Title: Twisted Love

Summary: Ed is with Roy, but when Envy admits he likes the young alchemist, Ed isn't so sure about his and Roy's relationship. "If I love him, I shouldn't care what Envy thinks… right?"

Disclaimer: I don't own the characters, only the plot.

Chapter Five:

"Ed…" Roy panted, "Who is this?"

Ed and Envy, both looked at each other with the same blank expression, before Envy smirked and kissed Ed on the forehead. The two ignored Mustang's "Gah!" expression as Envy liked his lips and walked past Mustang. Neither looked at each other but a silent warning was passed from one to the other.

When Envy was out of sight Roy glared at a shocked Ed, who averted eye contact. "I'm not stupid fullmetal, we break up yesterday and you already have a new lover? I didn't know you were that type of guy…" He paused letting his words sink in. "You have more work to do, as I recall." Roy sighed.

"Uh… Roy… I…" Roy paused and looked back at the fullmetal. Ed blushed and rubbed his metal arm nervously, "I'm sorry it had to happen like this… but me and Envy…"

"No need to explain fullmetal. Your new at love if I recall, and if you've been in the game as long as I have…" Roy paused his black eyes burning into Ed, "You'll see you'll have your turn being heart broken."

"ENVY ISN'T LIKE THAT!" Ed shouted, "He… he would never…"

Roy turned to him, "Ed, if I recall that was the same guy trying to kill you the other day. Why would someone like that, someone whose was trying to kill you. Fall head of heels in "Love" with you?" Roy asked.

Ed paused, and stared at the older man.

"He's using you Edward, and I hope you doesn't hurt you to badly… or even kill you when your back is turned."

"WHAT!" Edward shouted enraged, "Mustang… Your… Your just jealous!"

Roy actually laughed at the statement. The laugh was cold, and Ed gulped the lump in his throat. "Oh yes Fullmetal, I'm jealous. You keep thinking that, and go on with that imaginary relationship of ours. When you come crawling back…"

"I WON'T!" Ed interrupted.

Roy continued, "I MIGHT pick up the pieces."

Ed glared, "I rather die by Envy's hands then come crawling back to you. BREAKING UP WITH YOU WAS THE BEST THING I EVER DID!"

"And not having you for a boyfriend is the best thing that could have ever happen to me!" Roy stated.

Both looked at each other with stone faces. Not realizing how badly their words hurt the other. Before Roy couldn't stand looking at Ed any more and turned away. He didn't think Ed could hurt him any more, and he hoped his words hurt Ed the same before he heard Ed yelling at him some more. "AND He's TEN TIMES BETTER THEN YOU IN BED!"

Ouch…

"The full metal Idiot, is even willing to Lie for you Envy…" Lust said watching the battle of words below. "You must really have him head over heels…" she noted.

Envy laughed, "Yeah, I have him wrapped around my little finger." He watched his angry chibi storm off after his fight with the Colonel. 'Ten Times better?' Envy laughed in his mind, 'Probably am, just wait Chibi…' he thought. When…

"Don't worry Chibi-san… I won't take anything so precious to you… yet.'

Envy thought silently to himself, 'And I won't…'

"Envy?" Lust asked noticing something was off in the older sin's features.

Envy blinked, "What?... I…I'm fine Lust!" then he pouted. Looking over the side of the roof of Central.

Lust stared at him trying to 'read' him when a familiar chomping sound was heard. Both Sin's looked back and saw Gluttony slowly devouring the side of the roof. Lust sighed, "Gluttony, control yourself…" She looked over at Envy, "And that goes for you too…"

Envy's face fell, "What's that suppose to mean?" he asked.

"We need this boy Envy… Slowly get to the military from the inside, and get to him from the inside." She smirked at the thought of how the teen would break once his "Lover" turned on him.

Envy watched, for once, he wasn't turned on with the thought of killing someone. It was, after all, his chibi Lust wanted to kill. He sighed, wondering what he was going to go… Tell her he fell in love for real. That it all wasn't a game… That was the only reason he suggested getting close to Ed for a plan.

He sighed, wondering if this was all a good idea… wondering…

Later That day: Roy sighed as he stared at his empty desk… no paperwork… he worked really hard today to keep his mind off Ed… When Hughes walked in with a smile on his face, "Hello Roy, got what you wanted!" he stated.

"Oh! Good!" Roy said as Hughes came over, "By the way, is fullmetal done with his work?" The flame asked.

Hughes sighed, "Yeah, I don't know how, guess he had a new drive." That made Roy smirked. 'So Ed found a way to vent all that anger, maybe I should give him more chores often…' Suddenly a silly crayon drawing of Envy was slapped in front of Roy's face.

Roy had drawn it that day to vent anger, that why the little chibi Envy had knifes sticking out of his head. When Hughes came in. On his first guess, he figured out that was the drawing of "The other man…" and volunteered to investigate.

Roy's senses perked at that option and he almost jumped out of his seat in excitement as revenge plans came to mind.

But he calming sat in his chair, and thanks Hughes for the help.

"So what do you have?" The Colonel asked.

"Not much I'm afraid, very mysterious go. Been seen around town, stealing donuts and what not. But today… a officer saw him on the roof. Talking about Ed…"

"What?" Roy asked becoming more interested.

"He was with two others, a women and a small man. That… Ate our roof…"

"WHAT! Maes now you sound crazy!" Roy huffed. Once again Maes Hughes' fails to deliver.

"They called him Envy, ring a bell?" Hughes asked. Roy paused, 'ENVY ISN'T LIKE THAT!' Ed had said.

"Yeah, must be the same guy." He pondered. Hughes went on…

"They talked about how they 'Need Ed' and how Envy should 'Control himself.' Together, neither sound very good. They probably didn't even get down to the nitty gritty."

Roy shot up, "Where's Fullmetal now?" he demanded.

"Left…" Maes answered.

"WHAT! Without my permission?" Roy screamed grabbing his coat and putting it on as he walked out of his office. Hughes followed behind as he talked, "Well he was mad Roy, what did you want him to do. Wait for you to give him more work?" Hughes asked. Roy shot him a glare and he shut his mouth. "Sorry, not helping…"

"How long ago?" Roy asked.

"Um… about three hours…"

"Shit…" Roy silently cursed. Then noticed Hughes was starring at him. "What?"

"I heard you two yelling this morning, hell, all central heard. You said some pretty mean things, but I don't think either of you meant it…" he smirked, "You still like him…"

"Shut up…" Roy murmured, knowing it was true. They got outside and Roy took off in the direction of Ed's house.

"Wait! Don't you want a ride?" Hughes asked, "I can get a car…"

"No time!" Roy called over his shoulder. Continuing to run.

Hughes sighed, "RUN ROY! RUN AND GET YOUR MAN!"

"SHUT UP!"

Sigh: Its midnight and I'm tired, I didn't think this was good. Sorry, but I wanted to get it done… Now, guess what… I'm stuck! Don't know what should happen! I want something that will test all three characters. And bring them together.

Come on Reviewers and help me come up with something!

Anyway, thanks for the reviews, Hope you enjoyed it. And Please HELP! (see above) another way for you to help is to REVIEW for this chapter! THANKS!