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Omake:

Naruto blinked at Sasuke whose face was red. Was he has a fever or something? The boy kept staring at him when he thought he wasn't looking.

"Na-Naruto…I-I" the dark haired boy stuttered, desperate to let out the 3 important words to the blond.

"Yes?" he inquired feeling confused at his strange behaviour.

"Ac-actually…" Sasuke gulped. His fingers were twitching. "Actually I lo-I lo- I lo—" he tried to say it, but there was no sound came out.

"What?"

'God…he's so cute when he does that…' his face was redder at this thought.

"I- I- I…"

"Geez, Sasuke, now you sound like Hinata. Are you sure you're okay?"

"I'm fine. What I want to say to you…is that…I—" Sasuke took a deep breath. "I lo—" from the corner of his eyes he saw Draco Malfoy walked leisurely across the corridor. "IwonalotteryforfreeramenatIchiraku," the dark haired boy wanted to smack his face for that.

"YOU DID? Man, I'm envious…" Naruto moaned. Sasuke gaped to see the blond understand what he was talking about in fast pace.

"Here," It was thank God that he really has those free ticket ramens. He groaned inwardly. He was actually planning to use them to have a date with him when they come back to Konoha.

"REALLY! THANK YOU, SASUKE! You're the best!" Naruto hugged him (and made him as red as tomato) before snatching the tickets and ran away while bouncing happily.

Draco sneered at Sasuke before passed him. But a hand that clutched his shoulder in painful grip made him couldn't go anywhere as he winced. He turned around to demand him to release him, but the sight of the dark haired boy shut him up.

"It's all your fault! DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE!" Sasuke's eyes turned red as he activated his sharingan.

"WHAT DID I DO? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

In the Gryffindor tower, Harry looked up startled.

"What is it, Harry?" Ron asked as he moved his queen and take out Harry's rook.

"Do you hear someone screaming?" Ron stared at him like he was nuts. "My imagination, then," they went back to their chess game, while in the other part of Hogwarts, Draco suffered under Sasuke's torture.

End

Author's Note: Set in Harry's 6th year, which means that Sirius was already dead (or was he really?) Here you go.

"…" speaking in English

/…/ speaking in Japanese

Chapter Four

Snape's Bad Day

"They…killed the death eaters, and it was done without magic?" Dumbledore for once looked skeptical as he gazed at the young boys in front of him. Surprisingly they didn't even bat an eye at his gaze which always made others nervous.

"But it's true," Harry argued. "Moreover I don't think they, or maybe just Naruto, muggles."

"Albus, what happened?" Molly Weasley and the rest of the Weasley minus Percy (who wasn't there) had worried looks in their face as they came.

"Harry! You're okay!" Ron ran to his friend, but stopped when he noticed 4 strangers there. He gave him a questioning glance.

"Ah, they're the ones helped me. Guys, he's my friend, Ron Weasley."

"Yo, my name is Uzumaki Naruto," Naruto greeted from behind Harry. The others only nodded cautiously.

"What happened, Albus? And why did there is a hole in the wall?" She then looked at the floor where the remaining portrait was laid. "That's where the portrait, isn't it?"

"Naruto removed it," Harry replied. The others could only gawk at the young boy. It was then Mundungus Fletcher, Mad Eye Moody, and some other members arrived.

"Maybe we should go to a bigger room," Dumbledore suggested. When the boys didn't move from where they were he turned to them. "Follow me, please," obviously they didn't like the warning sound as they narrowed their eyes.

"Why should we do as you told us? You're no one to us," Sasuke replied coldly.

"You better do what Albus said, young men," Molly admonished. Inwardly Harry groaned at her insensitivity.

"The only one who has the power over us is only our hokage, and she isn't here," Neji gazed at her. The Weasley woman flinched when she saw his pupilless eyes. "We will do as we please."

From behind, Moody observed them with his magical eyes. Those young boys were suspicious. "Who are they, Albus?"

"Harry said that they helped him against the death eaters"

"Those boys?" he scoffed. "You expect me to believe th—" he stopped when he felt a sharp pain in his neck.

"I don't like it when someone underestimate my ability," Sasuke hissed. "I can kill you easily. So you better shut up or I'll make you," Moody swallowed hard. When did they boy move?

