Hiei's Jaded Dragon: "Hi-ya! Today I can hopefully give a semi-long update. Life has been very busy lately. I get way too much homework and have to redo my science fair project in TWO FUCKING days because my teacher is a DAMN MORON and tells me at the last minute, she doesn't like my idea. SCREW HER!!! I HATE the BITCH with a passion."
Hiei: "Someone needs anger management."
Me: "Shut-up stupid!"
Hiei: "O_O"
Me: "Now that that's out of my system, on with the fic!"
Hiei: "Hn the stupid and vengeful woman owns nothing so if you sue you'll get nothing. It's waste of your time, just like this is a waste of your and my time."
Me: "Watch it bub, or you'll feel more feelings and stuff."
Hiei: "Hn."
Starlite Destiny: "Thanks for telling me to fix the typo. Embarrassing typos suck. . .one time I put 'She was afraid of loins' instead of lions! Loins are a man's private area . . . so I looked stupid."
Maborshi Kaji: " I'll try and make it longer but I'm super busy with Science Fair and History Fair. I HAVE TO DO BOTH!!! It sucks. I modeled her sister after my nosy brother. . . he listens in on my phone conversations!"
Shadow-Seeker-13: "I made Kurama's curiosity get the better of him."
Night-Owl: "Glad your loving it. I'll update when I can."
Princess Krystal 01: "Matchmaking is fun."
Kurama: "Thanks. Were you sugar high when you wrote this? Hiei's and Talia's relationship. . . I'm not telling! And in this fic Kurama is a nosy ass hole but I love him anyway."
bowsrejr: "Thanks and I did alright on my evil tests. Fox boy is smart enough to blackmail someone. . ."
romi: "They are my jobs too. Thanks for loving this and I'll think about writing a Hiei/Kurama fic."
dragonkatana: "Yusuke hasn't been that perverted because I keep forgetting to make him like that but don't worry he will be. Some people are crazy and think that saying I love you over the Internet is truthful. . fucking retarded weirdos."
Jessica: "Thanks but QUIT USING THE SAME RESPONSE!"
diane: "This fic is a little dirty but happy you think the idea's funny."
pepsi-dog: "Thanks and I'll keep writing."
a person: "Most readers think Talia is made for Hiei. I hate it when someone makes Hiei be with a girl who isn't the type of girl you see him going for. Happy you like this."
Hiei-lonewolf: "Don't worry, they get Talia's sister to stay out of the way."
fangslayer: "No updatesuffocate? Wouldn't want to be responsible for another death so I'll update soon hopefully. Hehe."
hieifavfangirl: "Thanks. I'll defiantly continue."
borris: "For sueing me you get. . . a paper clip, a button, two gummy worms, and some pennies. Sorry but that's all I got. If someone doesn't have fun being stupid, perverted, and crazy, they are creepy. Bye."
hiei'slover-hiei is mine-Arwen: "Hiya my evil friend. If you write a fic, say so and I'll check it out. Who doesn't want to see more of Hiei? . . ."I droll
LeaMarie F. Rocket: "Thanks for the luck and Ill try and keep up with the good work."
yodai hiro: "Hiei is so the hottest anime character ever! They do seen to be made for each other but to find out what happens you must continue reading. . . Mahahahaha! Cough. Gag. I need to work on my evil laugh."
"Talking"
/Telepathy/
-Thoughts-
(Comments)
The little voice inside your head
Kurama leads Kira behind the temple and begins to show her all the trees and plants growing in the forest. She gathers several flowers and herbs and says "I'd love to use them in my potion making."
Kurama smiles and they continue to talk about plants. Meanwhile, two little mischievous demons plot their matchmaking scheme. They are in Hiei's room, sitting on the bed, trying to come up with a good idea.
"Hm, what to do to them to get them to speed up the relationship process? I can tell she likes him. She gave him the look." Says Talia.
"The fox seemed to like her as well . . . maybes we could get them drunk and let them do everything. Alcohol makes anyone do some pretty strange crap and I know that both Kira and Kurama are crazy, flirty drunks. They'd be all over each other like stink on shit." He replies.
"True but once they figured out it was us, they'd be mad. And if they're mad and like each other, they'll work together to expose us for the liars we really are." Says the devilish girl.
"You're right. But what then?" Asks the fire demon.
"My sister and Kurama are fond of potions made of plants . . . let's see how they react to potions once they betray them. We'll go to my house and pick up some 'Tell all' potion. It will make the drinker say whatever their currently thinking about. All we have to is put some in their food and va-la they will say their feelings for one another and that's the end of our problem. But what about Yukina?" She asks.
"What about Yukina?" The confused Koorime asks.
"Well dud, she has it out for us. She doesn't believe we're mates and has been trying to make us screw-up this entire time. Look at what she gave me to wear. That was used to test our relationship. She likes you and wants to disprove our relationship to get you. Remember she's your sister . . . some of that cunningness has got to have gone to her too." Exclaims Talia.
(Ok both Hiei and Talia still think Yukina doesn't know about her being his sister. That's why Talia thinks Yukina likes Hiei.)
"No she's too sweet to be cunning. How could you even suggest something like that?" Replies the fire demon in a slightly angry tone.
"Hiei my sister is a pain in the ass at times, just like every younger sibling is . . . and I know Yukina is the same way. So to prove it, I want you to read her mind. She knows something and we need to know what. " She says. -Shesh he has three eyes and he's still blind to his sister's actions. Dummy.-
"I will not read my sister's mind. I trust her." He says raising his voice slightly.
