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Wouldn't You Know It, Another Chapter Ten!

Sour Skittles And Recessified Kendegardener Stampede!

Up on the rooftop of the Inn, Palmer and Flint were enjoying themselves imensely.

"Anananananananana!"

Here Palmer paused to play air-guitar on her hoopak while singing "duh duh duh-duh duh-duh!"

"Kikikiki!-" Flint sang in his horrid voice.

"a duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh" Palmer chimed in.

"Sididididididi." Flint continued.

"Sunununununun," Palmer cut in, singing more than a little off-key.

"Bwanananana!" They both finished, then burst into laughter.

It was a wonder that no one noticed them.

Back down on the ground, we left Tas, Tawny, and an orange ghostie singing 'Ballroom Blitz' at the top of their lungs. Actually, by this time they'd finished and had run through the whole song twice.

The Orange Ghost was the one to break the breathless silence.

"Never give sugar or caffeine to your koala, it ALWAYS ends badly." the ghost remarked seriously.

Silence insued.

"How?" Tas asked curiously, glancing up at the ghost.

"Do you want to know?" the Ghost asked.

"Um, sure."

"Do you really want to know?"

"Uh . . . yeah, sure."

"Do you really, really want to know?"

"Yes . . . "

"Do you really, really want to know?"

"Yes."

"Do you really, really, really to know?"

"Yes!"

"Do you really, really, really, REALLY want to know?"

"YES!"

The ghost blinked. "Wow, I've never met someone who really, really, really, REALLY wanted to know why you never give sugar or caffine to a koala."

"Wow, really?"

"Yeah, really."

"Cool." Tas blinked. "So what does happen when you give caffine or sugar to a koala?"

"Some things are better left unsaid." The ghost said mysteriously, winking. "I'll leave it to your imagination."

After the really big crowd of people - almost everyone in Solace - took a drink of Tawny's flavored water, they began to have strange urges.

Urge One: go home and dress in Native American-style clothes.

Urge Two: paint face with colorful paints.

Urge Three: find candy and devour it.

In search for candy, this new Kendegardeners (adults and children alike) formed a group that would be ever known as The Indians of theOctagonal Table! And they all began the Quest for the Holy Candypot.

It was very interesting to watch.

Unfortunately for our companions, these Kendegardeners (how do you spell this word?) now saw everyone else on the planet Krynn as a threat to their Sacred Candy.

How in the name of Sour Skittles could that be tolerated?

"Kit . . . I think there's a problem."

Tanis, Kitiara, and Sturm were collapsed against a tree, which gave them a good view of the dancing figures of Indianified Kendegardeners. Only these three didn't know it was Indianified Kendegardeners. Curse the buz of mosquitos.

"Ouch! Curse the damn mosquitos themselves!" Kit slapped at her leg.

"Squash." Sturm observed.

"Shush!" Tanis shushed them both, and crept closer. "I think I hear something . . . "

There was a rustle in the woods, a very loud rustle.

"I hear a very loud rustle." Tanis muttured. bringing his face closer to the bush.

rustle rustle the bushes rustled.

"What's doing that?"

rustle rustle the bushes said.

"Huh?"

rustle rustle.

OK, who's doing that?"

RUSTLE RUSTLE! the bushes screamed.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Screaming bushes! RUN AWAY RUN AWAY!" Tanis shrieked, and he lept into a tree.

"Oh, Tanis, don't be silly . . . " Sturm the Giant Bunnyleaned closer. "There's nothing mysterious in the bushes."

To prove his point, Sturm parted the bushes. Neither Tanis nor Kitiara could see into the bushes, so they waited.

They didn't have to wait long.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Sturm screamed. Using his Ultra-Rabbity Bunny Springs, Sturm jumped into the tree with Tanis.

"What did you see?" Kitiara asked.

Sturm didn't answer.

Kitiara peaked into the bushes . . . and came face-to-face with Caramon.

"CARAMON!" she shrieked.

"Oh . . . hi!" Caramon skipped into the clearing. "Why'd you run up into the tree, Sturm?"

Sturm's face took ona funny look. "I am no longer Sturm."

"You aren't?" Caramon, Tanis, and Kitiara asked.

"No . . . I am . . . BUNNYMAN! BEHOLD MY BUNNY-NESS!" Sturm began to laugh maniacally.

Raistlin, having come up behind Caramon, ran screaming in the opposite direction.

Kitiara blinked. "Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight."

Caramon looked at Tanis, then twirled his finger beside his ear.

