Hiei's Jaded Dragon: "Well Happy flipping New Years for all of those who celebrate it. Life is totally crazy but this New Years sucks. . .I'm at home doing nothing but listing to a music countdown, eating till I puke, and sipping Champagne and DR. Pepper. It actually tastes pretty good. Case you're curious, if your parent allows it, you can drink whatever the fuck you want and since my mom left me at home, she felt bad and is letting me have some. She knows that kids get into stuff and would rather have me build up me alcohol tolerance now before I hit college and get taken advantage of 'cause I can't retain anything. Sometimes, she's awesome. Anyway I'm trying to update soon so here it is."

Hiei: "Onna you are beyond weird and that's saying something coming from me."

Me: "Hiei, we all know you have problems but we're not here to discuss them. But I do have a friend, well I guess since he reviews, I could sorta call him my friend. . .oh whatever. Anyway he wrote a humorous, really perverted story but only got like 12 reviews so if you all like perverted humor you might want to check out: Everlasting Mission by Vashlover9."

Hiei: "The poor soul will probably think you're weird for doing that."

Me: "I know I'm weird but I seriously don't care. However you don't like people pointing out that you're vertically challenged. . ."

Hiei: "ONNA SHUT UP!!! You're shorter than me!"

Me: "But I don't care, so why don't you do the disclaimer and I'll be quiet . . . for a while at least."

Hiei: "This idiot of a girl owns shit except Talia, Kira, and this crazy plot. So if you were to sue, I'd be coming after you. ." He takes out his sword and slices a desk in half. Then he destroys my room.

Me: "Hiei you have some serious problems. But now I have a reason why my room is so messy. Yeah! Thank you Hiei."

Hiei: Continues to destroy my room.

bowserjr: "Glad that made you happy and you think this was sweet. By the way, I love Keiko/Yusuke pairings.

Sumiko Minamino: "I'll check out your fic when I can. And I would kill to be Talia or Kira. The guys they're with are hot. If only they were real."

HIEISfavFANgrl: "I'll update soon hopefully."

Summoner-of-the-Silver-Wolf: "Glad your glad. I'll update soon. . .hopefully."

Tweetyboo: "Thanks. I'll update A.S.A.P."

Toki: "I wish I were her too. And I love Yusuke's pervertness."

Hoshimare: "I love being perverted so writing this fic makes me happy. Ususally I can't write like this… my mom would freak and my teahcres would get pissed off. I love . . well as long as they're not deleting fics."

sunshine14586: "Thanks for telling me the name of her pet. Tlaia does speed up the relationship. . .very soon."

Chow-Chow Binks: "Shizuru does get a boyfriend but in the sequel. But I won't tell you who. And Hiei and Talia were trying to be as convincing as possible, so the others kinda believe them to be telling the truth."

KivaJagashi: "Thanks and I'll try to update A.S.A.P."

mistress of the keys: "Thank you and Happy B-day."

napha: "Since you said please. . .here's more."

Metallica: "I love their music and you love this fic. Yay!"

Hiei's fire dragon girl: "Short and quick updates beat long and slow ones. Spending all that time with Yusuke has caused some of his pervertness to rub off on Keiko. are so lucky to get an electric guitar."

Dark Dragon King: "I try to focus on all the characters, key word being 'try' but it's kinda hard since this fic is mainly about Hiei."

Silvermane1: "Thanks"

Hiei-lonewolf: "The detective is and forever shall be a baka. Sorry about the shortness."

Maboroshi Kaji: "I love that ending and it tied in great with the holidays."

Nayami-Zetsumei: "Thanks for saying that since everyone one I know says this is a waste of time."

YerAverageKuramaFangirl: "Sorry about the type-o's but I'm usually in a rush to type this---my mom hates me doing it---and I forget to use the spell check. And thanks for the compliment, it lifted my spirits, especiallly since my English teacher says I'm an idiot. But I'm not, she's just evil.

Shadow-Seeker-13: "This chapter is all about Hiei."

Amanra: "Yukina is a younger sibling, allof them are evil, I know mine those guys grab your ass, grab theors back. . .it freaks them out. Or kick their ass for touching yours. Oh and Hiei is MINE. I have him locked up in my closet. Mahahahhahahahahahahhahahah!!!"

Nasi Youkai: "Glad you likey. Me update when me can."

Botan aka Kayko15: "You and everyone like this. . .cool. Sorry but I can't tell you if anyone ever figures out the truth or not but I hope you enjoy reading about the way it turns out."

