Title: Twisted Love

Summary: Ed is with Roy, but when Envy admits he likes the young alchemist, Ed isn't so sure about his and Roy's relationship. "If I love him, I shouldn't care what Envy thinks… right?"

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Chapter Four:

When Ed woke up, it was morning, and Envy had already left. He sighed sadly and got up to get dressed to go to woke. As tired as he was, he felt… Happy… Gitty even. Today would be a good day… if he stayed away from the Colonel.

That was the only thought that brought his spirits down.

"Good Morning Hawkeye!" He greeted, flashing the older women a dazzling smile. Riza Hawkeye stared at him for a moment, confused. Every other time Ed had greeted her he'd been angry or just tired. But he still greeted. And With what happened the other day, with his break up with Roy. She was sure they wouldn't see him for a while, or he would be one angry little…teen.

"Good morning Edward…" she finally said politely. He walked past her to get on with his current assignment, Coping Paper work, when Hawkeye remembered something. "Uh… Wait… Ed you might not want to…" Too late.

Ed Opened the door to the coping room and ran right into Mustang. Both froze on the spot and Hawkeye covered her eyes for whatever might happen. It was just to embarrassing to watch.

"uh… Fullmetal?" Roy stuttered surprised. 'Oh I've missed you being this close to me…' he thought sadly before composing himself and stepping aside. "Better get done with this assignment early. Because I have lots of work for you to do." He said in a cold tone, and quickly walked away. Back to his office.

Hawkeye breathed a sigh of relief and bowed to Ed before leaving to follow Roy. Ed was a little shock but a little happy. Happy Roy wasn't going to make this more difficult then it had to be.

Wait…

More WORK! That bastard was trying to get back at him by giving him MORE WORK!

Roy Chuckled to himself, 'Ah Mustang, you sly devil.' He congratulated himself. As he had just sent Ed on his new assignments. This consisted of, Cleaning the male and female bathrooms, sorting criminal records in alphabetical order and from date it happened, going groceries shopping for the military cafeteria, and doing Roy's laundry.

As the list of chores came back to Roy he chuckled again and leaned back in his big spinning chair. 'As always, Roy Mustang comes out on top… no Shrimp from the country is going to bring me down…'

"Hey Roy!" Hughes said coming into the office without knocking. Roy glared at his old friend.

"Out!" he commanded. He really wasn't on good terms with Maes at the moment. With Helping Ed with the break up, and then not doing the simple mission of finding out why… HE WAS PART OF INVETIGATIONS! For Christ sake.

"Now Roy, thought you might want to know something…"

"If its about the fullmetal pipsqueak, I don't!" Roy snapped. "Not anymore…"

"But Roy… Ed is outside with someone right now…Someone NOT part of the military…And their getting kind of close." Hughes said in a hush hush tone. Closing the door behind him.

Roy's eyes jolted to his window, he told himself to calm down as thousands of questions ran through his mind. He got up and went to the window. Sure enough, Ed was in someone's chest… someone that looked like… a palm tree?

Ed was tired; his good day had turned to the worst day of his life. Roy was definitely getting back at him, and he was doing a really good job. Female officers walked in on him cleaning their bathroom, and called him a "pervert" (While throwing make up at him), and everything on the list for groceries was expensive crap that Ed had to pay for by himself. (Since Roy didn't give him any money, and there was no military discount) Record sorting took forever, as intended… and poor Ed still hasn't gotten to Roy Laundry. Which he really wasn't looking forward to. Knowing the Flame had put something like an old condom or his black silk boxers in his laundry.

Ed growled to himself as the front of Central came into view. Then someone bumped into him, and Ed almost lost the four bags of food he was balancing, but the person helped. "gee…" Ed sighed, "Thanks that would have been a pain…"

"Your welcome…" A very feminine voice came.

Ed tensed and felt so happy that, Envy was here.

"I've missed you Chibi-chan… how has you day been?" Envy asked setting the bags on the ground.

"Terrible! Mustang won't give me a break!" Ed pouted, making Envy laugh and kiss Ed on the forehead, "But… its okay now… because you're here…" Ed admitted. Making Envy feel more special. Yes, he had the Chibi head of heels for him. Can't even stand a day without seeing him. Though envy was too proud to admit it. He couldn't stand a day without seeing his Ochibi.

"Yea…now I'm here…" Envy sighed as Ed came into his chest and they hugged for a little while. He smiled up at the sky while Ed let his current problems slip away. One of those problems though, came and bit him in the ass when Roy came out the front doors of central. Envy made a sound of shock, "Eck!" and Ed cursed under his breath, "Crap…"

Roy was panting as he stared at the two in shock. "Ed…" he panted, "Who is this…"

Whoop! Chapter Four is Done! Next Chapter little Ed and Roy get in a fight, and we start to question if Envy really loves Ed! WHAT! Please Review!

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