Title: Twisted Love

Summary: Ed is with Roy, but when Envy admits he likes the young alchemist, Ed isn't so sure about his and Roy's relationship. "If I love him, I shouldn't care what Envy thinks… right?"

Disclaimer: I don't own the characters, only the plot.

Chapter Six:

Ed sat at the kitchen table, nibbling on some bratwurst that Al had made for dinner. A small kitten he had 'found' on the way home laid at his side, silently begging for some of the meat with its big purple eyes.

Ed looked down at it, snorted and looked away, while tearing a small piece and throwing it to the ground. The kitten attacked it hungrily, and Al laughed at the soft spot Ed showed for the animal. This was the brother that always scolded him for bringing in strays, then he comes, bearing the precious gift of the tiniest blackest kitten Al had ever seen, begging the younger brother if he could stay. Al had to agree, his brother never begged. Besides, it was nice have company, even if it was the company of a little kitten.

There was a soft knock on the door, Ed and the kitten continued to eat, as Al sighed and got up to get the door. A moment later a soft laughter was heard, "Colonel, what a surprise!"

Ed gasped and chocked on the over sized sausage he had in his mouth. The kitten looked up curiously as Al and Roy walked into the kitchen. "Brother look who's here!" Al's voice boomed happily within the armor.

Ed glared at Roy, who was smirking smugly. "What are you doing here?" he sneered.

"I have military business with you Fullmetal…" he answered coolly, he looked at Alphonse, "If you don't mind…" he said softly.

Alphonse jumped a little, "Oh! Of course, sorry sorry… I'll go and…" Alphonse paused thinking of something to do, "well I'll do something." He bowed at Roy and left, closing the kitchen door behind him.

"Well…" Ed asked.

"Ed I need to talk to about… you new boyfriend…" Roy sighed. Ed seemed to look interested now but he glared at Roy, warning him silently that he better not say anything he was going to regret.

Roy gulped, wishing it was that easy. "I had some research done on him…" He saw Ed snicker, but he didn't see the kitten give a little smirk of his own. "Good luck with that…" Ed sighed.

"Yes, well…" Roy cleared his voice, "Ed, bad news, your boyfriend's using you." He stated bluntly.

Ed's face fell to shock, then anger. The kitten looked up abruptly, Ed growled, "Please Mustang, I know your jealous but making up lies like that…"

"Edward I already told you, I'm not jealous. I have a witness that saw you lover on the roof of central. Mocking you, saying how he needs to control himself from REALLY falling for you, and…"

"oh please…" Came the voice that interrupted Roy as a eerie glow came from under the table and suddenly Envy appeared behind Ed. Wrapping his arms around his chibi's small frame. "If you have something to say Colonel, say it to my face." He smirked at Roy's shocked expression.

"How…did you…" Roy started, but shut his own mouth, "Nevermind. Please though, explain to me and Ed your presence on our roof." Roy demanded.

Envy sighed, and looked down at Ed who looked at him with big hopeful golden eyes. "I don't know what your talking about…" he stated. Roy glared at him, knowing the Sin was lying threw his teeth. Ed looked at Roy was a accomplished grin, "SEE!" he stated.

"Edward…" Roy said softly, causing Edward to stare at a little sadden by how he missed the way he would call him not. And a little shocked he wasn't mad, and hadn't burned Envy to a crisp. "Edward… good look with that this lie of a relationship your in…" he said, then glared at Envy, "And IF I do find out you are the cause of any hurt and or injury to Major Elric you will fry, hear me?" he asked coldly.

Ed's mouth fell a little upon from more shock, and Envy waved the threat good-bye. "You won't have to worry about that, good-bye now." Roy gave Envy one last cold stare, before turning on his heel and stomping out of the house.

"Colonel?" Alphonse asked as Roy passed him walking out of the house. He watched silently as Roy Mustang seemingly walked to his house. "What happened?" he asked no one is particular and decided to ask Ed as he walked into the house.

"Envy…" Ed said softly, feeling a little, frightened from out the Flame alchemist had said. He heard Envy snorted silently, and Ed looked up to see the expression the homunculi was wearing. As he turned around to face his lover, Envy swooped down and locked lips with the fullmetal.

Tongue and all made way into Ed's mouth as they swapped spit for a moment, then broke apart. "There…" Envy gasped, slightly out of breath, "I hope that clears up any doubt you may have…" He saw Ed give a weak nod. "Good…" Envy sighed bending down to rest his forehead on Ed's. "I love you Ochibi-chan, and I'll protect you from that bastard and others like him." Mainly Lust and the others…

He heard Ed give a heavy sigh, and they embraced holding each other until Alphonse Elric burst into the kitchen. "BROTHER!" he gasped. Ed and Envy broke apart and stared at the armored alchemist. All wore shocked and ugly expression; no one knew what to say to the other. Until Alphonse screamed.

Roy smirked half a block away from the Elric home, being able to hear the loud piercing scream that had come from Alphonse. He knew Ed had been caught, probably doing something naughty with Envy, he laughed to himself. Feeling better, and picking up pace to his home.

Wow! I wrote it, I pondered and pondered, and thought it was short, but it'll work! Oh I reread the last chapter, my god can you readers ever forgive the mistakes I made. I know let's take it out on Alchemist's proof reader who never returns the edited versions! Sorry guy's I'll get on them for that.

Next Chapter: Envy and Ed run into some trouble, and Envy finds himself begging for Roy's help! The two figure out they have something in common, Ed.

Special Note: I'm going on a five day vacation, trip, thing so you'll have to wait about six days for the next chapter. Yeah I know, and I just figured out what I want to happen in the next chapter… but if I come back to lots of reviews, and some good story updates, I'll make it my goal to update the day I get back. So THANKS EVERYONE!

-Alchemist X