Hiei's Jaded Dragon: "I can update YAH! I've had tons of fun being stupid, perverted, and crazy lately."
Hiei: "Aren't you always like that?"
Me: "No sometimes I'm nice and sometimes I'm down-right evil, but yeah mostly I'm a crazy perverted weirdo."
Hiei: "You actually know how to be nice?"
Me: "Haha very funny. And if I wasn't nice would I do this?" I hug him.
Hiei: "Onna let go now before I kill you."
Me: "No you're comfy. Now while I use Hiei as a pillow you read the fic."
Night-Owl123: "Thanks and glad you liked it."
bowserjr: "I'm weird and during class two of my friends and I were coming up with a list of strange ways to fuck and I remembered this lady on the radio saying her boyfriend would subconsciously hump her in his sleep. . .I died of laugher that day."
Maborshi Kaji: "The sister isn't exactly evil---she's a lot like Kurama. And she's not dense, just read and you see what I mean."
Shadow-Seeker-13: "It's not just Hiei, everyone is a pervert but making him one is funny."
Yuikey: "Thanks for reviewing."
Princess Krystal101: "Glad you enjoyed it."
Hidden Pagan: "I would never give up on a fic unless I'm in my death bed and I'd probably have a lab top right next to me to the very end. Glad you think my fic is humorous--- I'll update soon."
Kay Hiei: "Kira is evil like Kurama. Talia will kill her later. . ."
Jessica: "Thanks and do you always use the same review?"
nylida: "Someone has a thing for funny and if Hiei can be evil then why not his sister?"
spontaneously-combustive-fork: "Interesting name. I'll defiantly continue."
Suntiger: "Whoa the best you've ever read. . . I like that. I will continue and glad you like the humor."
Hiei'slover-Hiei is mine-Arwen: "I always reply. I think it's sucky not to. And yeah everyone wants to kill Kira. And if you're evil then you're my new evil friend. Hehe."
"Talking"
/Telepathy/
-Thoughts-
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The little voice inside your head
Kira goes into her sister's room and shuts the door. She sits down on the bed while Talia changes back into her work uniform for the moment anyway.
"Sister WHY did YOU put chocolate and ice-cream on Hiei and myself and then watch us lick it off?!" Asks Talia. -Stupid moron! How could she?-
"Talia I did it because. . . . . . . . . . . . .it was FUNNY! Besides I've been doing it for the past two years and I know you like your Hiei-kun." Answers Kira with a grin.
". . .That's not the point stupid! We weren't conscious of our behavior and that means we've been making out by your little game for two fucking years! And now I'm going to kill you!" Replies an angry Talia.
"No you're not. Did you think I didn't know you were planning at getting back at me? I knew but came in anyway because I know that if you hurt me it would look bad in front of everyone. Hurting your sister for letting others see you kiss, what's really so wrong about that if you're now mates. In less you aren't. . . but even if you say you aren't I know you actually do love Hiei. You have since we were kids. All that flirting but you two considered it to be just friendly behavior. Ha more like you were too blind to see it."Says Kira as she as acts like she knows everything.
"Sister we are mates and I suggest you shut-up. Because although I may be shorter I always was the better fighter and I'll just get you later. Now quit with your games and shit and tell me how your trip was to the Makai." Says Talia. -I can't let Kira know I'm just pretending for Hie's sake or being the goodie two shoes she is, she'll tell on me. Wait Kurama is a fox too and he's a goodie two shoes, maybe I can get her to like him and they'll be so distracted, they'll leave Hiei and myself alone. But we still have to worry about Yukina.-
"Well I gathered some extremely rare plants and was studying various things. It was quite enjoyable." She replies.
"What did you steal this time you pick-pocketing moron?" Asks Talia suspiciously.
"How dare you accuse your own sister of stealing . . . A mirror, some pearls, and lots of money." She answers with a toothy grin.
"Idiot. Well let's go to the living room and get some breakfast." -Perfect. From what Hiei's told me, Kurama loves to steal things and their both a bunch of wanna-be know it all's. They'll make a great couple with a little pushing in the right direction. Hehe.- Thinks Talia.
They go to the kitchen and Yukina serves them some food. Kira eats pancakes and Talia has cereal. Yukina and Kurama both figure they can get Kira to tell more of Hiei's and Talia's real relationship. However Kurama also has another motive. . .Kira's half fox-demon. Hiei is sitting down eating some toast and drinking some juice and unknown to everyone else he and Talia are communicating telepathically.
/Hn, why is your sister here and why haven't you got rid of her. I don't mind her being here but she might blow our cover. She'd want me to tell Yukina everything and tell on us. She's too much like that damn fox. . .you thinking what I'm thinking?/ Asks Hiei.
/Exactly. We get those two to flirt and leave us alone. / Replies Talia.
/So what now?/ Asks Hiei.
/We wait and see what is thrown at us and we throw it right back./ She replies.
The so-called couple finishes breakfast and then goes back to Hiei's room. As soon as they leave, Kira is asked a million questions about her sister.
"Kira I don't believe Talia is Hiei's mate. I think it's just an act." Says Boton.
"You clearly don't know much about Hiei does in his spare time. Those two spend more time together than Koenma and his paperwork!" Exclaims Kira. -They don't believe my sister . . .I don't know if I do either but I do know she loves Hiei whether she's his mate or not. -
"Please elaborate." Says an interested kitsune.
"You guys get a check form Koenma right?" They all nod. "And you all spend it on things you need. But what does Hiei do with all that Ningen money? Sure he gives some to Genkai and Yukina because during missions he stays here but what about the rest of it? My sister gets it all of it. Hiei has no real use for it and lets my sister manage it. She spends it on all kinds of things. And even worse, she knows how to actually get Hiei to go to the mall. How she does it, I still don't know. And to top it all off, where do think he is when he's not here? He has to stay in this city and only this city due to his probation. He stays with Talia. All that time spent with her and they're usually all alone. Do you want to know why she lives alone instead of with my parents? She purposely got into this nearby magnet school, so mom would let her get a place here. She did this to be in the same city as Hiei. If that doesn't prove they love each other I don't know what does." Explains Kira.
"Interesting. Kira, you said they flirt and claim to be friends. Can you give me some examples of them flirting. I want to blackmail Hiei." Says Kurama. -Really I just want enough info to get Hiei to tell the truth. Although blackmail would be fun. . .-
"Well they usually fall asleep together in her living room. She calls him over to do the stupidest things and he agrees to it. He's Hiei for crying out loud, Hiei doesn't do those kind of things but he does. . .only for her. When she's upset she confides in him and he listens and just for that little moment his eyes soften and he looks like he genuinely cares. She's the only person I know to receive that look from him. Plus when either of them gets hurt, the other is constantly worrying. She couldn't sleep during the Dark Tournament because she kept thinking he was going to get killed." Answers Kira. -He hopes to get me to tell all, but what is there really to tell except they love each other even though they don't admit it.-
"Oh. Well thanks for answering our questions. We'll leave you be for now." Says Kurama politely.
"I was wondering if you could show me around this temple. The plants here are lovely and I'd like to get a closer look at them. " Says Kira. -I get to check out the plants here not to mention one cute fox.-
They go outside and Kurama begins to show her around.
"Yeah it's short so sue me. I only got 14 reviews but that's not why this is short. See I have two tests tomorrow and they're going to each last an hour and a half. Torture. So sorry but it can't be helped. Besides I figured a short update is better than no update. Bye."