Hiei's Jaded Dragon: "Vicky is back and on crack! In case you wondering what that meant . . .my name's Vicky and well I'm so crazy right now you might think I'm on crack. Well whatever."

Hiei: "Then you must be on crack 24/7."

Me: "Maybe, but since I am, I have an excuse to do all those mean things to you."

Hiei: "What are you up to?"

Me: "None of your business. And why would I tell you my dangerously evil plan?"

Hiei: "Ah-ha! You do have an evil plan! Tell me right now onna!"

Me: "No! But if you do the disclaimer . . ."

Hiei: Sigh. "This bitch owns absolutely nothing. So don't waste time trying to sue her."

Me: "Ok Hiei, my big plan is . . ." I whisper it to him.

Hiei: Eyes are like saucers and his mouth is hanging open. He stutters out "You can't?"

Me: "Oh but I can and I will. Mahahahhahahahahahahahaha!"

Hiei: "!"

Me: "See by not knowing anything you were happy. Ignorance is bliss."

Hiei: "Ptf. Explains why Kuwabaka is always so happy."

Kuwabaka: "Hey, I do know stuff! Shut-up shorty! And my name is NOT Kuwabaka!"

Hiei: "Really? Cause I thought it was with you being so stupid and all."

Me: "Hiei quit patronizing Kuwabaka."

Kuwabara: "For the last time my name is not KUWABAKA! IT'S KUWABARA!"

Me: "Sorry Kuwabara. Now for review time! Yay! But unfortuently my mom wants me out of the computer room so if you left a review saying you loved it and update, I just put thanks. Sorry but my mom wants me off the computer and she gets what she wants. However if you left a question or gave a review I could really comment on, I answered it."

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Hiei's fire dragon girl: "Oh fire. . fire is nice. And glad you appreciate the dirty humor in this fic."

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Lil KaWaIi AzN PrInCeSs: "Yes the foxes deserve to burn."

Hiei-lonewolf: "Why would I not continue.?"

hiei'slover-hiei is mine-Arwen:"I would love to be her too and our deal starts as soon as one of us catches the little hottie."
Hiei: "Ha-ha! You'll never catch me for I am the Sweet-Snow man!"
Me: "Weirdo but he is cute."

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Sumiko Minamino: "Oh so your perverted to. . .I welcome you to the PAPOI(Pa-Poy) or the Perverts and Proud of It society. Yeah!"

Vashlover9: "Hey did they delete your last fic? Damn them if they did. For an idea maybe write a fic abotu whichevr character is your fav or maybe all of them where they meet girls at a club. .. maybe a strip bar and then go from there. As long as it's perverted, it's all good."

Jessica Flores aka Jesse: "I wish I were Talia too. . Hiei is hot."

Lord of the dark Fluffiness: "Kurama and Kira wil get together soon. . .very soon. Hehe."

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"Talking"

Thoughts-

/Telepathy/

(Comments)

The little voice inside your head.

WARNING: As I've said before, I CAN write very nasty things and so there is a reason this story is rated R. If you don't like semi-descriptive sex scenes, I pity you. You don't like it, you don't read it. And if you are one of those losers who reports so-called abuse about certain stories, GO TO HELL!

This fic is sadly coming to an end but I'm doing a sequel with an interesting twist. See some people have used a basic concept I'm going to use but they always leave some people left out or over-villainize or honor certain characters. If you want to know more, I just might give you hints about what the sequeal is about if I get enough reviews. Oh and before I forget, I wrote another fic called: The Life of Me Where It All Goes Wrong and its under Harry Potter. See I have a thing for dark characters like Hiei, Draco, and Snape. I'm weird like that.

Anyway enjoy reading and sorry for the long wait but lately we've had testing, actually doing science fair, HOSA (it's a health competition my nerdy school does), and tons of projects, homework, and tests. So I've had no time for updating. Sorry but there was nothing I could do at the time."

"Damn those idiots! We were in the middle of things! Why do they insist on screwing up our screw around time! Oh well I think they left and hopefully they will NEVER again open our door without permission." Talia screams.

