Hiei's Jaded Dragon: "Hey everyone! How'd you like the last chapter? This one is sadly the last one but the sequel will be out soon so don't fret. It promises to have more perverted humor and tons of twists and turns."
Hiei: "Yeah more pain." He says sarcastically.
Me: "But it means more laughs for me. Don't you want me to laugh?"
Hiei: "No."
Me: "You suck."
Hiei: "Suck what?"
Me: ". . .Boobs!"
Hiei: "You're sick."
Me: "Yeah ain't it great?"
Hiei: "No."
Me: "Whatever."
slancaster113: "Thanks for actually reading the author's notes---you're about the only person who seems to know I'm writing a sequel."
Icedragongurl15: "Hopefully this chapter will answer all of your questions.
Ps. The rodeo was awesome."
SilverMidnight: "Sorry about the wait . . . I have been totally busy—I got my first job! The scenes would have been more graphic but just in case my mom ever found this I can't have it too nasty."
LeaMarie F. Rocket: "Liked your response."
SerenityMeowth: "Yeah doing it is awesome. Thanks for the b-day shout out."
dark-demonic-angel: "Yes the world is inhabited by tons of perv's. Glad you find this amusing."
Phantasmic Reality: "Ah another Marchie–it's great to be a March babe—our birth stone is kick ass."
Shadow-Seeker-13: "I'm always on crack or something else that makes me loopy . . . don't remember what though. Hehe."
Lord of the Dark Fluffiness: "Adored the compliment. I'll keep doing whatever the fuck it is I'm doing. Even I don't know how this turned out to be a good story. It confuses me, just like everything else does."
ChrisBenoitsBabay: "I hate when you can't log in properly. Yeah go shorty (Hiei) plus my nicknames shorty."
Kemiko3955: "Sure I'll update."
HIEISfavFANgrl: "Cause I'm evil and just cause you can't wait . . . I shall take forever to update! Mahahahahah! cough cough."
a person: "Yep everyone has someone. Yeah!"
star: "It's not the end but this chapter is the end and then the sequel."
Chow-Chow Binks aka Chic: "Cool glad you want me to continue."
Dark Dragon King: "Well I'm really sorry I made to you wait so long. But things have been happening and just no time to update."
Vashlover9: "Hey thanks for the happy birthday and sorry about your fic. Anyway e-mail later."
GoldenKitsuneHime13: "Glad your so enthusiastic about the sequel. And its awesome to be a perverted Texan—I hate how people assume if your from Texas you're a cowboy/girl."
Silverman: "Nice."
Ryoki Hirosuke: "Awesome you get to go car shopping too. I pray Kurama would kiss that good . . . and that anime hotties were real. Sigh. Well thanks for the review and I hope you like the sequel."
Hakai Akumu: "I laughed my ass of typing it. But sadly theses good ideas take time so updates are slow. Anyway BURN everything . . . Fire is FUN Mahahahahahhaha! Sorry it's that damn incense clouding my thoughts—I love the way they smell and the fire!"
loves-winged-dark-angel: "I will most definitively continue."
Jessica Flores aka Jesse: "Sadly it is almost over but there will be a sequel. And my friends say I'm sick too . . . I'm fine, just slightly deranged! I would love for Hiei to bite me neck . . . Hehe."
Bus Buddie: "Ok if your read the warning note last chapter . . . yes I'm writing a sequel. And who's your therapist . . . I need one too!"
Kyolover91: "I ADORE your review . . . and would love to be a writer but I'm going to become a doctor . . . but write nasty things on the side. Ha!"
Charmed One1only: "Ok I update soon! Obsessive much. Anyway thanks for the brilliant complement . . . no one I know seems to think so."
Robin Maxwell: "I would hurry but good writing takes time. Sure some people update soon and write a lot but it usually sucks ass. Quantity over quality is their motto but I'm just the opposite."
Moonlight-Poetry: "The other characters, especially Kurama will get more attention in the sequel but I am HIEI'S jaded Dragon for a reason. It's hard to concentrate on too many people but I'm trying."
bowserjr: "Steamy chappie . . . Yum. Too bad few writers make good ones. Lemons are awesome; they're sweet but bad at the same time. Yeah lemons."
hiei'slover-hiei is mine-Arwen: "Hiei in a net . . . new kinky fantasy but I like it. Anyway read your fic (both of them) and left a review."
Tricksterstheifgirl: "Yes there is a sequel but it's very different from the original but still full of strange, dirty humor."