"So you're going to trust her more because she's your sister. Not to talk bad about her, but she doesn't know you as well as I do, and I've always been there for you as you have for me. She can't be important to you than me, can she?"Asks Talia. -He better not say she's more important. Oh so you do care. Huh? You want to be important to him than his sister because you love him in a way a sister or anyone else ever could. . . .No I don't. It's just that I help him more. . .Oh I don't know why I want to be more important than her, I just do. Sure. -
". . . ?" Says Hiei. -Who's more important my sister or my best friend . . . damn this a hard choice? I would have never found Yukina without the help of Talia but my sister is related to me by blood. So who? Urgh! Chill hothead. Talia is the oblivious choice. You were dreaming about her in a very intimate way and a mate is more important than a sister. If you can't figure that out then you're really stupid. Just be quiet. -
"She's more important, isn't she? You're impossible. I put up with a lot and after all we've been through . . . how could think she is more important?"She asks hurt.
"What do mean you put up with a lot? What have we been through?" Asks Hiei confused. -Stupid that was the wrong thing to say. You suck at dealing with women. I thought I told you to be quiet.-
"You are a FUCKING MORON! Most friends would never in a million years go along with pretending to be your mate just to get you out of a tight spot. Look at how Kurama and the others want to turn you in. I've help you and you still think Yukina is more important. I even said nothing about how you kissed me, kept starring at boobs, proceeded to sleep-fuck me, then get happy and get your stuff all over the sheets. I even slept next to you in barely any clothing and SHE IS STILL MORE IMPORTANT THAN ME? YOU SUCK!" -OOPS! I said the sleep-fuck thing. I tried not to mention it because now he's going to act all funny but I was so angry, I wasn't thinking. Ooh! Someone screwed them self. Quit talking you moronic little voice.-
"You knew about me doing that? Why didn't you mention it before?" Asks Hiei. -Great she knows what I did. Hopefully she doesn't know it was her who I was dreaming about. . .But why was I dreaming about her in the first place? And I was looking at her chest. . .No I can't be falling for my best friend. Kurama always says how the people in ningen films fall in love with their best friends but does it happen in real life? Of course it does. You're an example of it. You keep seeing everything you do with her as being a friend but everyone else knows it to be that you two like each other. -
"I didn't mention it because I figured you'd get embarrassed and then my acting would become harder to do, so I said nothing." She replies.
"Hn, you are slightly more important because you know me better. But I can't read Yukina's mind, I can't read your mind either. It's out of respect that I don't. " He answers. -She knew and said nothing for my benefit. She does care a lot. . .or does she? No shit Sherlock. Why wouldn't she care? You really are dumb. Quiet.-
"Now that that's dealt with, let's go to my house and pick up some 'Tell all' potion. Hehe." She says with a mischievous grin. -Yeah! I'm more important that Yukina! But why should that matter? Crap I know I like Hiei as more than friend but how much more? And if he says I'm more important than his sister then does he likes me too? Duh dumb ass! Now go and get closer! But what if ends badly and he's no longer my friend afterwards/ I couldn't let that happen.-
At that moment, Kira and Kurama walk in carrying a bag of herbs and plants. They don't even knock.
"Have either of you ever heard of knocking before entering?" Asks Talia annoyed. -Curse you sister. I wasn't finished talking to Hiei. At least I'll hook you up with Kurama and you'll leave me and Hiei alone-
"I'm terribly sorry but . . ." Explains Kurama before he was interrupted by the evil sister.
"Don't apologize to her. It's not like we walked in on them doing something. . . or were you two doing something?" Asks Kira with a perverted smirk.
"Sister what we do is none of your FUCKING business so SHUT UP you nosy RETARD!" Yells Talia.
"Um Talia we only came in to tell you that we have good news." Replies Kurama in a sweet innocent way. -Perfect this is my chance to end this little hoax.-
"Did you save a lot of money on car insurance by switching to Geico?" Asks Talia while smiling. -I'm such a dork. Wonder what that fox is up to. . .-
"….No, but we found all the herbs needed to make the Masking solution. We should be finished in three hours. Now Hiei can mark you and your mom wouldn't know." He says with a smile. -I've got them right where I want them. They're like trapped rabbits and I'm the fox. There's no way she can get a 'fake' bite mark. The only way is for it to be real.-
"Isn't that great sister? We'll be back later with potion." The evil sister says as her and Kurama leave the room.
". . . WE"LL SLAUGHTER THOSE TWO!" Says Hiei with gritted teeth. -Damn nosy fox. He keeps trying to expose us. . .I really starting to hate him and Kira right now.
"I agree. But now what? There's no such thing as a pretend bite mark. . . I've got it. I think I may have a plan to first delay the bite mark and then pretend I have one. . .hm but it requires a little more thought. And if we hook them up, they might be less watchful of us." Replies Talia. -I HATE MY SISTER AND KURAMA! THEY SHALL PAY FOR THIS! MAHAHAHA!!!-
They two nod in agreement and leave the temple to go to Talia's house. (But if their mates isn't it Hiei's house too?)
"Sorry it took so long to update. MY first three ideas for science fair got rejected but she finally accepted the fourth! Halluah-Frecking-nuah! Then I had to take the PSAT and Ugh, I'm so swamped with projects and tests I barely get to sleep. Life sucks."