Tanis peered at Sturm and said, in a worried tone, "Sturm? Have you been eating paste again?"

Sturm's eyes went wide. "Me? Eat paste? Me eat paste? No. . . me no eat paste . . . ME NO EAT PASTE!"

"Okayyyyyyyyyyyyy . . . Sturm's gone physcho." Kit said, backing away.

"So, Caramon, why are you here?" Tanis asked.

"I'm on a quest for Raistlin's breath! He lost it, you see. But don't say that to Raist, because he keeps rolling his eyes. I don't know why he does that. And anyway, Tanis, why are you here?"

Tanis's face went pale. "Why am I here? Why are any of us here? What's the purpose of life? Why is there death? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! WHY THE HECK AM I HERE? Someone help meeeeeeee . . . I don't know why I'm here!" Tanis began to have hysterics.

Kitiara, sighing, half-turned to the rather annoying half-elf. "You are here because I need you to be my boy-toy! Now settle down."

"Yes Kitiara." Tanis calmed down.

Kit turned back to Caramon. "Where's Raist?" she asked casually.

Caramon's eyes went wide. "NOOOOOOOO! I lost Raist! Whyyyyyy?" Caramon plunked down on the ground and began to cry.

"Ooooooooooooooooooooookaaaaaayyy." Tanis said slowly.

"Uh . . . Caramon, why don't you try looking for Raistlin?" Kitiara suggested.

"That's a good idea! WIIIIIIIILMAAAAAA!" Caramon yelled Fred-style.

"Um, Caramon, don't you mean Raistlin?" Sturm asked.

"Oh, yeah. RAAAAIST-LIN!" Caramon ran off in search of Wilma, um, er, Raistlin.

After many hours of searching, Caramon finally found his twin hiding beneath the bush, trembling with terror.

"Hey, Wilma, I found you!" Caramon laughed. Suddenly he stopped. "Raist, why are you under there?"

Raistlin shuddered. "Bunnies . . . " he hissed, clawing at the air. "Eeeeeevvviiiiiiiiiilll."

Caramon stared for a minute. "Ooooookaaaaayy."

Raistlin glared at his twin. "Aren't you on a quest for my breath or something?"

"Oh, yeah! Sorry Raist, be back soon!"with that, Caramon rode off into the sunset on a big horse, waving a cowboy hat.

"Ummm . . . " Raistlin watched Caramon leave, than shook his head. Some things are best if left alone.

MEANWHILE

"They know where candy is!" a Kendegardener pointed towards the group.

"OOH! Look! Easter Bunny!" cried another Kendegardener. (I'm sorry, I just don't know how to spell this word)

"Easter Bunny have big candy!" three cried in usion.

"GET CANDY!" cried the leader.

"GET CANDY! GET BUNNY!" everyone else screamed.

And ran.

"Hey . . . Tanis, what's that?" Kit asked.

"Um . . . it appears to be a stampeding herd of kendegardeners, Kit."

"Oh."

"Wait . . . "

"A STAMPEDING HERD OF KENDEGARDENERS?"

"What are kendegardeners?"

"I don't know . . . whatever they are, what are they shouting?"

"Uh . . . something along the lines of 'get bunny'."

"Oh . . . do they want Sturm?"

"I think so."

Both Tanis and Kit eyed Sturm, Bunnyman, who began to back away.

"AAH! NO TIME! RUNN!"

All three ran as the kendegardeners stampeded into the clearing, completely leveling it.

"Sacrifice Sturm!" Screamed Kit, and she and Tanis tossed Bunnyman to the bunny-hunting kendegardeners.

"AAAH! SOME FRIENDS YOU ARE!" Sturm screamed.

Thus Tanis and Kitiara escaped while Sturm got tossed to the kendegardeners.

Two minutes later . . .

"I feel bad." Tanis whined to Kit, observing the kendegardeners form afar.

Kitiara shushed him. "I don't."

"I doooooo . . . whe are such bad friends . . . WHY'D WE DO IT KIT? WHY?" Tanis burst into tears.

Kitiara sighed. "Well, what can we do about it?"

Tanis perked up. "We can rescue him!"

"ARE YOU NUTS!" Kitiara screamed.

Tanis's face crumpeled.

"Fine . . . if we rescue Sturm, will you stop this?"

"Rescue Sturm!" Tanis reminded her, skipping up.

Thus the two went off to rescue Sturm.

hehe . . . I was caffinated when I wrote this . . . do you like it?

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