Hello my friendy, friend, friends! The next chapter has arrived! Can I here a whoop, whoop? –cricket chirps-. Hem, hem….YAY FOR U2! I LOVE THEM! I LOVE BEASTBOY HE IS SOOOOOOOO KEWL! Yeah…well this is the next gay chapter (and no, my chapter isn't gay, you people are so rude).

"BEEP, BEEEP, BEEP!" The Titan's alarm rang shrilly through the tower alerting everyone of the current emergency at hand. Beastboy grumbled, rubbing sleep from his eyes and stumbling into the Titan's main room. He was the last one awake apparently. Cyborg stood alert and ready by the door now and then throwing odd looks at Robin who was pacing restlessly in the centre of the room. Starfire was hovering just off the ground following Robin with her eyes, she was wearing light pink silk pajamas and if Robin hadn't been completely stressed he would, at this moment be unconscious on the floor. Beastboy frowned for a moment, he wasn't the last one. Where was Raven? As if to answer his question Raven entered the room yawning and stretching. Beastboy grinned smugly. He hadn't been the only one asleep.

"Hiya Rae! Have a nice sleep?"

"You pig." She grumbled.

He visibly grimaced. "Not me, surly?"
"Oh, shut up."

But she didn't say it in a mean way, just a cute way. Beastboy grinned back at her in response then painfully turned his gaze away from her pajamas onto Robin who was mumbling in some distant language. Beastboy wondered vaguely whether Robin had been taking English lessons from Starfire. Finally after ten minutes the silence was broken by Cyborg.

"Ahhh, Robin? Is it just me or was there actually an alarm a few minutes back? 'Cause if there wasn't I really want to get back to bed, my censors need rest."

Robin stopped pacing and his eyes snapped towards Cyborg.

"SO IT WAS YOU!" He yelled.

Cyborg shook his head. "No man it wasn't me, whatever it was."

"IT WAS YOU!" Robin screamed walking forward.

"No, it wasn't. I don't even know what the hell you're talking about."

"DON'T LIE TO MEEEEEEEEE!" Cyborg was now backed up against the wall. He began to laugh nervously.

"Heh, heh…Robin calm down and talk some sense man. What did I do? We all want to know man, then maybe after we've talked about it we can find a solution, without you having to kill anyone in the process." Robin didn't answer; he did however begin cackling madly.

"Robin?" Starfire said meekly from across the room. Robin stopped his mad laughter and swung around; searching for the unlucky person who had interrupted his evil laughter moment and his eyes stopped on none other then Starfire.

He took in a breath, calming himself.

"Yes Starfire?"

"Please could you explain what Cyborg has done? You have scared Raven, Beastboy, Cyborg and I severely."

Robin took another deep breath and nodded, stepping away from Cyborg and taking a normal stance.

"O.k. guys. Now where to begin?"

This is like when the Titan's first started

Robin smiled at his new team; they were good, all good. Great people and able fighters; a damn sight better then he would ever be. Covering over his thoughts, he grinned at them and called out.

"Everyone get ready for our first group photo…and SMILE GOD DAMNIT RAE!"

"I'm next to Raven!" Beastboy called grabbing Raven's hip and pulling her next to him.

"Shove off you freak." Raven said trying, though not very hard to push Beastboy away from her.

"I will be next to you friend Robin!" Starfire stated beaming at him. Robin nodded, and then turned to Cyborg.

"CYBORG STOP GIVING BEASTBOY BUNNY EARS! That's awesome Star, here you can stand between Cyborg and me. Beastboy, remember we had our little chat about not touching Raven inappropriately, remember and you swore you wouldn't ever again? WELL YOURE DOING IT AGAIN! Raven SMILE!"
"Dude" Beastboy whined. "I can't believe you said that in front of everyone. Now smile Robin, the photo's being taken."

Robin fumed, how dare Beastboy told HIM to smile. He was the leader of this team and they weren't even paying attention to him.

"SMILE, SMILE, RAVEN! BEASTBOY STOP GETTING HORNY OVER RAVEN, CYBORG QUIT BEING AN IMMATURE SHIT AND LISTEN TO WHAT I'M SAYING! ARE YOU LISTENING? YOU'RE NOT ARE YOU? YOU ALL SUCK! SUCK, SUCK, SUCK! THIS TEAM IS SHIT, SHIT, YAH HERE? SHIT! FRIGGEN HELL MY TEAM IS MADE OUT OF A HORNY FRIGGEN ELF, A GOTH CHICK, A HALF DAMN ROBOT, ME THE MARCIAL ART FREAKO AND, AND, And … AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

"Snap" The photo had been taken.

"DUDE, I WANNA SEE THE PHOTO!"

"SLAM" Beastboy slid down the wall.

"Owwww! What was that for Rae?"

"Don't ever touch me again."

Robin frowned grabbing the newly developed photo as everyone crowded around him for the photo…though not Raven Beastboy ignoring Raven's order for him not to touch her had dragged her over.

"Man I look hot." Cyborg said

"HA LOOK AT ROBIN!"

Raven shook her head, "What the hell were you doing?"

Robin huffed at their laughter.

"Fine you guys laugh, I'll be in my room if you guys want me.

Robin turned and walked down the hall to his room. Still, fuming he yanked open his door and grabbed a little red book on his bed and madly began scribbling.

Back to the present

"Hah, I forgot that day…but I don't get it still, what did Cyborg do?" Beastboy asked, confused.

"He stole my book…"

Startled Starfire and Raven exchanged nervous glances.

"Ahhhh..." Starfire began feebly

"We need to do…umm…girl stuff." Raven interrupted grabbing Starfire's wrist and dragging her off out of the room. The guys stood gapping at the door.

Suddenly Cyborg shrugged. "Must be PMS."

Beastboy stared amused at the door.

"Nah, I think Rae had hers last week."

"How do you know that?"

Beastboy blushed. "I've seen her calendar…and it was my turn to do the laundry…"
All boys grimaced.

"Eeeew…" Cyborg imitated vomiting.

Robin nodded agreeing…he would never tell them that he knew when Star had hers.

"So you guys seen my book?" Both boys shook their heads.

"Naw man, haven't seen your diary."

"IT'S NOT A DIARY, IT'S A JOURNAL!"

"Ri-ight."

"So" Beastboy said changing the subject. "Wanna have a Gamestation relay?"

Cyborg eagerly nodded Robin however looked unsure.

"Come on man, we'll find your book later."

Robin sighed finally giving in and jumping on the couch.

"Alright, but you to are so going down!"

"EAT MY TECHNO BUTT YOU LITTLE SPIKEY HAIRED CHICKEN!"
"PREPARE TO DIE BOWING DOWN TO THE TOFU DUDE LORD!"

"Friend Raven what are we to do?"

"It's fine Star. We'll work something out."

"How?"

"Not sure but we will."

Yes a short chapter indeed, but at least I got something up. Robin's acting insane huh? Oh well…Beastboy's diary's in the next one k? Good 'cause I am DA AUTHOR! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I liked my flashback scene thing it was funny! Thanx for the reviews again, I love you guys. Oh on the latest episodes of Teen Titans if there's anything interesting that happened in Birthmark or Employee of the month tell me about it. Umm anyone wanna know the next episodes? To bad I'm telling you! They are: TROQ, THE PROPHECY, STRANDED, OVERDRIVE, MOTHER MAE EYE, THE END Pt. 1, THE END Pt. 2 and THE END Pt. 3…but you didn't hear it from me. Sorry if you already know them, oh and there is gonna be a season 5 but rumor is that they're going to add more members to the team in the next season…WAHHHHHHHH!

-me