Unfortunately the dojo is filled with hero-type people who bluntly rush in after hearing anyone scream. So in come the collection of heroic morons. The sight that greets them isn't exactly welcoming. With eyes practically falling out of their heads, the other inhabits of Genkai's temple shut the door quickly after seeing Talia sitting atop a naked Hiei. They didn't see anything but even Kuwabaka could put two and two together to figure out what they were doing. Due to their strong fear of "Shorties crazy girlfriend" they ran off before she could yell at them or hurt them. But she saw them and screamed "I WILL KILL YOU MORONIC SNOOPS IF IT'S THE LAST THING I FUCKING DO!"

"But don't you want ME to be the last thing you Fucking DO?" Hiei asks sheepishly. -I know I shouldn't have said that but. . .whatever. Damn people. I was about to have fun and now she's pissed-off and will probably want to beat the hell outta everyone instead of staying here, alone with me. Hopefully what I said will get her to stay. Koenma would throw a temper-tantrum if all of his detectives were found after she's finished with them. She can be hell itself when angered. But that's why you like her. She's like playing with fire. . . exciting, dangerous, uncontrollable, and fun to watch.-

"Ha-ha very funny you little perv. You know I was saying that I want to beat the crap outta them." she says with a smile.

"So no fucking?" he asks with a fake sniffle sniffle. -Why did I say that? Cause you want to do her. You can do her all night long! Great I have a dirty conscience.-

"I never said that." She grins mischievously and leans over to kiss him some more. -Dumbo, did he honestly think that after all of this I would just run out and kick his friend's asses? I don't hate them or anything but they really need to learn that people need their privacy. Maybe later I'll talk to them, get to know them better, and find a way for them to at least start knocking. Just because I scream doesn't mean I'm in trouble. Oh well, back to my fun time before someone else interrupts us AGAIN!-

For about the next couple of minutes they kiss until they run out of breath but all the while Hiei had decided that it just wasn't fair that Talia got to see him in his birthday suit and she was still fully dressed. So he did what any guy in his position would do. . .he evened the score. In two minutes he had successfully removed almost everything and she didn't seem the least bit upset. Not giving a damn that they were on the floor, they began to devour one another.

Hiei started kissing her neck and went to fondling her breasts. He massaged them and started sucking on them while she moaned in pleasure. Not wanting to let him do everything, she leaned closer and wrapped herself around him, while she reached for his erection. Soon she was teasing him by playfully squeezing and sucking on his arousal. He moaned softly, but when she quit, he managed to get rid of her remaining layer of clothes. She smirked in approval and he slowly entered her. For a second it hurt a little, but she relaxed and he began to rhythmically move back and forth.

Since they were both fire demons, they increased their body temperature to a point that would have literally melted the skin of a normal person. The heat made them more passionate, causing the experience to be all the more enjoyable. Hiei finally entered all the way and he had hit it. . .the sweet spot. She moaned loudly. This continued for what seemed like hours until both were too tired to move. "Hey do you think we should go see everyone?"

"Do we have to? They saw you on top of me and. . . I don't want to." He says. -I will never hear the end of it. The idiot will say something like "Ew shorty and a girl did IT!" The detective will congratulate me on scoring but that's none of his business. The girls will be all happy and the foxes . . . one will say "I knew you liked her" and the other won't believe he was wrong about what kind of relationship we have. Either that or they'll all be extremely disgusted . . . maybe I should go just to see the looks on their faces. Mahahahahahahaha! Cough cough.-

"We have to but first we need to take a shower." She says while grinning. -A shower for two coming right up. Wonder what we could do in there? Hehe. Oh so you are a dirty girl. Yeah but if I wasn't I wouldn't be me.-

"We as in we take it at the same time?" He asks and smiles. -I am so glad she is a dirty girl….how come I didn't notice that before? Cause your stupid. Go to hell. If I do you come too. Bite me. I can't seeing as how I don't have a mouth. Well if you don't have a mouth, then how are you talking? No comment. WHY can't you take that attitude with everything? Cause I love to annoy. Fuck you. No fuck Talia. Good point now shut-up.-

"Of course. How else would I do it?" The two go to the shower and take an extra long rinse. When they finish, it's time for lunch so they head to the kitchen. When they came in everyone just stares at them. There was that long awkward silence before Boton coughed and said "Good morning sleepy heads. Would you like some stew? Yukina spent all morning on it and it tastes wonderful."