Dumbledore for his part has a calculating gleam on his eyes and his twinkle came back full force, which didn't do well in Harry's mind. He liked the boys, who cares if they were some killers (afterall he was prophesized that he would kill Tom or be killed), and wouldn't let the old man manipulate them just like what he did with his life. Neji and Shikamaru also noticed that look and gave a glance at each other secretly. They noticed that Harry gave a frown at Dumbledore too. When he caught their glances he only nodded. They knew at the time that Harry would always be there to help them.

"Che, how troublesome. Oi, Sasuke release him. We'll do like he said for now," Shikamaru shouted.

"Hn," he released the kunai from his neck and went back to his friends. All of the party stared at them disbelievingly.

"Well then follow me," Dumbledore led the way to the meeting place.

"We're doing a mission when this weird shit happened to us," Naruto stared at his new crystal wristbands.

"What mission?"

"Not your business, old man," Naruto snapped. He didn't know why he didn't like this man. It was like some intuition plus Kyuubi didn't seem to like him too from the warning growl he gave out.

"Don't spea—" a kunai slashed the potion master's cheek before it implanted the wall behind him, frozing the so called order of the phoenix, except Harry who was amused.

"If you really want to meet your maker up there that soon, you could have just told me," Sasuke said in an icy stone that rivaled Voldemort from the looks he got for his act.

"Wow," Ron blurted out. He didn't know who they were, but if they could do that to Snape they were obviously deserved his respect and admiration, even if the dark handsome teen acted very slytherinish. A glance to his brothers and sister told him they too enjoyed the scene. The adults looked horrified of course, but that was not his problem. For now he would simply enjoy over it.

"Could you refrain yourself to kill Mr. Snape, please?" Dumbledore asked politely. For once he didn't know how to take care of the situation. They didn't look like to be easy to manipulate. Even the one who appeared to be the most naïve of their group seemed to be careful of him.

"Only if he refrained his mouth to get the better of him. The same applied to your other subordinates."

The old man sighed. He needed to gain their trust and obviously his potion master just ruined his plan. "Severus, why don't you go to Hogwarts' hospital wing? Poppy is there I presume," Severus Snape for once in his life scrambled from his seat and quickly exited the meeting place obviously scared out of his wits from his pale white face, he even seemed glad that Dumbledore dismissed him. He just looked like that he was gone into his private torture session by Voldemort for decades.

Silence

"Wicked," the twins looked almost want to worship them here and there as they gave the shinobi group their largest grin. Sasuke let a small smirk plastered on his face.

Harry whistled loudly catching all attentions. "Never seen Snape ran like that, not even after his meetings with Voldemort where he always punished his henchmen," many flinched by the name as the Boy-Who-Lived rolled his eyes in exasperation.

"Professor Snape, Harry."

"Yeah, yeah. Whatever," he mumbled.

The shinobi boys raised their eyebrows. 'He's a spy?' Unlike his first impression, Naruto could be smart if he wanted to be. He looked as if something just clicked. 'So that's why I felt that he has the same dark chakra in his left arm with the people we killed.'

"Maybe you should refrain yourself for letting out a slip like that, Mr. Potter," Moody retorted harshly, but Harry didn't even bat an eye at this, feeling that he could trust them with his life.

Naruto snorted. "Even if he didn't slip out like that I myself have my suspicion with that person." His friends stared at him. It was a rare thing for Naruto to speak 'intelligently' like that, but when it happened he DID look smart. Well he was actually smart in learning new techniques, but this was smart in the perceptive field, something he rarely did.

"How?" Dumbledore was intrigued. Sure, Snape wasn't exactly 'polite'…

"He has the same pattern of dark…energy, in his left arm like the masked people before," he stopped himself when he almost said chakra. It was just he didn't trust him.

"You could 'see' it?" Mad Eye quickly turned his magical lens to the blonde boy. Even his magical eye couldn't see it, how was the boy done it?

"Sort of," he shrugged like it didn't matter at all, which was actually it did for him. 'Damn it! That old man has 'that look' again', he cursed himself inwardly. It was the same look the Akatsuki gave him when they tried to catch and use him for world domination thingy.