"Talking"
/Telepathy/
-Thoughts-
(Comments)
The little voice inside your head
Yusuke, Shizuru, Botan, Genkai, and Hiei were lounging on the couch. Talia was in Hiei's room thinking about everything, Yukina was in her room being comforted by her idiot and Keiko, and Kira and Kurama were on their way back to the temple.
With people on the couch:
"Was I imaging things or did Yukina seem sad?" Asks Yusuke.
"It looked like she was about to cry. I hope she's alright." Boton adds.
"No, she isn't alright. The guy she loves is taken and he's also her long-lost brother. I'd be pretty fucked up if I fell for some guy, who turned out to be my bro, only to find he has someone else. I'm so glad Kazuma is butt ugly." replies Shizuru as all eyes look at Hiei.
". . .grrrr . . .WHAT!" he yells. -What do they want me to say? I can't tell her I'm my brother. It would break her heart.-
"Well you should talk to her." says Boton as if it was the most oblivious thing in the world.
"No." the little fire demon responds.
At the look he gave them, they all shut-up and he got up, claiming he was going to train.
"He really should talk to her. She deserves the truth." exclaimed Boton as soon as Hiei left.
"He can't. He won't. It's just too strange of a situation." Shizuru replies.
"Damn! It isn't fair to Yukina." Screams Yusuke.
"There is nothing we can do. It's none of our business." answers Genkai before getting up and going to her room. The others become silent after that. No one knew what to say. Hiei had a mate and while that was a good thing, now he didn't have to tell Yukina anything.
With Kurama and Kira:
"That was so much fun! Today was awesome. I did just get back from Makai and was in need of some relaxation. So thanks. . ." Kira tells Kurama before kissing him. They step out of his car and walk hand in hand to the temple. When they entered, everyone was unusually quiet.
"What happened? Did you see my sister and Hiei this morning and are now shocked to silence!" Kira says jokingly. -Oh what mood killers. Wonder what got their undies in a bunch. Wouldn't you like Kurama to get your undies in a bunch? Oh be quiet you dirty little voice.-
At that Yusuke looks up and utters three words "He marked her."
". . .Hiei, our Hiei, marked her!" asks Kurama. -Whoa they are mates but now . . . oh god. What about Yukina? She wanted Hiei as a mate but now he's taken and he's actually her brother. Now he has no reason to tell Yukina he's her brother! My plan went down the drain.-
"Holy Fucking Crap! He did! That's awesome but. . .oh no. . .Yukina" Kira whispers.
"Yeah, she left and seemed kinda of sad. And no telling how Kuwabara is taking all this. I mean he's proclaimed his love for the girl about a zillion times already." Says Yusuke.
"Damn, things never go right. But what are we supposed to do? Hiei can't be with Yukina, he loves my sister and he's also her brother. She must be crushed." Kira adds in sadly.
A sad eerie silence follows and the fun feels as if it's been sucked out of the room.
With Hiei:
Hiei has walked outside and is currently slashing some poor trees into shreds.
-Damn them. I can't tell her, she'd be ashamed to have someone like me for a brother. We're twins and as different as day and night. She's pure and innocent. I'm dark and tainted. She probably thinks her brother is a saint. She'd only be disappointed to learn I'm her brother. She's better off not knowing the truth. The cold truth crushes people like her. A warm lie is all she can handle. I guess ignorance really is bliss.- He thinks.
With Talia:
-I KNEW IT! She was testing our relationship but she did have good intentions. She really wanted Hiei to admit that he was her brother. On one hand she does deserve the truth but on the other she put us though hell for a short time while we came with such an elaborate scheme. Although that resulted in us becoming mates. . .UGH! I don't know what to think. Younger siblings are a pain in the ass. They mean well but go about it in all the wrong way.
I've got it. Hiei tells her the truth to appease her and then we show her some older brother love by doing what every bigger brother does when the younger one does shit. . .we strike back. I told him she was up to something, but he didn't want to believe me. It's a common known fact that older one is a tyrant and the younger one is a pain in the ass. But first we go through the emotional stuff and all the drama. Then we get even. God does she know how hard it was to fake everything. But now we are mates but just for the record, I can't let anyone lie to me and get away with it. That's my job. You're crazy. So?- Talia thinks.
