Hiei's Jaded Dragon: "Well I can finally update again. I've been really busy with school and shit. Life is totally crazy. Oh well that's how it goes."

Hiei: "No one really wants you to update. Just continue with your pathetic existence and LEAVE ME ALONE!"

Me: "Fuck off moron!"

Hiei: "I am not a moron and how exactly would I fuck off?"

Me: "Yes you are a moron but you're my moron. And to fuck off, get your little friend between your legs and . . ."

Hiei : "Onna I don't want to hear that! Nor do I want to know how you know that!"

Me: "Quit being so modest. You know you're really a little perv."

Hiei: "I am not a perverted moron! That's the detective's job!"

Me: "You are one of the Spirit Detectives, so isn't that your job too?"

Hiei: "You know that I refer to Yusuke as the 'detective' so quit being a smart ass."

Me: "My ass isn't smart or is it?"

Hiei: "Moron. There's just no winning with you is there?"

Me: "No." I smile.

Mazy lover: "Thanks for the compliments. Yeah well when you're mad, things slip. And how could Hiei get pissed when he's the one that started to sleep-fuck her? See what I meant was Talia was worried he'd freak out and stop being her friend. And stuff like that does happen. I lost a good guy friend because his other friend said we were an item, and he freaked out and we don't talk much anymore."

bowserjr: "I eat all the pudding. Pudding's good. . .Yum. I shall update due in part to pudding."

Jessica: "STOP USING THE SAME SHIT!!!"

Vashlover9: "Cool. Since I a girl I have someone that "loves" me. And you are a guy right? Cause a girl than that would be weird."

Shadow-Seeker-13: "Lovin it? Awesome."

Maboroshi Kaji: "That bites ass. All that work for nothing. Your teacher is as big a faggot as mine. I swear all teacher's handling science fair are gay retards. And Hiei and Talia will admit everything. . .maybe."

Princess Krystal01: "It will be funny."

Birdy06: Can't say what's gonna happen. I like my readers to be surprised."

Ryoki Hirousake: "That is how I used to do my homework. I would start on what's due first A.S.A.P. and I'd still be up till one! On average I honesty get about six hours of homework. I get off school at 3:15 but the teachers hold us and be the time I get in my car, it's 3:30. When I get home, it's 4:00. 4:00 6:0010:00 1:00 to eat dinner11:00 0:30 to shower 11:30 to study 1:30 to study 1:00 I go to a college prep school. so they treat us like college students but unlike college students we have eight full classes! Last night, I had 95 freckin' English problems and 50 math ones. Plus a test, quiz, and five page paper due the next day! It's crazy but it does prepare me for the real world. Great advice if I went to a normal school. I love to torture Hiei." I give an evil grin.

Sushi Girl: "People always say I'm devious. . .guess my writing is too. . .Cool. Thanks for thinking this is wonderful. Chao."

Night-Owl123: "I shall try to update soon."

Kay Hiei: "They are devious demons."

Metallia: "Those tow are mischievous. That thing was a typo. . . It should have said "Now Hiei can mark you and your mom wouldn't know." and a masking solution is a concept i made up. Basically, it's a potion that will hide certain demonic traits, such as a mark. A mark is actually a bite mark that one demon gives to his or her mate to claim them as their own."

Borris: "Thanks and trust me I know what it's like to be busy."

dragon katana: "Ok. . . someone needs help. But aren't we all just a bunch of fucking weirdos surfing the web escape homework and boredom? Hehe."

Hiei's fire dragon girl: "Scared with nightmares. . .Why? And I'm glad I've cleared up whatever it is I did. I remember reading about dreaming for sex somewhere. . .it is kinda weird. And the foxes do get a taste of their own medicine. Ja ne."

a person: "It will be interesting. I'm still alive so I guess I'm winning the war against homework, tests, and projects. And good luck with yours too!"

hiei'slover-hiei is mine-Arwen: "Hello to you too. I drool over Hiei, I dream about Hiei. . . he rocks. I love the geico line. It's so stupid and random, it's funny."

ojoserno: "Hopefully it will get better. Yep my teacher is one big bitch for such a small lady. I will update and thanks for the sugar. I won't let you die."

abby: "I will and thanks for the compliment."

Hiei-lonewolf: "No the fox will not win."

slancaster113: "But I love leaving cliffies. . . then you want to read more."

brittany dvorak: "I will update when and if I can. reviewed twice. . . must really want the update so ENJOY!"