"Could we please get back to the track? I want to get it over quickly," Shikamaru snapped. His friends stared at him like he has grown extra head or that all of those cloud watching has actually gotten the better of him.

"Why don't we introduce ourselves first?" Dumbledore quickly said. "My name is Albus Dumbledore, I'm the headmaster of Hogwarts, school of witchcraft and wizardry, and the leader of the order of the phoenix, an order that was built to crushed the evil," the shinobi boys have to stop themselves from retorting at this. In their mind he was basically included in that 'evil' category for his manipulative streak. He was no better than Orochimaru.

"The red haired family is the Weasley. The one who just exited from here is Severus Snape, our resident potion master and professor in Hogwarts"

"You let that git teach in your school?" Naruto exclaimed disbelievingly. "I think I can safely say that I thank whoever up there that I'm not a student in your school." Harry and the Weasley kids burst out laughing before quickly shut up at the look of Molly Weasley and Dumbledore.

"He was Remus Lupin, Harry's father's friend. And to his right is Mad Eye Moody," he introduced few more people before he noticed that they looked bored of it and didn't pay attention for the people they thought 'not worth mentioning'. He sighed. "Why don't you introduce yourself?" he asked trying to switch role to a kind grandfather. Too bad for him they didn't fall for it.

"Like I said before. My name is Uzumaki Naruto. The one who almost killed that git before is Uchiha Sasuke," he said the word 'almost' like it was a curse, which brought a whole new batches of smiles on the young boys and girl. "The brooding guy over there is Nara Shikamaru, and the last guy is Hyuuga Neji," he paused. "That's all I think."

"Why don't you tell us how you kill the death eaters?"

"No way. Don't trust you at all."

Listen, young—" Molly Weasley was quickly silenced by her husband's hand in her mouth. He shook his head and gave her a stern glare. He was afterall wanted her to still reside in the land of the living not to step forward to meet Hades in the underworld. Molly quickly shut up remembering about the young man named Sasuke who has threatened to kill them if they couldn't refrain saying something he didn't like. His eyes when he said it made her knew that he was serious.

Silence

"So what's your plan for now?"

This time it was Neji who replied. "We haven't thought about it."

"Do you think you could attend Hogwarts? It would be a great opportunity for you to learn about us," he said that a bit too hopeful.

"Nuh-uh. No way. That bastard is there, not to mention that he has a grudge with us. Unless you throw out that git or let me kill him, I won't go anywhere near your school." Point one for Naruto, Zero for Dumbledore.

"I'm sorry that I couldn't do that, Mr. Naruto—"

"That's Uzumaki for you."

"…Pardon?"

"I don't let anyone I don't like to call me by my first name." Dumbledore looked confused so Remus felt it was best to interfere.

"I believe that in their culture the first syllable is for their surname," he offered an explanation. Dumbledore nodded for this.

"Alright, Mr. Uzumaki. As I said before I couldn't, but I could refrain Mr. Snape from provoking you."

"As in I could beat the shit out of him if he started to get in my skin?"

"…No. But I would give him punishment as I see it fit."

"As you see it fit? Not a good offer then. My answer is still a big NO" Sasuke, Shikamaru, and Neji stared at him in a whole new light. They didn't know that he was THAT good at bargaining. Who would have thought that the Kyuubi's vessel was actually a good diplomat or negotiator? Maybe he did have something else beside strength and courage (or you could say it as persistence) to let him reach his dream to become the Hokage.

"I see... And what do you want it to be?"

Harry loved this. It was the first time he saw Dumbledore was cornered and he could thank one of his saviours for this.

"If he cross the line throw him out of your school. If he doesn't cross it, he still has to get punishment like… say… suspension and a wage cutting or something like that. Oh and don't worry if that ever happen we won't hurt him…much. How's that?"

Okay, now he started to love—not in 'that' way—the whisker marked blondie. The twins looked actually disappointed not going to Hogwarts this year and Ron looked as if he got an early Christmas gift.

"And what's your view in crossing the line?"

"He's a professor, what do you think of a teacher? Your school must have a law or something regarding this. Say, maybe he wasn't fair and played obvious favoritism, abuse whether it is verbal or physical, etc."