At that moment she gets up but is stopped when the door opens and in walks Hiei. He looks tired and is really sweaty. Talia didn't know what to say. Hiei wasn't going to be happy but maybe once he realized what lengths Yukina was willing to go to get him to tell the truth, he might not be so upset. Her idea showed that she actually wanted Hiei as her brother so she had to have liked him and isn't ashamed. Without that fear, Hiei would have told Yukina the truth long ago.
"Hey Hiei um, Yukina she's upset because she knows. . ." Talia begins as she tells Hiei everything she heard.
"She knows and she did all of this in hopes I'd tell the truth? Who told her?" He says while getting slightly angry.
Talia sensing this replies "That doesn't matter. She's not ashamed of you; she wants to be your sister, so now you can tell her. She thinks you're ashamed of her--- you know what that's like. Don't do it to her, Tell her the truth. It will make her happy."
"Your right but if she knew, why not confront me? And how did she come up with such an elaborate plan? I bet that damn fox helped her." the fire demon says.
"No, she is more like you than you give her credit for. And even if Kurama did help it all worked out for the better. We're now mates and you get to tell your sister the truth. Come on, we better do this now." she says.
He sighs and then the two head to Yukina's room. They stop outside the door because they hear muffled sobs which makes Hiei feel guilty. Then knock and after hearing a soft "Come in," they slowly walk in.
"Hey Yukina. We have some news that we hope will cheer you up." Talia exclaims happily.
/What are you doing/ Hiei asks telepathically.
/It will be easier to just come out and tell her the truth. She and the others don't need to know that we faked the entire thing. It would only look bad on our part so there's no need to trouble her further. Just tell her that you're her brother without all the drama. Lord knows we've had enough of that./ explains Talia.
"Yukina I know why you're crying and I'm sorry. I should have told you sooner but I thought you'd be ashamed to be related to someone like me. Yukina I am your brother." Says Hiei. -Please don't let her be mad and please don't cry. I hate it when she cries.-
". . .Why did you think I'd be ashamed of you?" Yukina asks. -He TOLD ME! Oh I am so relieved. Now I really do have a brother! But how does he know I was upset?-
"Yukina I heard what you were telling Kuwabara earlier so we know about your plan to get Hiei to confess. But we're not mad. Actually we're relieved that you'd want him to be you brother." Talia says.
"Yukina I wasn't ashamed of you, I thought someone as pure as you would be upset to know her brother was a thief, a killer, and a fighter." he adds.
After that Yukina starts crying and gives Hiei a hug. "Oh I thought you'd never tell me the truth. I was so afraid you hated me. And I'm so happy for you and Talia. Oh my god I have a sister-in-law! Actually two sisters and then your mom and dad! Can I call you sister?" Yukina says in one breath.
"Uh sure, why don't we go to the living room and tell the others." Talia replies. -That went better than expected. Awesome. Finally something that's easy. What do you mean finally something 'easy?' You're easy. Oh if you don't shut-up. And if I'm easy so are you dumbass. That makes you a dumbass too. Hehehe. Shut your pie hole.-
The three of them walk into the living room but everyone automatically assumes the worst because of Yukina's tear-stained eyes.
"What do you do to my beloved, shrimp?" Kuwabara asks angrily. -He better not have upset her or else. . .-
"Relax Kazuma. These are tears of joy. Hiei has told me that he is my brother. . ." Yukina begins as she tells everyone her plan, how it went, and about Hiei admitting the truth.
At the end of her story, everyone was glad that it all worked out. After much crying and a little too much drama for Hiei's liking, Kurama asked "Yukina how did you know Hiei was your brother?"
"Well before I met you guys, I always felt a strong aura protecting me. I believed that the aura belonged to my brother, who watching out for me. That aura matched Hiei's. Plus he growls when Kazuma gets near me. Just like he's doing right now." Yukina says with a smile.
Everyone then notices that Kuwabara has his arm on Yukina and that Hiei is glaring and growling. They all laugh at the poor fire apparition. He merely glares and says "Hn."
Later everyone is watching TV. But Talia grabs Hiei's hand and they sneak off. Kira and Kurama casually slip away as well. Pretty soon everyone has paired off and poor Boton and Shizuru are left on the couch.
"Damn this bites. I need a man." Says Shizuru lazily.
"I know what you mean. Well since they're all happy, why don't you and I go clubbing later? Who knows, we might find someone." Boton replies cheerily.
"Sure, later." Shizuru answers as they both sigh.
With Kira and Kurama:
"Are you sure we should of snuck off?" Kira asks.
"There was nothing on and no one will miss us. Besides your sister left too." He says.