Suntiger: "Thanks and I'll keep it up."

dark-side-nb: "I'll write more for sure."

Silvermane1: "Cool and thanks."

HIEISFavFangrl: "Ok fine, I'll update as fast as I can type!"

Bus Buddie: "I despise school and would drop out because I've been told I'm an excellent writer but my mom would freak out if I did. If I wanted to I could drop out right now and be a thnth grade drop-out. Cool."

Hidden Pagan: "Sorry but I haven't had the time to update lately." :' (

Bloody Cross: "Happy you liked my fic even though it had an OC. And is the 'Fuck the world da nana' a song?"

"Talking"

/Telepathy/

-Thoughts-

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The little voice inside your head.

Hiei and Talia exit the temple and go to Talia's house. They arrive there in fifteen minutes. She opens the door and the two step inside."

"Hiei go to the spare room and get the 'Tell all' potion I keep on hand." Says Talia.

"Hn." he replies as he goes and gets the potion. Her spare room contained all types of ingredients and bottled potions.

Talia meanwhile goes to her room and grabs some fresh clothes. She changes into a black mini skirt and a white tee-shirt that says "I RULE ALL. THOSE WHO OPPOSE ME DIE." She puts on some blue lipstick and matching eye shadow. Then she packs a small bag full of clothes, band-aids, and other odds and ends. Hiei comes in carrying a misty ice-white bottle. When he sees Talia, all of his naughty thoughts come back.

-She looks good. That outfit really complements her body. . .why am I thinking like this again? Why must I repeat myself? Cause you like her you numbskull! Now go and be with her! Hn.-

"Ok so when we get back to the temple, we need to go to the kitchen and . . .Earth to Hiei. Come in Hiei!" Says Talia as she waves her hand in front of the memorized Jagashi. -Oh no he's thinking about me again, I think. Cause he's starring at me again. He IS starring at you so he likes you and I know you like him back so grow up and go for it!-

Hiei snaps back to reality and turns slightly red in the cheeks. Talia does the same and there was that awkward silence again.

"Uh as I was saying after we get back we should go to the kitchen and make some food and casually slip in the potion. It's tasteless and odorless so they won't know what we did. We'll should probably make some pasta cause it's my sister's favorite. She'll defiantly offer some to Kurama and then they will both say exactly what they are thinking and if I know my sister, she's thinking about what a cutie Kurama is." Replies Talia while grinning. -Revenge is sweet.-

"I like the idea but what about the bite mark?" Asks Hiei. -Wonder what she's thinking about now?-

"First I'm going to delay getting a bite mark by saying I want it to occur at the just the right moment. I'll say it can't be planned but must be romantic and spontaneous. Then when we pretend to have a moment, I know they'll be right there watching. We'll find them easily using your Jagan and then claim they ruined the moment. After that I'll pretend to be sick which will delay it even more. After that, I'll put a band-aid on my neck and say that because you're a fire dragon, your fangs were a little long so the mark is kinda tender, so I have to keep it covered for a while. By then I'll have come up with a convincing lie to magically disappear and never see your friends again. You can still come visit, but don't let my sister bring Kurama or we're back where we started." She answers like the professional liar she is. -I am good, real good.- (Hiei is half fire demon but they never say what kind so in my fic he's a fire dragon.)

"You are a fucking genius!" Exclaims Hiei. -Damn she's good. Wonder where she learned to lie like that? I've always seen her say clever things to fool others; maybe she's a natural liar. Works for me.-

"Thanks now let's leave and hope this works." Says Talia as the two half fire demons leave and return to Genkai's. When they enter, they are greeted by a smiling Yukina.

"Where have you two been? Oh well never mind, but Kurama and Kira made you two a lovely gift---some masking solution! Now you two can properly become mates." Exclaims the Koorime happily. -This is where it all ends. No more of this fake mate crap. I want Hiei to admit he's my brother now -and I mean NOW!-

"Thanks for informing us Yukina but right now I'm kinda tired so I'll go take a nap." Replies Talia while yawning. -Damn her! She wants to catch us but we're too smart for that.-

"Well pleasant dreams." Responds the little ice maiden. -Liar.-

Hiei and his mate are almost in Hiei's room, when Kira and Kurama come running up to them with a small red bottle.