Dragonkatana980: "I can't spell good either. Sorry about the long waits but I'v had finals, holidays, tons of projects, and my mom had forbidden me to update so I'm doing it when she's not home and its so hard not to get caught. She hates anime and thinks its stupid so whne she found out I write fics based on amine. . . it didn't go so well. So now updates are slow."

Goddess-Sango: "I won't hurt Kurama. . .too much. Captain Nudey Pants was one of my funniest moments---it really happened with an idiot friend of mine---and I still laugh today."

"Talking"

-Thoughts-

/Telepathy/

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The little voice inside your head

It was about seven in the morning when Talia woke up to find herself in her clothes from yesterday and laying down next to something very warm. She was quite comfortable and didn't feel like getting up but a growl from her stomach made her move.

-Hm, . . . I remember yelling at my sister and I guess I laid down again. Where's Hiei? Oh he's behind me. . .whatever. Better wake him up too. Hm, but he looks so sweet while sleeping.- She leans over and stares at him for a while but the starring causes him to jolt awake. He could feel her eyes on him. It was creepy enough to cause Hiei to fall off the bed and unwrap the covers he was wrapped up in. But of course, he was Still naked from last night (no matter how you say that, it doesn't sound right) and as soon as those covers unrolled . . .Talia got another full view of Hiei's naked glory. But Hiei is only half awake so he's not aware that he's in the nude.

-I saw him naked twice in the last 24 hours! Sheesh does he have to look so good without clothes on? I want to keep looking and I do like him, he even said he wanted to be more than friends but this. . .oh hell I am so lame. I like him, he likes me, I trust him more than anyone and I flip-out when I see him naked! Boy get some clothes on. . .wait he fell asleep naked so he's still naked. I'm soo dumb for not making him get some damn clothes on last night. He let his demonic side take over, he couldn't think enough to put something on but that damn blanket. Maybe I should tease him for falling asleep as Captain Nudey Pants. Yeah and I could make everything sound nasty! Hehe.- She thinks mischievously. "Hey Hiei, do you like the breeze your getting right now. It's the sort of 'sensation' you can only feel when you become . . ." she pauses and whispers sexily into his ear "Captain Nudey Pants."

At this Hiei looks down and notices he's in his birthday suit. -Shit! I let my demon side take over before I fell asleep. That explains why I'm naked. . .but why did she just flirt with me and why is she looking at me? I'm naked, look the other away! Must I remind you every day that she likes you! If she thinks this is funny, go with it! This is the second time she's seen you naked and the only thing you've seen is her in lingerie. You're a freckin' dumbass! No one asked for your opinion. I can handle this without you trying to control me. Now if you don't mind, since she's playing with me, I'm going to play with her. That's just your way of saying I was right. Shut-it.- "Yes Talia I love the 'sensation' I get while in the nude. I love it so much I think I'll play the role of the 'Captain' for the time being." He says with a smirk. -Ha take that onna. You love messin with me, see how you like being messed with back. You're not the only one who can be flirty . . .did I just say I know how to be flirty? I must be going insane. Yes you are quiet the mad little fellow. That might explain why you talk to yourself. I do not talk to myself. Yes you do. I am part of you and your talking to me right now. So technically, you do talk to yourself. Didn't I tell you to shut up?-

-Meep. Is he serious?! No, he's just playing cause I flirted with him. I'm not going to be the one to back down first. Finally you flirt. But for the wrong reason. Don't you see that if he's willing to flirt, he likes you? And no this is not about pretending because in case you haven't noticed no one's in the room, so he can drop the act but he's not. And neither are you. You thought it was funny to flirt but in truth you seriously enjoy it. You are beyond stupid.-

"You like being naked? Then do you also enjoy the 'special' activity that people do while being naked?" She asks with a sexy hiss like whisper. -Wonder what he'll do next? Damn I'm playing a stupid game of flirt for no reason at all. I have major issues. I should be flirting cause I like him not cause I think it's funny to mess with his head. That's probably just my physiological excuse to flirt with him. I love my best friend, he obliviously loves me back, and we're too stupid to do anything more than have a stupid game of flirt.-

