We all jumped out of the car. Savay, my only friend, stayed by my side. All the sudden, the girls from Domino High clobbered Kaiba.
"It's Kaiba!" one squealed.
"Will you please sign my thong?" one girl said.
"Sure." Kaiba got out a hot-pink magic marker and signed the thong. Disgusting.
"I love you Kaiba!" A boy hugged Kaiba. Kaiba hugged back. Then mad duelists started to beat Yugi up because he wouldn't duel them, so Joey and Tristan had to be his bodyguards. Again. Then people started bowing down to Kaiba. A camera-man taped Kaiba
"All hail Kaiba, world's best looking, strongest, smartest duelist." They chanted.
"Ok! Now all that are entering the Domino Finals go into the school. All that are not present say 'I!'" There was an awkward pause. This fat guy all the sudden yelled it out.
"I!"
"Shut up. Anyways, Only 30 people who are not entering can enter the school. Those people are…" Kaiba read a long and annoying list. "Now, let the duels begin!"
A million kids ran into the school, pushing and shoving. Of their number was Yugi, Joey, Tea, Tristan, and Kaiba. I also saw Duke, Marik, Mai, Serenity, Mokuba, and Pegasus. The camera-man followed Kaiba.
"Let's go in now that the crowd is gone." Savay said, with her new duel disk on. She looked great in it.
"Ok, let's go!" We trotted in, to soon be surrounded by millions of kids.
"Ryou Bakura, Yugi Motou, Joey Wheeler, Tristan Taylor, Tea Gardener, Duke Devlin, Marik Ishtar, Mai Valentine and any of their friends, dorm #3!" Kaiba yelled in a megaphone. Savay and I looked at a map, and went up to our dorm. (Which was really the teacher's lounge.)
"Wow, I always wondered what it was like in here." Joey said in awe.
"Check out our deluxe pad!" Serenity. ((Quote the Battle City Finals)) There was a boom box (with surround sound), PS2 (with 4 controlers, all wave-bird and 4 Dance Dance Revolution Pads), Wide Screen Plasma TV, Disco Ball, Refrigerator, Microwave, sleeping bags, and a huge couch.
"Hey, it's time to da-da-da-da-dance!" Yugi cried. So it was Yugi vs. Joey, Tristan and Duke.
"Choose your level," the machine chanted. Advanced.
"Choose your character," They all chose.
"Choose your song," Only You. And so they danced.
"Only you-ooh, can make me feel so true, I'll never ever be so blue, As long as I have you."
"Yeah! I won!" The midget said.
"Well, duh. You are the King of Games." I said.
"Ok, now it's our turn!" cried Tea. Then all the sudden someone everyone really didn't want to see came in to the room.
"Ok you geeks. The only reason I'm in this room is because everywhere else is full, so don't think I like you guys or anything!" Kaiba barked. With him was Mokuba and the camera-man.
"Ok, you can dance with us in the next round!" said Mai.
"I feel so… in." Kaiba said dully. So it was Tea vs. Mai, Kaiba and Mokuba.
"Choose your level," the machine chanted. Advanced.
"Choose your character," They all chose.
"Choose your song," Rock Lobster. And so they danced.
"Somebody went under a dock. There, they saw a rock. It wasn't a rock. It was a rooooock lobstah!"
"Yeah, shake your groove thang." Kaiba said sarcastically. Everyone else was really into it though, even Mokuba.
"Wow. I won." Kaiba said, getting a perfect. The camera-man taped him with joy.
"Wow! Good going, Seto!" Mokuba said, clinging to him.
"Ok, next round: Bakura vs. umm… Savay, Marik and Serenity!" Tea announced loudly.
"Choose your level," the machine chanted. Advanced.
"Choose your character," They all chose.
"Choose your song," Exotic. And so they danced.
"WHAT THE F#? EGYPTIAN MUSIC!" Marik screamed in fury.
"Hah, ha. I pwn at this!" I said, enjoying it. But Marik was much better than me, and soon me and Serenity had dropped out and it was Savay vs. Marik. Go, Savay, go! Eh, on the other hand if Marik gets mad then he might send someone to the Shadow Realm…
"Yus, I won!" Marik said joyfully.
"You're a good dancer. Very graceful." Savay said, offering him her hand.
"Feh!" was all that he said.
"Now, Yugi vs. Kaiba and Marik!" Tea said.
"Choose your level," the machine chanted. Advanced.
"Choose your character," They all chose.
"Choose your song," Only You. Again. And so they danced.
"All ya hoochie mammas throw your hands up! Hands up!" They stuck their hands up in the air, except Kaiba. "Gotta let me hear you say yeah! Yeah!"
Then Yugi dropped out. It was a battle between Marik and Kaiba. Sweat dribbled off their faces as their feet moved to the beat. All the sudden Kaiba slipped.
"Player 3 wins!" the machine said joyfully.
"Yes! I winnnnn!" Marik danced around the room, sugar high.
"Good job." I said to Savay. "You rocked!"
"Well, I'm not the best dancer…" She said shyly.
"Ok, time to choose our spots!" Duke said.
"Me and Seto call dibs on the coach!" Mokuba said.
"Get off, Monkey-Boy!" barked Kaiba, pushing Joey off the coach.
"Gees, super asshole." Joey murmured. ((More Battle City Finals Quoting!))
I grabbed two sleeping bags and handed one to Savay. "Here."
"Thanks." She said cheerfully and set them near Marik's bag, to my disappointment. Joey sat his near mine, and Serenity's was next to Joey's. Yugi's was across Joey's, and Mai's was as near as possible. Soon we formed a giant sleeping bag circle. But it wasn't time to sleep just yet! (Heh, heh, horf.)
((Yay! Finally done with this chapter. Anyways, why are Kaiba and Yugi so good at dancing? Why is Tea being loud and annoying? And WHY THE HECK DOES KAIBA HAVE ALL THESE FAN GIRLS? Find out next time!))