"Hey sis, we got the potion. It was easy to make but I still learned a lot from Kurama. Here you go." Says Kira while handing her sister the bottle. -This is going to be fun to watch unfold. Wonder what will happen?-

"Thank you so muck Kurama and Kira but right now, I'm going to take a nap. Little tired and I've always wanted that moment to be special and spontaneous. Love isn't the same if it's planned so when the moment is there, I'll use the stuff. Till then, I'm just going to relax and enjoy what I've got." Says Talia with a smile. -I'll fix you up sister. All I need to do is slip this in your food and that's the end of that.-

"Hopeless romantic aren't you sister?" Asks Kira.

"Sigh, at least the guy I'm with doesn't play with flowers. Now goodbye." Replies Talia as her and Hiei enter the room and shut the door. -That outta shut her up.-

This leaves an uneasy silence between Kira and Kurama. They both blush and walk away slowly.

However this is quite the opposite reaction from our two fire apparitions. They are now lying down on the bed, laughing at Kira and Kurama.

"Hn dumbass's. That was fun but what about putting our potion in their food?" Asks the spiky haired dude.

"Easy, I smelled that Yukina was making stew and I know my sister likes stew. In about an hour, I'm going to help Yukina finish preparing it, and casually slip in the potion to Kurama's and Kira's bowels. Don't worry I have it all planned out. Your sister's really quite nice; she saved us from having to cook. But for now we nap to look like we were flirting." Says Talia.

So they lay down and Hiei wraps his arm around Talia's waist. She moves little bit and accidentally pokes him in the stomach. He thinks she' messing with him, so he pokes her back.

"Giggle Stop giggle that giggle Hiei! giggle You giggle know giggle I'm giggle ticklish! STOP IT!!! Giggle giggle giggle ahahhahahahah!" Screams Talia. -Curse Hiei, he knows my weakness.-

"Hn no, it's fun." Was all he said in reply. -She's always been ticklish. Dumb girl.-

She rolls over, and falls off the bed but not without taking Hiei down with her. They both fall and he lands on top of her.

"Hiei if I weren't kinda strong, I'd say for a little guy you weigh a ton. It must be all those muscles. . ." Says Talia before starring at Hiei's arm muscles. -Um warm. I love the warm. And muscles, they rock . . .Hiei is comfortable.-

Hiei meanwhile, looks at how they are positioned and turns red. He looks down and Talia's already short skirt has risen even higher and he can see the ends of some blue panties. He continues to gawk at her legs and slowly places his hand on her thigh. She smiles but then remembers that this is her best friend, not her best friend with benefits. She has to end this but can't because secretly this is what she wants more than anything. He grins mischievously and leans over, kissing her neck.

He affectionately puts his hands on her waist and holds her very close to him. She can feel his breath on her neck and that only makes this more enjoyable. No matter how much she and he tells them self to stop, they don't, they can't. Without realizing it, they had become so used to one another, that now they needed the touch of the other.

Things are just about to get good, when Kira and everyone comes running in. They heard a loud "STOP IT!!!" and a thud, so they thought something was wrong. They all just gape at the scene before them. They never imaged in a million years that Hiei, would be with some girl on the floor, with his one hand up her skirt and the other around her waist, kissing her neck. It took Talia about a minute to realize people were watching them, so she mentally half cursed them for ruining her moment and then half thanked them in case they accidentally went too far and it not mean anything.

". . . Please go away now before I KILL YOU!!!" She screams.

"WHAT THE HELL ARE ALL OF YOU DOING HERE!!!" Screams an angry, embarrassed Koorime.

Everyone eyes have swollen up O_O and they just stare. Finally Kurama manages to snap out of his confusion, mutters an apology, grabs everyone, and runs off. Hiei and Talia just lay there for a while, kinda dumbstruck.

-I don't know what to say to Hiei. I like him but what if it's still just demonic instinct? Damn. I think I'll tease him. If he goes for it, then it means something. If he freaks out like normal, I'll leave it at that and say I was only kidding.- "Um Hiei, are you comfy?" Asks Talia seductively.

"I Uh am uh. . ." says Hiei-What to say? I am comfy but I can't let her know that, can I? She did say it like she likes this, damn! I hate fucking emotions.- "Well I . . ."- Oh shit- "I Did like it ok! Happy?!" He says quickly while blushing. -Oh someone has a wittle crush. Shut it.-

". . .You did?" Talia manages to stammer out. He nods and his face is so red, he looks like he's on fire. "Then damn, my sister ruined it. We need to fix them up now before this happens again. I might not be ready to be your mate, but best friend with benefits sounds nice." She says with a smile. -Cool he does like me. Why didn't I listen to that little voice in my head? Cause dearie, if you did, you'd be considered crazy -

"Let's go put the stuff in their food and make them have awkward moments." He says.