"Cool, so how do two very bored kitsunes keep busy?" She asks mischievously.
"I know LOTS of ways we could keep 'busy'. I could show you if you'd like."
"Oh I'd like that very much."
"So will I." Kurama adds with a fox-like grin.
They sat on Kurama's bed and started making out. Kira parted her lips and Kurama's tongue entered. He doesn't leave until he has touched every single bit of space in her mouth.
They're breathless and panting slightly. She moved to lie on Kurama's chest, while he started to unbutton her shirt. . .
With Yusuke and Keiko:
The two of them had snuck off to Yusuke's room. The couple sat on his bed, both getting ready for one long make-out secession and possibly more. Licking his lips, he kisses his girlfriend and explores her mouth. She responds and opens her mouth, while exploring his mouth at the same time.
"Yusuke are you sure no one noticed us leaving? Its rude of us to just walk off on everyone."
Whispering sexily Yusuke replies, "Don't worry Keiko. No one will care."
He begins to kiss her neck, trailing kisses lower and lower. . .
With Kuwabara and Yukina:
"Hey baby! I'm glad your brilliant plan worked. You are soo smart, my ice princess."
"Thank you Kazuma. I'm glad to finally end this by finding my long lost twin. Although now Hiei is allowed to be my protective older brother who scares off every guy I speak with."
"Aw man. But do not fret; the shrimp is no match for my awesome power. I can squash the midget anytime, anywhere."
"Kazuma he's standing right behind you."
"Ahhh! Hiei you know I was just kidding? Right? Hehe." Kuwabara turns around but sees no one. "Huh?"
"Got you. Now let's kiss before while we have the chance." Yukina giggles at Kuwabara's antics.
Kuwabara's eyes light up and hearts appear in his eyes. "YES!"
Moving towards him she sits on his lap. He gets closer and his captures her mouth. . .
With the pyro maniacs:
"Hey Hiei, don't you think we should get back at everyone?"
"For walking in on us all those times? Yeah."
"Cool. How about we show them what its like to be interrupted when they're in the middle of private matters? Besides I'm sure I saw Yukina and her ape sneak off together."
"That idiot is with my sister! I'll slit his throat!"
"Calm down. She loves him but there's no real harm in spoiling their fun. Giving them a taste of their own medicine might prevent them from ever opening our door."
"F.I.N.E. But if he does anything, I'll kill him."
"Well at least now you have the right to get him. Hehe, you get to be the 'big' over-protective brother who threatens all your sisters' boyfriends."
"Hn."
They quietly slip out of their room and head for Kurama's. Talia presses her ear to the door and hears her sister giggling. "What are they doing?" She snickers. "Maybe we should investigate."
With lighting fast reflexes Hiei slams open the door. "Ha!" Talia screams.
Kurama is on top of Kira, nibbling on her breasts. But when the two glance up, the look on their face is priceless. "Smile your on candid camera." Talia sings.
"You. . .what are you two doing here! GET OUT!" Kira screams. -Evil stinking older midget. She ruined the moment.-
"Temper temper sister. Now you know how we felt. This a lesson. . .knock before entering." Talia chides.
"You hypocrite. How could you ruin this?"
"Well how could you do your little ice-cream experiment in front of everyone? This is payback and payback's a bitch."
"Hn. Let's go we've embarrassed them enough. Besides my eyes might bleed if we continue watching this pathetic display." And with that they walk out of the room.
"Damn munchkins." Kira mutters.
"I agree." Kurama adds before continuing. (You can guess what continuing means, ok?)
Our munchkins walk casually down the hall to the room Yusuke resides in. They hear load, excited moaning. Smirking, Hiei quietly opens the door, allowing both trouble-makers to a slip in unnoticed. They find one very happy couple, lying on top of Yusuke's bed. Both are shirtless. Talia sneaks up on the unsuspecting lovers and screams "BOO!"
"Uh. . .we can explain." Keiko says sheepishly, hiding under the covers. -Oh god. This is so embarrassing!-
"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! What the Fuck!"
"Just doing a little detective work. This is a warning: NEVER OPEN OUR DOOR AGAIN IF YOU DON'T WANT US TO DO THE SAME!" Hiei yells out menacingly
"Gulp. 'K short-stack. Roger that." -Damn I was hoping to get to third base.-
Smiling like a madwomen, Talia adds, "Yeah you better roger that."