-This idea of me pretending to be his mate has made me want to be his mate. Darn it, curse cruel irony. Well I've never been a coward, so why not? Hiei wouldn't have to tell his sister the truth, we wouldn't be pretending anymore, making the whole mate thing easier, and I could be with someone who somehow fully understands me. Why didn't I think of this before? Because before you were too young and only thought of him as a friend. But at least you now have fully admitted how you feel. Will you quit being right for a change! No, being right is fun and making you look stupid fills me with joy. But aren't we the same person????. . .???Yes and no. What's that supposed to mean? I don't know. Some conscience you are. Hey I'm smarter than you! You don't know that, we're the same person, so how can 'You' be smarter than me? Uh… Ha I won! I outsmarted my conscience. . .I'm pathetic. That is something we can both agree on. Shove it. -

"Maybe, it depends if I've got the right person with me."He answers with a smirk. -What in all of Renkai am I saying?! I must be drunk and don't remember getting drunk. Quit denying what you feel you idiot. You like her and when you think on impulse alone, you are able to express what you truly feel and have always felt. Can you image yourself without her? No but. . . But what? You know you love her, it's always been obvious. Talia's sister even said that you two flirt without realizing it. Being mates would make you so much closer. You'd be happier and it's something you both want. Go for it.-

-Ok I'm cutting the crap right here. Hiei doesn't flirt unless he's serious. So if he's serious I'm game.- "Then am I the right person? 'Cause you are defiantly my right person." Talia says as she smiles.

". . .You serious?" He manages to stutter out as she nods. "I um. . .now?" He says a little shaken up. -Not quite the answer I was expecting. But I feel as if some heavy burden has been lifted off my chest. Now I really will have a mate, meaning I won't be lying to anyone anymore. Plus somehow, I've falling for her. I've known her for as far back as I can remember and never bothered to stop and realize that living wouldn't be possible without her. I need her, I love her, and I want nothing more than to make her mine forever. God my thoughts are so corny. I could write the stuff for a ningen card company.-

"Yes now." Responds Talia in a very commanding voice that would have made a lesser man crumble.

"Now as in right now?" He asks slightly nervous. Her only response to this is to join him on the floor, lean in dangerously close, and utter one word: "Yes." She sits on top of him, despite the fact that he's fully naked, and kisses him. She bites his lip, demanding for entry, and when he responds to this, she explores his entire mouth using her tongue, while he does the same. When they finish, both can barely breathe. She leans even closer and in one fluid movement, he bites her neck. It bleeds for a second but she quickly heals. She sits up and after grabbing his favorite body part, begins to massage said part. Using her powers she warms up her hands and rubs him in tiny circles. He moans loudly, thoroughly enjoying the experience.

Meanwhile with the foxes:

Kira wakes up and a tiny yawn escapes her lips. Kurama wakes up also and the two head down stairs to get some breakfast but decide it would be best to talk to Talia and Hiei first. Kira casually walks up to her sister's door and opens the door. The sight she was greeted by was not what she had expected to see so early in the morning. Her older (but shorter) sister was sitting on top of a naked Hiei and he was moaning in pleasure. As soon as she opened the door, Talia had turned around and saw them before they could run off. Her and Hiei's eyes had swollen to the size of tennis balls. Both didn't want to be caught in the act.

"Oh my god!" Says Kira. -She was. . .eeeeewwwww!!! And on the floor!!! Gross!-

"Kurama was at a loss for words and instead had his mouth hanging open. -She isn't doing to him what I think she is. . .She is!!! Nasty!!!-

Talia reaches up, grabs a blanket, and then screams "WHAT THE HELL DID I TELL YOU ABOUT NOT KNOCKING?!!! I'M GIVING YOU THREE SECONDS TO GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM OR I'LL BREAK YOUR LEGS SO YOU'LL BE INCAPABLE OF COMING TO DISTURB ME AGAIN!!!" -Not again. Can't they learn to knock? I'm never going to get very far with them here. I'll kill my sister for messing up my fun time. She's dead and her fox is too.-

The foxes being scared of her wrath once more, run off as fast as they can. As soon as they have put some distance between them and that crazy woman, Kira says "I'm not hungry anymore after seeing 'That' and it's not safe to stay her until my sister returns from being a psycho. Want to go to the mall or the movies or anywhere but here?"

"That's a great idea. Let's go, we can take my car."He answers as they exit the temple.

"This is my New Years gift to you all. Bit nasty I guess, I wouldn't know cause I'm always like this. I'm writing a new fic, check it out please. It will be posted by the time you read this if you look under my bio. Sometimes the story doesn't show up on the list for a while but if you look on the bio page of the author it does. Well bye bye and HAPPY DAMN NEW YEAR!!!" I shoot my gun cause I'm a crazy Texan. Then I pass out from being a drunk Texan.