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Another Chapter Ten!

Note: Since I Can't Remember Which Chapter I'm On I'm Just Going To Call Them All Chapter Ten So Please Live With It.

The Horror That Chickens Do, Combined With Mickey Mouse.

Caramon looked around. The tree-city was in ruins, due to rampaging chickens. Everything was feathered and smelled like chickens. The remaining chickens were just milling around, the effects of the powder wearing off.

It was desastorous.

And I spelled that wrong.

But, on the plus side, the chickens had trampled the stupid dumb furbies.

On the down side, Tawny was back.

"HI!" she called, grinning her maniacal grin and skipping over in a flurry of scarves. Her sequined orange shirt, yellow pants, and pink vest, complete with gauzy red and purple scarves-some sewn with sequins-stood out in the feathered world.

Considering the fact that no answers were forthcoming, she grinned at them. Kit, Sturm, Tas, and Tanis had long past out from standing on their head for so long. Raistlin was on the vurge, and Caramon was so red that he resembled a big red balloon, as stated in earlier chapters.

Tawny frown. This was getting boring. Flipping out a knife-one that bore an incredible resemblence to Kitiara's-Tawny cut the roped.

Raistlin, Caramon, Salem, Tanis, Kit, Sturm, and Tas all flopped onto the floor.

Tawny observed them for a minute, then decided that they needed a drink. After all, being in the middle of a chicken stampede did make one thirsty. Skipping past the woozy Caramon, she danced her way up to the Inn.

In the Inn, she found a good few cups of ale that no one wanted. Skipping over to the kitchen, she lept out through the hole in the floor, crying jeronimo.

"JERONIMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO–umph!"

Recovering from her fall (the guacamole helped) (we beg you not to ask), Tawny skipped over to her friends. They looked incredebly woozy still, and a nice, cold drink–a drink dilated by nice, cold water–would help. Thinking of this, Tawny set the megs down and skipped over to the town well. Drawing a cup, she tasted it and made a face. Ack! It was lukewarm.

But she knew what would probably fix it.

Drawing out her pouch of purple-pinky moon loon powder, Tawny tossed the whole contents into the well, turnin the water purple-pink for a little bit befre the powder dissolved, making the water misty. But no one would care.

Tawny drew out a cup, took a taste. Good! The purple-pink powder–coming from the petals of a Jadhgjsohgsithshsh flower, also called a 'Moon Loon' flower because it only blooms in the full moon–produced insanity in all beings except Kender,whowhere strangely immune toit. However, if inhaled, like she believed her friend Tas had done, it would dizzy the brain and produce a condition similar to the insanity that affected all other races. The moon loon powderaffect had probably worn off of Tas by now, and he'd be back to normal, so they could share stories and play more games.

However, Tawny, while she did know the powder, if inhaled, would produce insane effects, wasblithely unaware of the powder's other podent effects. She only knew that the dizzy effects wore off after two or so hours, and that the powder, if placed in a drink, made it taste wonderfully like fresh strawberries. Believing this, she congradulated herself on making the stale water taste better and skipped away, back over to the ale mugs. She had no more Moon Loon powder to place in them, she realized. O.o well. No really big matter.

She tipped each of the borrowed cups down her friends throats, then drank one herself for good measure.

Hey, she was thirsty, too.

"Ughhhh." Sturm came consiousness still dressed in his Bunny suit. Kit, Tanis, and Tas too awoke.

As you remember, they all were dressed ridicolously with face paints and evertything.

"WHY THE HELL AM I IN A DRESS! GET IT OFF GET IT OFF!" Kit snatched off her dress, grabbed a sword smack outa nowhere, and sliced the Evil Garment to pieces. Of ocurse, she had taken off the dress, so . . . I'll leave the rest to your imagination.

Kitiara's Charisma just rose 14,000 levels up.

"O.o" Surm, Caramon,and Tanis all said in usion, staring at Kit.

"You're her brother, prevert!" Raistlin slapped Caramon on the side of the head.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH IT'S MY EVIL TWIN RUN AWAY RUN AWAY RUN FAR AWAYYYYYYYY!" Caramon screamed, running far away.

Every stared.

"Ooooooooookayyy." Tawny, Raistlin, Kit, Tanis, Sturm, Tas, and Salem said after a whole minute of staring.

"Even your own brother thinks you're evil." Sturm remarked to Raistlin, shaking his head. "Tsk tsk tsk."

Raistlin bitch-slapped Sturm exactly the way they do on TV.

"Dude, what's TV?" Tas asked Tawny.

"Something evil." Tawny replied.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!" screamed everyone except Tas and Tawny. "IT'S THE INSANE CRAZY LOONY KENDER DUDE! RUN AWAYYYYYYYYYYY!"

Everyone ran away.

Tawny and Tas stared at each other.

"Any idea of what that was about?" Tawny asked.

"Nope."

"Ya wanna sing Mickey Mouse songs?"

"Why not?"

Tas and Tawny sang Mickey Mouse songs, totally terrifying everyone within hearing radius.

By this time, the sun was hiiiiiiiiiiigh in the sky, and dudes, it was HOT.

So hot if made all the townsfolk come out and get a cup of water . . .

. . . from the well . . .

And we all know what's inside the well . . .

DUH DUH DUH.

Cliffhanger!

Next chapter: dancing alvocados and parrots who swear like dwarves! Also meet the one-and-only Merribell Shamrock, who is unlike ANY Kender you've ever met before!

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