there an old saying that says if you pretend to be something long enough, you'll eventually become that something? So by us pretending to be mates we've kinda become mates. I think I lo lo lo like my best friend! I had dreams about her, she now turns me on and I now know that for the past two years her sister has been getting us to make out while being asleep! -
The two get up and with his lighting fast speed, he appears right in front of his friends.
"Hn, seems you enjoy watching me and Talia. Maybe there is something wrong with you. If I catch you again I'll kill you. I'll let last night slide but nothing else. This is your last warning." Says Hiei with a voice free of emotion. He walks out and goes to the kitchen to get some food.
"Um could you please shut my door so I can get dressed? Kira would you come here and tell me about your trip?" Asks Talia. -I shall kill my sister.-
"Ok" Replies Kira as she shuts the door.
"Bet you weren't expecting her sister to show up. I have plans for her. Read and review. All flames will be used to light the torches I use to burn angry reviewers. T.T.F.N. TA-Ta For Now."