They get up and walk to the kitchen. Talia sees Yukina cooking and offers to help. Yukina lets her, to keep up with the 'I'm so sweet act.' Talia serves the bowls and places them on the table. She sits down and asks Yukina if they'd mind sitting in a certain order so she could be next to Hiei and her sister. Yukina doesn't seem to care because she doesn't think Talia is up to anything. When the Koorime isn't looking, Talia casually slips in some of the 'Tell all potion' in the bowls meant for Kurama and Kira, and walks off.

Meanwhile:

Everyone was freaked out by what they saw happen between Hiei and his mate. She had to be his mate. He was feeling up on her and was actually smiling! And she looked like she liked it as well. The only two not believing this was Yukina and Kurama.

-I don't why but I don't believe that they love each other. She isn't his mate but then what is she gaining from pretending? This is complicated.- Thinks the sea-foam-green-haired Koorime.

-She can't be his mate. But he did seem to enjoying himself. I don't why I think she's faking, but my intuition has never failed me before.- Contemplates a clever Fox.

-Eeew. Shorty was really doing stuff with her! She' too hot for him. I'll have nightmares for weeks. I think my eyes were burning when I saw that.- Thinks the Idiot.

-Go Shorty. It's your birthday. We gonna party like it's your birthday. We gonna sip Bacardi like it's your birthday. Go go go shorty. Damn I wish Keiko would give me that type of action!- Imagines a dirty minded Detective.

-Whoa! What does she see in him? He's rude, mean, and way too quiet. My mom always warned me about the quiet ones.- Thinks Boton.

-Hiei with a girl. Didn't expect to see that. Oh well guess anything's possible.- Think Shizuru while smoking a cigarette.

-I think it's cute that he found somebody. He always seems so lonely and sad but with her he is happy. Hope this works out for the better but he still hasn't said he's Yukina's brother.- Ponders Keiko.

-Damn my sister was serious! She looked like she couldn't keep her hands off of him! Sparks are flying and I've got a front row seat!- Thinks Kira

After that, it was time to eat. Talia told Kira if she'd sit next to her so they could talk about stuff and naturally, Kurama sat next to Kira. Everything was going according to the naughty demons plan. Kira smells the soup and eats a big spoonful.

"This is delicous Yukina. I love stew." Exclaims Kira. -Aw Kurama eats so gracefully. It's cute.- "Aw Kurama eats so gracefully. It's cute" She says. -Oh my god, did I just say that out loud! I did! Shit! I'm such a moron!-

(They only say what they are thinking about the person they like after drinking the ' Tell all' potion. That's why she said the thing about Kurama's eating habits are cute but not the part about her being stupid for saying it.)

This causes Kurama to cough and then turn as red as his hair. "Thanks you for the compliment Kira." He says. -Did she mean that? I hope she did cause she's cute too.- Kurama then repeats his thoughts which cause everyone to stare at him. -I said that aloud! Why? Is there something wrong with me? Do I like her so much that I'm not thinking straight?!-

All throughout dinner more weird thoughts emerge from the two. By the end of it all, the two make a tomato look pale. Unknown to them was the fact that Hiei and Talia was trying their best to contain their laughter at the idiotic foxes. The foxes were too busy being embarrassed to think accurately and figure out that their food had been spiked.

/Looks like they'll be outta of hair for a long time. The potion worked out perfectly./ Says Hiei telepathically to his mate.

/That was hilarious. I want to laugh. Let's hurry and finish eating before we crack up. Sweet sweet revenge!/ She says to Hiei.

They finish eating, tell Yukina dinner was lovely, and head back to their room.

"And I end it there! I'm so bad but I don't care' I've way busy and sorry about the long wait but this week alone I have three quizzes Monday, two tests Tuesday, two quizzes and two tests Wednesday, I not sure about Thursday, And three tests and a lab Friday. That's a grand total of seven tests, five quizzes, and a lab in one week on top of four hours of homework I get a night. NEVER EVER let your mom talk you into going to an all-magnet school that offers college level courses. but toady was so FUN! I got to go to school dressed in my Halloween costume. I went as the Bride of Chucky! People said I looked so freaky. I could even do that slow head turn thing and it made people scream! It rocked! See I'm short and she was the only short, wicked girl I could think of but if only I had a Chucky to go with me!"