"That would be great Boton. Um, it smells delicious." Talia replies. -God I am so glad she ended that silence. It was starting to creep me out.-

"Hn." Hiei and Talia then serve themselves and begin to eat. All was going well until. . .

"Hey Talia what is that mark on your neck. It looks like a vampire bit you. Ew shorty's into all that kinky stuff!" the baka shouts.

"Kuwabara, male demons give their mates a bite mark on their neck to show that they belong to one another. It's our way of getting married. But about all that kinky stuff. . .well that's none of you business." The fire chick says with a smirk.

Oh my god, she has the mark. It's there. She's his and its permanent. There is no way this is for pretend. They are mates!- Thinks Boton as her eyes swell to the size of dinner plates and her mouth is hanging open in disbelief. Everyone else is doing the same thing and thinking along the same lines.

-My plan just went down the drain. Now I'll never get him to admit the truth. Why does he have to be so stubborn! Why can't he tell me the truth! Is he ashamed of me!- Yukina remorsefully thinks before she politely excuses herself.

/Hiei something is wrong with your sister. She seems so sad. I'll go check on her ok/ Talia says to Hiei telepathically.

/Good idea. I'm not very good at comforting people anyway./ He answers.

Talia gets up, tells everyone she needs to go do something, and goes to Yukina's room. but she stops at the door when she hears the sounds of muffled sobs. She decides to eavesdrop on the conversation by hiding behind the door.

"Calm down my sweet ice maiden. What's wrong? You have to tell me or I can't help." says Kuwabara in a comforting voice.

"It's Hiei. I know he's my brother and I said I wanted to be his mate in hopes that in the process tell me he can't because he's my brother. I thought it would be easy to get him and Talia to get caught in their lie when he showed up with her. But I was wrong, she is his mate, and he has no reason to tell me the truth. I wanted to hear it coming from him but now he'll never admit it. NEVER!" She cries in between sobs.

"Oh don't worry. I'm sure he tell you someday. Just please quit crying." He replies soothingly.

At this Talia leaves and goes to Hiei's room to think.

Meanwhile:

Kurama and Kira had ran out of the temple this morning after seeing 'That'. They hopped into Kurama's red mustang convertible and he floored it. The two foxes speed away as if hell was on their tails. They laughed, sang songs from the radio, and had a good time. Awhile later Kurama took them to a bookstore with an adjacent coffee shop. They ordered two lattés and two blueberry muffins. They fed each other and couldn't stop smiling.

Afterwards, Kira suggested they go to the movies. They randomly picked a movie since they were going to do anything but actually watch the movie. During said movie, they decided to sit in the very front since no one ever sits there. Kurama was chewing some gum when Kira leaned forward and they started a tongue war, completely oblivious to all the stares they were getting. He used his tongue to explore every little bit of her mouth and she did the same. When she pulled away, both were gasping for breath and she had his gum. She smirked and blew a bubble.

"I think we should do that again. I really want my gum back." he responds with a mischievous grin. -That felt. . .whoa. She's got skill. Yeah now what else can she do with that tongue? Quit being so perverted. No.-

The fox leans in and bits her lip while she moans. She parts her lips and they kiss until they can't take it one second longer. When they stop, the audience claps and one guy shouts "You go man! You should get an Emmy for a kiss like that!" Slightly embarrassed, they blush, thank the people, and quietly leave.

"I didn't know we were being watched. Now I understand why my sister gets so pissed off when we walk in on her and Hiei. It's embarrassing. Speaking of her, I'm sure she's cooled off by now, so it's safe to go back. Come on, I want to eat some more of Yukina's cooking." Kira says. -Whoa his kisses are like heaven I should so thank my sister for somehow getting me and this hunk to admit our feelings. She's a genius!-

So they get in his car and drive back while entertaining themselves by singing like a bunch of morons.

"So how was it? NOW REVIEW or no preview of the sequel. Oh and today (March 12) was my birthday! YEAH! I'm 16 and this summer, I get to go car shopping! AWESOME! Plus my friends and I are going to the Houston rodeo to see Maroon five and get sick on carnival rides!"