With that the two leave, off for the final destination: Yukina's room. When they arrive, Hiei worriedly puts his ear to the door. He hears nothing, not one sound. "Hn, it's too quiet."
"Yeah, I don't like it. Wonder what they're doing in there."
"If that idiot has gone past second base, I'll castrate him." Hiei whispers in a deadly voice, glaring hatefully at the door.
"Oh come on. I doubt your 'innocent' sister has gone further than that. They're probably still at first." -He's cute when he's in protective older brother mode.-
"But just in case," Hiei mutters while slamming open the door.
The scene in front of them is sickening. . .well sickening to our revenge seekers. "Ah my eyes, they burn." The two wail in pain. Kuwabaka had Yukina in his lap and they were frenching with raw passion. But as they noticed they weren't alone, the ice maiden blushed ad red as her lovely eyes and Kuwabara jumped away.
"Eep. Hiya Shortie. We were. . uh. . ."
"Big brother, please don't hurt him."
"Oh I'm not gonna hurt him, I'm going to KILL him!"
"Hiei, be reasonable. They're both fully clothed, her hair isn't too tousled, and they were only kissing."
Due to the arguing, the others had appeared.
"Whoa. Cool it. Hiei now what seems to be the problem?" Yusuke asks.
"HE FRENCHED MY SISTER! I'M GOING TO HACK HIM INTO A BILLION TINY PIECES!"
"Hiei I think you should calm down." reasoned Kurama. -Whoa he's pissed.-
"Hiei come on, let's go. We've succeeded in ruining their moment. And she chooses to be with him. There's nothing you can do to stop them from liking each other." Talia says with a smile. /Besides we have some things to do./
/What things to do/
/Naughty things. Now GO/
"Hn. Whatever." Hiei walks off with his mate and they head to their rooms for some alone time.
All seems to be going well for the next couple of months as everyone gets closer. There have been no missions but then. . . .
THE END! (NOT! There's a sequel and sort of an explanation about it below.)
PREVIEW FOR SEQUEL:
"Ok yes I'm writing a SEQUEL to this---I'VE WROTE THAT THE LAST SEVERAL CHAPTERS AND NO ONE KNOWS. PISSED ME OFF MAJORILY THAT NO ONE READ THE NOTE I WROTE LAST CHAPTER; I'D UNDERSTAND IF IT WAS LONG BUT IT WAS ONLY HALF A PAGE! Sorry I just get mad when I give an explanation and no one pays attention.
The fic will be filled with tons of pervy goodness. Now I'm all for originality but one of the story's major concepts is borrowed---it's a crossover fic with Harry Potter but it's going to be a lot different than anyone ever written. I've always like crossovers but all the ones I've read tend to follow a general pattern and have been, for the most part, a complete let down. Usually they are always yaio's (not that I have anything against those but that's what they usually are), the gang befriends the Gryffindors, and for the most part behaves, trying to keep their cover. Now I find that really unbelievable---Yusuke and the guys behaving? Ha! But this site is for writing ANYTHING---so everything goes.
Anyway to sum it up, the gang with a few added others (I'm not telling) go to Hogwarts because Koenma has said there are too many deaths in the area around Hogwarts (like people who shouldn't be dying are and its messing up fate--a bit different at least from the usual Voldemort is getting demons on his side) and the school needs to be looked after. Genkai comes after accidentally running into Dumbledore 'claiming' she moved from Japan and is looking for a teaching position as Defense Against the Dark arts professor. Up until that point the story seems like sort like others you've read, huh? But then it changes.
First of all there are 8 major differences:
1. All of Yuyu gang has someone and we go into their relationship---I love all the characters so I have to talk about all of them (I promised someone that Shizuru would have someone in the sequel)
2. They are not all in Gryffindor and their job is to protect the whole school not just Potter.
3. Not all of them hate Draco and the Slytherins.
4. Talia helps them keep their cover with her lying.
5. There's plenty of humor, romance, fights, and make out scenes.
6. They play quidditch–wouldn't that be fun?
7. They cause trouble, big trouble.---singing dirty songs in class, blowing up stuff, talking back, bad pets, and rude language, just to name a few. They have a pretty bad rep with the teachers, especially Talia and Hiei.
8. They are not completely helpless when using a wand and neither are they way better than the witches and wizards at Hogwarts.
9. They don't claim to have 'special' magic and opt for not mentioning their powers at all.
And that's all I can think of at the moment, but I hope you'll continue reading. Oh and review or I might take awhile to post the sequel. Hehe. Bye for now."