"Woah, if that is your view of crossing line then he has to be out of school in the minute you dropped in," Ron said gleefully.

Naruto raised his eyebrow. "He did that a lot, didn't he?" The teens including the graduators of Hogwarts who have Snape as their potion master quickly nodded in synchronization. He turned to Dumbledore. "I believe I'll passed your offer of the 'great' opportunity seeing your great school isn't that great if you as the headmaster let him did things like that."

Dumbledore sighed wondering just where did he do wrong. Maybe it was wrong for him to let his once pupil to do whatever he pleased. "He needs to do this because if not the dark lord would know that he's a spy," he reasoned.

"Huh? Excuse me, I know that I'm not the brightest person in the world, but I do know that a spy has to know how to blend in. He sure did a lousy job there. If I were a spy I would try to make myself the kindest person to make people trust me, not to make people hate me. That just ruined the whole spying thing. Beside I believe that was his natural streak to be a git, not an act," he paused. "Wow, your Voldemort (Naruto rolled his eyes inwardly. 'They flinched at a name? Honestly, now I know why that old man have power over this people') must be very stupid not to know that he's a spy for you, if he didn't notice just how you let him go with his rash actions anytime. Did he ever hit his head when he was a kid or something?" he asked sarcastically while his friends gave him a smirk each.

"Hey, Harry," Ron whispered to his friend's ear. Harry looked up. "I think I like them and I believe my brothers and Ginny think the same. And maybe you don't believe I'm saying this, but… I like this slytherin side of that boy."

Harry grinned. "Me too, Ron. Me too," with that they proceeded to see what Dumbledore would say next. He was obviously in a losing battle here. The order members couldn't say anything afraid to provoke the angers of the ones who could so easily kill them.

"Think they'll join Hogwarts?"

"I hope so."

Ron closed his eyes as he smiled wistfully. "Imagine it. A school without Snape."

Harry stared at the ceiling, "And Malfoy. I bet they would kill him soon enough if he acted like he usually was."

"Oh, yeah…" they grinned at each other.

"Never thought you are a good negotiator, dobe," Sasuke said the last word affectionately. Naruto glared, which was he easily ignored as usual.

In the end after Dumbledore said that he would speak to Snape about it and gave them more privileges to them than everything he gave to anyone in his years as a professor and then a headmaster, they agreed. Naruto also let him promised that if he didn't do as he said, they could just leave the school anytime. He would also give them the usual funding the school gave to the muggleborns to buy their school things. All in all Naruto has won the battle.

They were currently staying in one of the Grimmauld Place's many rooms. 4 of them would have to share in a room and 2 beds, since the other rooms were used by other order members.

"Congratulation in outwitting Dumbledore, Naruto…we could call you that, couldn't we?" one of the twins asked.

Naruto grinned. He liked the twins already. They have the same air of prankster like him. "Sure"

Bill joined in. "Never in my mind crossed that someday I would see Snape running like a chicken," full-blown laughter was heard from the room as the youngsters befriended each other.

They were eventually stayed up late talking about wizarding world in general until Mrs. Weasley shoved them up to sleep because they would go to Diagon Alley for shopping the next morning leaving all four stayed in their room alone to sleep peacefully. They would think about how to get back to Konoha later. For now they would use this opportunity to learn this so called magic. Surely Godaime wouldn't brand them all as missing-nins, would she?

TBC……

Yay! Chapter Four is done. What do you think of it? Do you like the Snape bashing here? I actually don't like Snape; he's a git. But sometimes I read some fics about Snape that I like where he still act like usual meaning sarcastic, but don't act like a greasy git he is. Something like HarrySnape friendship and understanding (with a good reason, not like the friendship just drop from the sky)

Thanks to the ones who reviewed me harukakanata, Ly Mizukage, Lil donkey, FireDragonBL, Yum2, HikaruofDreams:), sorry if I got your name wrong, I'm in a bit of hurry. I'm sorry, but this chapter still hasn't been edited.

To Yum2: my country traditional hat? Uh…I don't know…there are too many tribes in my country. That's the 1st clue. It's a big country, 2nd clue, an archipelago country: clue no.3. Still don't get it? About Fudge…I want to get rid of him soon, so I made him a DE. Te he…